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Celeste
Oct 12th, 2004, 04:33 PM
Ronnie woke up with a boner this morning and I had to do it with him. :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery:

Wigglytuff
Oct 12th, 2004, 04:35 PM
OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

This thread is living proof that creativity is DEAD

Celeste
Oct 12th, 2004, 04:37 PM
OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

This thread is living proof that creativity is DEAD
No, every one of your posts is living proof that creativity is dead.

Cam'ron Giles
Oct 12th, 2004, 04:40 PM
Ronnie woke up with a boner this morning and I had to do it with him. :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery:

:eek: :eek: Did you give him head too? :devil:

Neely OHara
Oct 12th, 2004, 04:40 PM
No, every one of your posts is living proof that creativity is dead.

Celeste, it appears that only a select few are allowed to share the minute details of their personal lives. We crossed the line. Shame on us!

Celeste
Oct 12th, 2004, 04:44 PM
:eek: :eek: Did you give him head too? :devil:
Of course, we had a half-and-half party, but he can only get it up once every 4-5 months, so it was no big deal, just unthinkable because he got it up around Labor Day, so I thought I was safe until at least Halloween.

Celeste
Oct 12th, 2004, 04:47 PM
Celeste, it appears that only a select few are allowed to share the minute details of their personal lives. We crossed the line. Shame on us!
:o

Wigglytuff
Oct 12th, 2004, 04:51 PM
No, every one of your posts is living proof that creativity is dead.

namely? tell me in detail about my non creative posting history?

dont get mad at me because you go around steal topic headers and joining fads.

Neely OHara
Oct 12th, 2004, 04:56 PM
namely? tell me in detail about my non creative posting history?

dont get mad at me because you go around steal topic headers and joining fads.

Hon, did you hear that Le Clue was having a one day sale? You should go!

Wigglytuff
Oct 12th, 2004, 04:56 PM
OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

This thread is living proof that creativity is DEAD

by the way Cam, this is an example of quality trolling, if i must say so myself. :hatoff: :hatoff: :rocker: :rocker: :banana: :banana: :rocker2: :rocker2: :nerner: :nerner:

ok, back to work for me!!!

i have to get my stuff ready for my observations :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Celeste
Oct 12th, 2004, 04:57 PM
namely? tell me in detail about my non creative posting history?

dont get mad at me because you go around steal topic headers and joining fads.
Aren't you the bozo who posts all those urban legends as fact? Go back to posting about HIV blood being put into fast-food catsup vats or the babysitter with the clown statue.

Wigglytuff
Oct 12th, 2004, 05:02 PM
Hon, did you hear that Le Clue was having a one day sale? You should go!

the wit, the wit so much in one post, i cant take it. no .....
no......
i am melting.... the wit has over powered me....

it has taken hold of my soul and damned me in the pits of hell that those who have been out witted are doomed to go.


oh..

wait...

wait..


still here... no fire here... hmmm.

i guess it didnt damn to the pits of wit hell.

seems like its not as witty as it first seemed... darn.
:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: well better luck next time.


LOL, but i you were right i am off. :) :kiss: :kiss: :hatoff: :drive: :dog: :dog: :dog: :sport:

Celeste
Oct 12th, 2004, 05:07 PM
the wit, the wit so much in one post, i cant take it. no .....
no......
i am melting.... the wit has over powered me....

it has taken hold of my soul and damned me in the pits of hell that those who have been out witted are doomed to go.


oh..

wait...

wait..


still here... no fire here... hmmm.

i guess it didnt damn to the pits of wit hell.

seems like its not as witty as it first seemed... darn.
:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: well better luck next time.


LOL, but i you were right i am off. :) :kiss: :kiss: :hatoff: :drive: :dog: :dog: :dog: :sport:
On your way out, look out for those HIV needles in the movie theater seats or in the change return slot in the pay phone!

Wigglytuff
Oct 12th, 2004, 05:08 PM
Aren't you the bozo who posts all those urban legends as fact? Go back to posting about HIV blood being put into fast-food catsup vats or the babysitter with the clown statue.

lol, no i have never posted anything about urban legends, unless you think the compromise of 1850 is an ubran legend?
or that bush cut taxes for the top 2% of wealthy americans is an urban legend.
or many its dred scott that you feel is the urban legend?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HINT:
click my name, and go to "find more posts by this user".

Avid Merrion
Oct 12th, 2004, 05:09 PM
Celeste, it appears that only a select few are allowed to share the minute details of their personal lives. We crossed the line. Shame on us!
:lol: yes shame on you, still made me laugh though :D

Celeste
Oct 12th, 2004, 05:10 PM
lol, no i have never posted anything about urban legends, unless you think the compromise of 1850 is an ubran legend?
or that bush cut taxes for the top 2% of wealthy americans is an urban legend.
or many its dred scott that you feel is the urban legend?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HINT:
click my name, and go to "find more posts by this user".
Just remember, if you're babysitting, and someone starts harassing you on the phone, he's actually upstairs calling you, so you should leave the house!

Evelyn Tremble
Oct 12th, 2004, 07:07 PM
Last time I was around you were pregnant. Did you have the baby and give it up for adoption to Fingon and Jo?

Cam'ron Giles
Oct 12th, 2004, 07:19 PM
Last time I was around you were pregnant. Did you have the baby and give it up for adoption to Fingon and Jo?
VERY interesting comment...mmmm who might you be? :scratch:

Celeste
Oct 12th, 2004, 07:37 PM
Last time I was around you were pregnant. Did you have the baby and give it up for adoption to Fingon and Jo?
You must have been away a long time, my baby is just over 14 months now!

Evelyn Tremble
Oct 12th, 2004, 07:46 PM
You must have been away a long time, my baby is just over 14 months now!

Last time I was around I think you and Ronnie were getting hitched? And you were complaining about him being a lousy lover. Although he said you had not got a case on judging him - based on 2 minutes.

Celeste
Oct 12th, 2004, 07:50 PM
Ronnie and I were married like 5 years ago! I trapped him with the oldest trick in the book. It's not the oldest trick in the book because it doesn't work. I had a second baby by mistake. I love being a mother now. Ronnie's a great lover, but he's really, really old, so it's not often. :(

esquímaux
Oct 12th, 2004, 07:51 PM
:retard: Too..much..free...time :retard:

Cam'ron Giles
Oct 12th, 2004, 07:54 PM
:retard: Too..much..free...time :retard:
:rolleyes:

esquímaux
Oct 12th, 2004, 07:56 PM
:retard::rolleyes::retard:

Evelyn Tremble
Oct 12th, 2004, 08:00 PM
Ronnie and I were married like 5 years ago! I trapped him with the oldest trick in the book. It's not the oldest trick in the book because it doesn't work. I had a second baby by mistake. I love being a mother now. Ronnie's a great lover, but he's really, really old, so it's not often. :(

2 kids? Never knew this. Are they going to become tennis players?

Well I knew a guy who was one of Celeste’s old clients.He said her favourite position was lying beside the wallet - usually for a quick withdrawal.

Celeste
Oct 12th, 2004, 08:06 PM
2 kids? Never knew this. Are they going to become tennis players?

Well I knew a guy who was one of Celeste’s old clients.He said her favourite position was lying beside the wallet - usually for a quick withdrawal.
You must be for real, because that's exactly how I was!!! I earned every dollar, though, I was the best hooker on the strip for at least 10 years. At one point, I was making $500 an hour, that's fab for a hooker.

esquímaux
Oct 12th, 2004, 08:08 PM
:rolleyes:

Evelyn Tremble
Oct 12th, 2004, 08:23 PM
You must be for real, because that's exactly how I was!!! I earned every dollar, though, I was the best hooker on the strip for at least 10 years. At one point, I was making $500 an hour, that's fab for a hooker.

Yes I’m for real and I’ve never doubted your sincerity. Although I had heard you were out of the game as they say - old hookers never die they just get laid off.
Hey how's Trish?

Is it true one of her clients brought her home and they had hours of hardcore sex then she left when he fell asleep.
Then next morning when he woke up and discovered that he has crabs he goes and finds Trish again and says - "Hey Bitch you gave me crabs!"

And Trish replied - "Well for $100 what did you expect Lobsters?

Joana
Oct 12th, 2004, 08:37 PM
Yay, a catfight in this thread! :banana:

Celeste
Oct 12th, 2004, 09:24 PM
Yes I’m for real and I’ve never doubted your sincerity. Although I had heard you were out of the game as they say - old hookers never die they just get laid off.
Hey how's Trish?

Is it true one of her clients brought her home and they had hours of hardcore sex then she left when he fell asleep.
Then next morning when he woke up and discovered that he has crabs he goes and finds Trish again and says - "Hey Bitch you gave me crabs!"

And Trish replied - "Well for $100 what did you expect Lobsters?
That sounds like something Trish would say, but Trish never did a $100 trick! Trish was one of my best girls when I got into "management." She'd do anything and was really good at it. Guys loved her. Trish took over the bordello when I retired and left El A. She's made a real go of it, though most of the "old crew" is gone. We got too old! Ronnie helped her finance the purchase of the bordello house I had in Benedict Canyon, and she's made a real go of it. I'm thrilled for her. She married her boyfriend and she came to visit a couple of months ago and looked great. Who says ex-hookers can't make good?

Wigglytuff
Oct 13th, 2004, 04:52 AM
Just remember, if you're babysitting, and someone starts harassing you on the phone, he's actually upstairs calling you, so you should leave the house!

LOL, i was actually going to my masters class. And making calls for my call observations.

anyway enough about me lets talk about you for a minute....


did you every find the "non-creative" posts you were talking about or those "urban legends posted as facts"??? what does the compromise of 1850, not count as an "urban legend" anymore??

thats ok you dont have to say sorry, i am sure you are truly sorry. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :wavey: :wavey: :bounce: :bounce: :kiss: :kiss:

Celeste
Oct 13th, 2004, 10:48 AM
Just remember the one about the carjackers who leave the flier on your rear windshield. Don't get out of the car!!!!

Evelyn Tremble
Oct 15th, 2004, 08:28 PM
I feel like I’ve had my knuckles rapped.