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Neely OHara
Oct 11th, 2004, 05:10 PM
The whole time we were going back and forth we couldn't wait to tell all of you because we know it's important news. Right, Hel?

Sally Struthers
Oct 11th, 2004, 05:21 PM
So what's the latest gossip?

Neely OHara
Oct 11th, 2004, 06:15 PM
Nothing, Sal. But, hon, we wanted to everyone to know that we talk away from the board. It's important news, you know.

Avid Merrion
Oct 11th, 2004, 06:40 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Neely OHara
Oct 12th, 2004, 03:20 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh good. Someone laughing with us. Thanks, hon.

Avid Merrion
Oct 12th, 2004, 03:57 PM
Oh good. Someone laughing with us. Thanks, hon.
:wavey: no problem. i found it highly amusing :lol: don't understand why no-one else did :(

Celeste
Oct 12th, 2004, 04:21 PM
I was e-mailing with Taffy yesterday and we were talking about Sammy and Kris.

Joan Rivers
Oct 12th, 2004, 04:24 PM
I was e-mailing with Taffy yesterday and we were talking about Sammy and Kris.
Are they famous? If not, we don't care hon. Neely why wasn't I included? God you two have been freezing me out since the 70s!

Celeste
Oct 12th, 2004, 04:26 PM
Taffy used to me one of my bordello girls. She's tricked with some famous men.

Neely OHara
Oct 12th, 2004, 04:30 PM
Are they famous? If not, we don't care hon. Neely why wasn't I included? God you two have been freezing me out since the 70s!

Joanie, you have Melissa. Our kids don’t care about us unless they want a Photo Op with our Oscars. Hon, count your blessings that Mel's so close to you.

Helen Lawson
Oct 13th, 2004, 02:06 PM
Neely, we need to instant message today, I didn't get the last message last night because Anne Welles spilled her drink on my laptop when we were pasting Lyon Burke's face onto an ape's, and I need to hear what you're going to do about Seanie and the big issue about Mac because that'll effect what I tell Timmy's daughter, re: her question about you know what.

Neely OHara
Oct 13th, 2004, 02:24 PM
Hel, I wish I could be of help but Mackie hasn’t made any real progress regarding his “situation”: he still insists that Corey is his “roommate”, despite there being only one bed in their condo. Ugh, the children of a manic-depressive. At least your twins don’t have these issues.

Helen Lawson
Oct 13th, 2004, 03:43 PM
Hel, I wish I could be of help but Mackie hasn’t made any real progress regarding his “situation”: he still insists that Corey is his “roommate”, despite there being only one bed in their condo. Ugh, the children of a manic-depressive. At least your twins don’t have these issues.
I'm telling you, Neely, you shouldn't have let Gomez have joint custody. You should have gone in for the kill like me, though Jess roughed me up a lot which really helped in court, couldn't you have baited Gomez into punching you out a couple of times? Black eyes in court are soooooo powerful.

ToeTag
Oct 13th, 2004, 04:30 PM
HL posted:though Jess roughed me up a lot Helen,I'm shocked!I didn't think a broad like you would put up that?Didn't ya give him the old separator...ya know so he would sing saprano for a couple of days?

Helen Lawson
Oct 13th, 2004, 04:34 PM
Truth be known, we beat each other up a lot, and I was usually the instigator. It went downhill when his studio contract wasn't renewed and I was raking in like $250,000 a year with my Walter Wanger contract. Guys today can live with that, but not men of my generation. I one time laid into him for not getting on the pool people for cleaning the pool shitty and he made some lame comment like "But I'm not the leader around here." I shot back, "you're not the breadwinner either." He punched me in the mouth, I kicked him in the balls and slashed his cheek with my breakfast knife. I mean, this was like 8 a.m., so it was really downhill the rest of the day.

We were very passionate, I would rather have him at home beating me up than out beating up some car hop or dress extra. I just rationalized for years that he wouldn't beat me up if he didn't love me, but I just got tired of him when he lost his looks, so I took the twins and moved on.

Joan Rivers
Oct 13th, 2004, 04:46 PM
Truth be known, we beat each other up a lot, and I was usually the instigator. It went downhill when his studio contract wasn't renewed and I was raking in like $250,000 a year with my Walter Wanger contract. Guys today can live with that, but not men of my generation. I one time laid into him for not getting on the pool people for cleaning the pool shitty and he made some lame comment like "But I'm not the leader around here." I shot back, "you're not the breadwinner either." He punched me in the mouth, I kicked him in the balls and slashed his cheek with my breakfast knife. I mean, this was like 8 a.m., so it was really downhill the rest of the day.

We were very passionate, I would rather have him at home beating me up than out beating up some car hop or dress extra. I just rationalized for years that he wouldn't beat me up if he didn't love me, but I just got tired of him when he lost his looks, so I took the twins and moved on.

God Hel, I can just imagine Jess rattling around in that mansion unemployed while you are out making movies but I didn't realise it got that violent. I ain't surprised though Hel. That red haired temper of yours was legendary.

Sally Struthers
Oct 13th, 2004, 05:06 PM
Goodness Hel... sounds like an earlier version of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown.

ToeTag
Oct 13th, 2004, 06:51 PM
Goodness Hel... sounds like an earlier version of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown.
...or Liz and Richard.Come to think of it Liz and all her husbands.