The Limerick and Rhyme thread!

Post your limmeriks and rhymes that you can think of, about anything you want. :)

Queen Maria is the player we all love
Her looks are heavenly and her game a class above,
First there is Dan, the great Aussie man, of who i am a fan,
Then there is Lemonskin the the funny Crazy textiles king,
What about Andy Mac he always provides us with a good time
Eddy two with is great poems like mine,
Then offcouce there is Beauty is pink who makes andy's heart want to sink,
her name is Maria and we would all like to see her,
Josh B and Eddy are always loud and pround
And Sharky could never be just a face in the croud,
There is Frank the tank who likes to prank, then Mandy 7 with the voice from heaven
and Then comes the nouf the caps man who we would all never want to ban,
And last but not least for our last little feast there is me Andrew the last Aussie member of the Maria Fan Crew.

:worship:
Nice one Andrew :D

Fantastic limmerik Andrew. :) :)

hmm i wonder who started the whole limmerick thing? hahah me!!!!

There once was a guy named Josh
Whos skint cos he ows his dad dosh
He fancies Maria
He tried to go see-er
But his parents said no 'by gosh'

Today for Maria's a pain
She has to wait for the rain
But soon she will volley
And then she'll be jolly
And Lindsay will be on a plane

--
Dr. Andrew Broad
http://www.geocities.com/andrewbroad/ (http://www.geocities.com/andrewbroad/)
http://www.geocities.com/andrewbroad/tennis/ (http://www.geocities.com/andrewbroad/tennis/)
http://www.geocities.com/andrewbroad/tennis/shara/ (http://www.geocities.com/andrewbroad/tennis/shara/)

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sizzlingsharapova/ (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sizzlingsharapova/)
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jeldani/ (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jeldani/)

Queen Maria is the player we all love
Her looks are heavenly and her game a class above,
First there is Dan, the great Aussie man, of who i am a fan,
Then there is Lemonskin the the funny Crazy textiles king,
What about Andy Mac he always provides us with a good time
Eddy two with is great poems like mine,
Then offcouce there is Beauty is pink who makes andy's heart want to sink,
her name is Maria and we would all like to see her,
Josh B and Eddy are always loud and pround
And Sharky could never be just a face in the croud,
There is Frank the tank who likes to prank,
and Then comes the nouf the caps man who we would all never want to ban,
And last but not least for our last little feast there is me Andrew the last Aussie member of the Maria Fan Crew.
i feel so left out! :hysteric:

:p

hmm i wonder who started the whole limmerick thing? hahah me!!!!
Actually it was me... I wrote your limerick, remember? :D

well yes i do remember that...but thats not what started it..on frieday night with dan and maria i just started making them up in the off topic and now everyones doing it! ahahahhahahaahahaahha HAPPY THANKSGIVING FORM ALL OF CANADA!

well everyone i feel the bordem
and i think this thread has the admins sayin "hmmm"
now i know u dont know
so ill tell u now, before i go
HAPPY THANKSGIVIN TO ALL IN THE FORUM

Cheers Andy

Happy thanksgiving to you too

hehe no problem! and thanks

Merry Christmas to all, from us kraaaaazy kats in Australia.

Err...

i feel so left out! :hysteric:

:p

Sorry Sorry Sorry x100

I have now put you into my limerick Mandy:)

thats one HUGE ass limerick andrew!

It is Indeed

Well done Andrew :yeah:

hey dan u ahvent got any limericks yet

Ahoy all. I thought I'd jump in the deep end and offer up a few toasty-hot limericks of my own. These are hot off the presses, people!!!

*ahem*

We're the Aussie Maria fans!
(that's Lemonskin, Andrew and Dan)
We love when she wins,
It gives us the grins,
It makes us all a happy man!

...

And here's one more... Andy Mac might like for his sig to replace the current one...

Now Maria's becoming a force
She'll make the YEC, of course
We'll see her in L.A.,
She'll win the day,
Can't wait till she wins that damn Porsche!

Awesome Limerick LS

Why thank-a you!

thanks lemo! it loks good as my new sig!

Another one Andy might like for his sig (also posted in the Philly thread ;))

Masha's galloping to Advanta
She can win, even at a canter
She'll win it in style
And make us all smile
...
I think I'll go grab me a Fanta.

Stick a fork in me, I'm done!

There once was a girl called Maria
She had really bad diarrhea
One day when it was hot
She was caught smoking pot
And then she fell down on her rear!

:o that's not very nice!

Mine was waaay better ;)

Oh, and it's spelt "diahorrea" ;) :o

Nope......its spelt diarrhea. :p

Well that's how I've seen it spelt o'er here in Aussieland

nice one lemo.........but i liek the one i ahve in now

Andy,

I think LS is taking your crown of the Limmeriks.

LS has style.

Heeheeehee... Why thank-a you! I'll write a limerick to celebrate :D

Lemonskin's King of the Rhyme
He's so good, it's almost a crime
His limericks are good
And, touch wood,
He'll be around for a very long time! ;) :p

alright,thats it, youve gone TOO FAR
now uve went and said u hold all the power
dont get confused,ill agree your LIMERICKS are quite whack
y tho y?do u think u can match up to the mac?

by now youve realized that the to rhyme spells out my name
is that really cool, or u think its quite lame?
one things for sure i honeslty cuddnt give 2 shits
cuz right now, im hype, liek ive taken 2 hits
cept i dont do drugs,they for pussies with hissy fits
sorry about my rhyme 2nyte, im not on my game
and most of my line right now must all sound the same
but dont worry, no panic, ill come back with a stomping
czu they dont call me andy mac, for nothing

Andy, awesome POEM, but it's not a limerick :p.

Limericks, by definition, have 5 lines. Lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme ;)

You can be King of the Poem, ;)
I'll be King of the Limericks ;)

Lemonskin you are quite sad
you are so sad it makes me feel bad
you like giving me bad reps
it's like drinking schwepps
my bad limericking is probably making you mad

Lemonskin no hard feelings i'm just bored and i wish you'd stop bad reping me!

Lemonskin you are quite sad
you are so sad it makes me feel bad
you like giving me bad reps
it's like drinking schwepps
my bad limericking is probably making you mad

Lemonskin no hard feelings i'm just bored and i wish you'd stop bad reping me!
What did you expect with that piss-poor limerick you posted a few days ago?? :o :lol:

What did you expect with that piss-poor limerick you posted a few days ago?? :o :lol:
no he's bad repped me before
piss-poor? that could be said of some of the other ppl's efforts in this thread!
Poetry in motion! I think not!
:o

Lemonskin you are quite sad
you are so sad it makes me feel bad
you like giving me bad reps
it's like drinking schwepps
my bad limericking is probably making you mad

Lemonskin no hard feelings i'm just bored and i wish you'd stop bad reping me!
Hey buddy, check it out:

vBulletin Message
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to chocc0 again.

:( I wanted to bad rep you but I cant

You're not a Maria fan, and you patronise fans in here. Piss the hell off, buddy.

Hey buddy, check it out:

vBulletin Message
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to chocc0 again.

:( I wanted to bad rep you but I cant

You're not a Maria fan, and you patronise fans in here. Piss the hell off, buddy.

i think i'll stick around!

no he's bad repped me before
piss-poor? that could be said of some of the other ppl's efforts in this thread!
Poetry in motion! I think not!
:o
Well you dont have to read them...or come in here at all :)

Well you dont have to read them...or come in here at all :)

would that make you happy?

Chocco's a little shit
Who doesn't appreciate my wit (:p)
His posts are a sin,
He should pull his head in,
I don't like him, not one bit.

His i'm actually a GIRL!

would that make you happy?
Couldnt care really...but if you wanna hang around then try and get along or there'll be a lot of this argueing :D :wavey:

Chocco's a little shit
Who doesn't appreciate my wit (:p)
His posts are a sin,
He should pull his head in,
I don't like him, not one bit.

And yeah i am a lil shit! it's all part of my charm! :p :p :p

I'm certainly not charmed :fiery:

And yeah i am a lil shit! it's all part of my charm! :p :p :pCharm Huh so far you have shown as much charm as a pit bull mauling a child. MMMM Ok maybe not that bad. If you want to hang around its no biggy by me not evryone has to agree and get on but it would be nice.

This could be a great battle of Limmeriks between LS n Andy.

pffffffffffff it cud be.........and it wud be
but to be truthful, limericks just arent me
chocco stop yur fuckin whining,
czu josh, turn this thread into an all round rhyming!

i am trying to be civil here so stop insulting me!

Hi Chocc0 :wavey:
..dont worry about Andy any excuse and he'll write a limerick :p :lol:

Hi Chocc0 :wavey:
..dont worry about Andy any excuse and he'll write a limerick :p :lol:
Hi Dan i wont worry about Andy he just seems to enjoy insulting people i.e. me

i.e. only you! a.k.a not "people"...........

it may seem andys gettin on your case only
but im sick of all these newbies gettin lonly
they come into this forum and talk like they were the makers
fucken right they get me firing on all damn cylinders
chocco, your right, ill give u a chance
between me and you at teh start
ther was no difference
i also came in, rippin n roarin
now they made threads liek this, to keep me from bordem

so dont get all nasty about this attack
cuz pretty soon you'll realize, youve got a pm from Mr.Mac

Hi Dan i wont worry about Andy he just seems to enjoy insulting people i.e. me
Andys a good guy really..:D

i.e. only you! a.k.a not "people"...........

it may seem andys gettin on your case only
but im sick of all these newbies gettin lonly
they come into this forum and talk like they were the makers
fucken right they get me firing on all damn cylinders
chocco, your right, ill give u a chance
between me and you at teh start
ther was no difference
i also came in, rippin n roarin
now they made threads liek this, to keep me from bordem

so dont get all nasty about this attack
cuz pretty soon you'll realize, youve got a pm from Mr.Mac
:haha:

u liek that one daniel!

thanx for the chance...after all that was it really worth it

u liek that one daniel!
Yeah you had a few interesting posts to start off when you were new :lol:

hold up chocco........reciveing pm!

i'm sorry for making you all mad
i know that it was really bad
you guys seem pretty cool
and i am not a tool
i don't want to make anyone sad

sorry for the bad poetry

its not bad

hey joshie turn this into an all round rhyming thread
so i can show up lemo and prove his limericks are dead
he may think he's whack
but dont fuck with the mac
oh look i made a limerick instead

i'm sorry for making you all mad
i know that it was really bad
you guys seem pretty cool
and i am not a tool
i don't want to make anyone sad

sorry for the bad poetry
Nice one..
thats actually better than most of the others in here... :tape: :lol:

is this thread just limited to limericks?

hey u sayin my rhymings weak or the limericks are weak?

chocco im tryin to broaden it to jsut all round rhymin......it will change next time josh b is online! and by teh way...hope u enjoy your stay here and make friends with alot of us lol liek eddy, frank, dan,lemo,not duiz ahaha

chocco im tryin to broaden it to jsut all round rhymin......it will change next time josh b is online! and by teh way...hope u enjoy your stay here and make friends with alot of us lol liek eddy, frank, dan,lemo,not duiz ahaha

this duiz guy sounds scary i was orginally compared to him by lemonskin (at least i think i was)

is this thread just limited to limericks?
Well not really I suppose..
most of Andys arent proper limericks anyways :p
this thread has just ended up as a lot of chatter with the odd limerick :lol:

who started teh whole limerick thing anyways???? thats right I DID! in the off topic one boring friday night!

i'm sorry for making you all mad
i know that it was really bad
you guys seem pretty cool
and i am not a tool
i don't want to make anyone sad

sorry for the bad poetry
The poetry is not that bad. Its great to see everyone has come good. Sorry that there was some harshness at the start but good friendships cannot always start off like Roses. great to see another Aussie. :)

Lemonskin’s back for a while
This thread makes him smile
Chocco’s now alright
No longer will we fight
No longer will I be riled.

:D Ahoy :p

chocco is here to stay
just dropped in to say hey hey
i am stressed
i am also blessed
tommorrow is basically judgement day

down with ancient history and the HSC!

:eek: HSC sucked. I did it last year.

Chocco, you're gonna do fine
Just take this advice of mine
Don't do it my way
(no study, all play)
Otherwise your job will be feeding swine. :p

Hehe... seriously though, I was lucky. I did not a whole lot of study, didn't do fantastically but grabbed a traineeship with a big textile company ;)

:eek: HSC sucked. I did it last year.

Chocco, you're gonna do fine
Just take this advice of mine
Don't do it my way
(no study, all play)
Otherwise your job will be feeding swine. :p

Hehe... seriously though, I was lucky. I did not a whole lot of study, didn't do fantastically but grabbed a traineeship with a big textile company ;)

haha it's too late
i haven't done great
english was bad
it made me sad
i guess uws is my fate

i have done well throughout the year but i haven't studied that much but i kinda know it if ya get me only two left!!

To start with there was a war of words
There was fighting and word usage like turds
But they turned it around
And happiness could be found
Who knows they could turn into love birds

Dedicated to LS and ChoccO :)

OMFG!!!!

ITS MY 3000th POST!!!

:crazy: :clap2: :aparty: :toothy: :rocker2: :eek: :hehehe: :explode: :rocker2: :rocker2: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty:

It's Lemonskin's 3000th post!
(He's the one who writes Limericks the most)
Never shy's from a rhyme
So cool it's a crime
I THINK I'LL GO GRAB ME SOME TOAST!!!!

w00t!!!

To start with there was a war of words
There was fighting and word usage like terds
But they turned it around
And happiness could be found
Who knows they could turn into love birds

Dedicated to LS and ChoccO :)
I believe it's spelt "Turds" :p

Ill change it. But only because it's you LS :lol:

Andy,

I changed it to the Limmerik and Rhyme thread!

any probs, just tell me.

yes now we can stop with these stupid limericks
they are gettin old and kinda stupid! haha

i started teh limerick thing now im stoppin it
lets make this jsut a kinda rhyming thing
drop your shit now guys

Welcome Chocc0!

Im pretty glad u joined da crew
We'll have a good laugh, a joke, no spew
I can honestly say your not like Duiz
Duiz posts crap and lectures us.......uiz
Now youve settled in our forums for you.

Sorry guys n gals.
I struggled with this one, my limmeriks have gone majourly crap.

Rhymes are fun :D
This one's done.

To start with there was a war of words
There was fighting and word usage like turds
But they turned it around
And happiness could be found
Who knows they could turn into love birds

Dedicated to LS and ChoccO :)
Thanx:)

Ancient history was a great exam
it forced me to work hard and cram
extension history will be a real turd
tonight i'm gonna have to be a real nerd
for dinner i might be rewarded with lamb!

OMG one more to go!!! i hope it's as good as ancient history!
:D :D :D :D

Thanx:)

Ancient history was a great exam
it forced me to work hard and cram
extension history will be a real turd
tonight i'm gonna have to be a real nerd
for dinner i might be rewarded with lamb!

OMG one more to go!!! i hope it's as good as ancient history!
:D :D :D :D
For mine, Economics was a real bitch
But it's a subject I'm glad I didn't ditch
It taught me a lot
(which I've all but forgot)
And tonight, my dinner is fish!!!

:D

Geography was a pain for me
it made me wanna climb up a tree
the classes were boring
all the students were snoring
but luckily i managed a C

:hehehe: :dance:

I cant stand doing Maths
I rather roll in mud baths
Miss shouts at me
Predicted a C
And now im studying Graphs

i hate maths.

Me too.

My teacher is out to kill me.

Other people on my table talk about empires.

I do work and still she keeps me behind to tell me off.

Wats that all about.

Although i dont usually do work, i like to talk about stuff.

I cant stand doing Maths
I rather roll in mud baths
Miss shouts at me
Predicted a C
And now im studying Graphs

I despise Maths, and I am incredibly close to quitting.

what u mena close to quitting?

Close to dropping Maths for A level.

It's over now, i'm free to play
extension history let me have a say
for one of the essays i wrote fifteen pages
it was really long and it took me ages
Thirteen years of school have now come to an end
i wonder whats around the bend!

Hopefully a UAI of 85+

Yes maths sucks thats why i did vegetable maths coz i'm more of a humainities person excpet i suck at english (i don't know how that works i'm just really good at history)

It's over now, i'm free to play
extension history let me have a say
for one of the essays i wrote fifteen pages
it was really long and it took me ages
Thirteen years of school have now come to an end
i wonder whats around the bend!

Hopefully a UAI of 85+
Jeebas that's a bloody good rhyme!

Chocco, what school did you attend?
I went to St Pats, in Sutherland.
T'was OK, but the work was strenuous
Geez, this rhyme is tenuous ;)

Chocco, what school did you attend?
I went to St Pats, in Sutherland.
T'was OK, but the work was strenuous
Geez, this rhyme is tenuous ;)

R u serious do you know Liam in my year??? and Mr Cantwell he came to my school
I went to Tara anglican in north Parra

Ahaha (Dr) Mr Cantwell he was an oddball :p

Uhh... don't know Liam by name but probably know his face ;)

Darn I dunno anyone from your school :p

Ahaha (Dr) Mr Cantwell he was an oddball :p

Uhh... don't know Liam by name but probably know his face ;)

Darn I dunno anyone from your school :p

Liam is weird i know him through a friend i use to prank call him and pretend to be russian with my russian alter ego anastacia but then he found out it was us:(

Dr Cantwell was funny he told us a story about something that happened to him in Vietnam..then we gave him a crappy tara present

Hehe yeah him and his Vietnam stories. And his outrageous hats :p

I'll ask my bro about Liam, he might know. He's in the year below you.

He had outrageous hats? why didn't he wear one to tara :( Ok Liam is a bit of a weirdo lol

Bump!

ouch!

Roar!

wow i hate limericks mang

Here's a rhyme for ya ;)

You might have left if I told you
You might have hidden your frown
You might have succeeded in changin' me
I might have been turned around
It's easier to leave than to be left behind
Leaving was never my proud
Leaving New York's never easy
I saw the light fading out...

What? I swear I made that up ;) :p

Err... *runs away*

Quick get him!

I love that song ^_^

waht song is it?

Its REM - Leaving New York

REM is a great band! although my fave band is surviour and their great hit eye of the tiger!

Its Raining at UNI today
I really wanted to go out and play
instead im stuck indoors
only looking at doors and floors
Ow i wish it was a sunny hot day

i wish i had something to do
instead i have to go to the loo
i need to get my p's
i really need to sneeze
today has been boring as hell
what is that strange smell???

can someone entertain me i reduced to crap poetry

black eyed peas-get started
ahah eddy n me think its a wikked song! ahha and i put it on my video

black eyed peas-get started
ahah eddy n me think its a wikked song! ahha and i put it on my video

The lets get retarded version is much better latin gils and hey mama are also great bep songs:)

lets get retarded isnt as good as the proper version! tis sounds....well.....retarreded

I much prefer started to retarded.

The chorus seems to "flow" better with started.

B.E.P are one of the VERY FEW R&B acts that I actually like. I aslo like a few Outkast songs and... wait for it... Shaggy.

(:o I have 2 Shaggy CD's :p)

I like Outkast!

They rule.
My favs are:

Roses

Hey Ya

Lets get it started is better than lets get retarded.(thought id add that, )

I like Outkast!

They rule.
My favs are:

Roses

Hey Ya

Lets get it started is better than lets get retarded.(thought id add that, )

I love Roses! Haha!

One of the craziest, randomest songs ever!

I love Roses! Haha!

One of the craziest, randomest songs ever!

I met someone called Karoline from Germany, so i decided to sing Roses to her.

I met someone called Karoline from Germany, so i decided to sing Roses to her.

You're a real romantic Josh! :p

I met someone called Karoline from Germany, so i decided to sing Roses to her.

Did she even understand you?
anywayz about bep and lets get it started/retarded/ WHATEVER i guess it depends on personal taste

I've never even heard the retarded version o_O

it's great!

Yeah retarted is the original and the best it makes much more sence.

You're a real romantic Josh! :p

:lol:
I did think she was pretty, but she had a boyfriend in Germany.

But im glad i didnt go out with her cos then i wouldnt be going out with Gemma

PS
chocc0

She understood

I have loads of songs that i could never sing to a girl.

Me n my mate Richard sing songs for a good laugh.

We make up the most wierdest songs, they are great!

Yeah retarted is the original and the best it makes much more sence.


Sorry Andrew, it has to be Started.

It just has that ring to it.

Retarded makes you have to change the way u fit in the words

Josh mate... something's bugging me...

Could you change the spelling of "Limmerik" in the thread name to "Limerick"?

Sorry, it's annoying me :p ;)

hahahahhahah RETARD VERSIONS STUPID! started is wayyyy better....and i say so a.k.a that means that topic is DONE. retarded just sounds plain GAY.....therefore u sound retared your-self for singing it

:lol:
I did think she was pretty, but she had a boyfriend in Germany.

But im glad i didnt go out with her cos then i wouldnt be going out with Gemma

PS
chocc0

She understood

always good to know Josh:)

yea nice one joshie......but hurry up n change teh spellin lol

There u go guys n gals,

Just changed it

Any other probs, just let me know about em!

Im taking Gemma on our first date tommorow.

Off to cinema to see Bridget Jones 2 :)

Any other probs, just let me know about em!

Im taking Gemma on our first date tommorow.

Off to cinema to see Bridget Jones 2 :)

I hope you have a great time! :wavey:

yea man! hope everyhting goes well n u get lucky!

Thanks guys!

This moon is your moon.
No wait thats my moon
Oh wait its your moon
No..wait its my moon!

:retard:

One of the mant wierd songs we sing

isnt that just a rip off version from friends like when joey sings that same thing with the word hand in place of the word moon......................

isnt that just a rip off version from friends like when joey sings that same thing with the word hand in place of the word moon......................


Yer i know!

Thats were we got it from,
we take a song and change words, to sound really wierd

Just give us a song n we will alter it to sound wierd

Its been 2 years, not long to see
Maria has won the YEC
It mad me glad
no longer sad
This year shes great
She beat Myskina, whom i hate
i cant rhyme no more
so ill walk out the...door?? :confused:

so josh? u go on the date?????:s did u get lucky my man?

Hey Andy... Looking for a new limerick for your sig? Here's a suggestion...

Now Maria's #4 on the chart,
But she's #1 in our hearts
She's our fave by a mile
With her grace and her style
And makes Anna K look like a tart!

:lol: ;)

Maria had never once beat a
Young lady called Nastya Myskina
But out at L.A.
She just blew her away,
And said: "Who's next? It must be Serena!"

so josh? u go on the date?????:s did u get lucky my man?


Yer i went on the date, then i went on another date on Sunday.

Now im goin bowlin with her on Sunday.

No i didnt get lucky

aww man! this is your 3rd go at it.......do that shit up man...and lemo thanks man.. ill use that one later

aww man! this is your 3rd go at it.......do that shit up man...and lemo thanks man.. ill use that one later

Andy, relationships are not all about getting it. That comes later.

ahha ye ai kno.......im only joking around......lol im a nice guy...i dont play girls like that ahha

ahha ye ai kno.......im only joking around......lol im a nice guy...i dont play girls like that ahha

That's good to know!!!!!
But it's not always the guys fault! Some girls are so stupid they'll do anything!

ahha ye ai kno.......im only joking around......lol im a nice guy...i dont play girls like that ahha
:bs:

:haha:

people i need your help
jamie cullum is giving a sercret showcase somewhere this month in holland
the only way to get tickets is by winning them on radio 3fm
and to do that, you have to write a (love) poem to Jamie

now i totally suck at that
so could you help me out

puh-lease!
i really really really really really really really wanna go

Im gonna try like mad 4 ya Mandy!!

:)

how much time we have there mandy?

i have a really dirty one in mind but i don't that it's really sutible sorry mandy

I do believe you should post that dirty one, chocc0 ;)

I do believe you should post that dirty one, chocc0 ;)

no lol it would make me look like a tart something which i am not!

Jamie, you twentysomething hunkaspunk,
your the guy with whom i'd like to bunk
you could serenade me with your songs
while i'm out the back smoking some bongs......

thats all i got mandy
and no Levo that is not the dirty version

geez...

Why dont ya give us a limerick Luis :hatoff: :p

Hey Luis, it's not so hard
You can attempt to be a bard
some u write are crap
the others...well not so crap
and then if they turn into lard

see told ya theywere crap

guys that doesn't even make sense
i have given up on limericks i'll just write poems

Jamie, you twentysomething hunkaspunk,
your the guy with whom i'd like to bunk
you could serenade me with your songs
while i'm out the back smoking some bongs......

thats all i got mandy
and no Levo that is not the dirty version
behave girl :lol:

oh, today's the last day :sad:

so bring 'em on :D

sorry i can only think of dirty poems

how old are you again? you little perv :p

who told you mandy?????
I'm 17 lol

jamie jamie he's the man
he's so hot he gives me a tan

there is something you can play with mandy:D

no way......u said duiz writes come crap! thats good

Did u win Mandy???

i dunt think we did on account of we didnt relaly make much poems!

Oh yer!

i tried to think about a poem , but i couldnt.

Got my German Speaking exam tomorrow!!

Got my German Speaking exam tomorrow!!

God help you. I had to do mine last year and it was unintentionally hilarious.

Best of luck!

Oh yer!

i tried to think about a poem , but i couldnt.

Got my German Speaking exam tomorrow!!
Good Luck Josh i can count to ten in German and utter a few swear words i hope ur German vocabulary is bigger than myn!

God help you. I had to do mine last year and it was unintentionally hilarious.

Best of luck!

Thanks Eddy!

I got a C

I got 8/8 on my roleplay,

Read my presentation very well.
But when she askjed me questions i had not F'ing idea!

Good Luck Josh i can count to ten in German and utter a few swear words i hope ur German vocabulary is bigger than myn!

:lol:

Thanks Sarah!

This thread has totally gone of topic now :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks Eddy!

I got a C

I got 8/8 on my roleplay,

Read my presentation very well.
But when she askjed me questions i had not F'ing idea!

I had exactly the same problem! :lol:

I had exactly the same problem! :lol:

Them conversation booklets are bollocks though,

You have to learn around 50 questions and answers!

Them conversation booklets are bollocks though,

You have to learn around 50 questions and answers!

I know!

I was never able to learn it perfectly. I had to bluff my way through the exam.

I got a C

I got 8/8 on my roleplay,

Read my presentation very well.
But when she askjed me questions i had not F'ing idea!

Congrats Josh, when i walk into exams i never have an F'ing idea!

:lol:

Last year i got 34% in a Maths exam and i still stayed in Set 1 :confused:

I cannot do my Maths exam
I brain cant take the mighty cram
i need to get at least a B
Or i cant get some money-ee
And now im off to eat some SPAM! :hatoff:

LS is hungry and tired
And feeling a little bit wired
I'm playing tennis today
Hip-hip HOORAY!!!
Maybe that will get me inspired.

Good luck in your Tennis LS!!

I haven't picked up a racket in years,
So I have a few little fears.
I'll probably fall...
Or get hit by the ball...
I hope it doesn't end in tears!!!

Are u gonna do Maria cheers



Clenching your fists when u get a point.

I think u should do that!

ahaha...drop to your knees when you win!

YAY!!

I played Twister today with Gemma, I lost :sad:

Curse my non flexible body :fiery:

ohhh nice.....u get some good lookin at that boday?

ohhh nice.....u get some good lookin at that boday?


In fact i did :D

I sat out when i fell over , and i had a beautiful view, and she didnt mind me saying so!! :D

Hello!

Today Im having a little get-together, with my friends!

Hello, there chaps, you arrived earlier than i expected

And might i say, you look rather splendid this evening

This is Hubert Cumberdale!
Marjory Stewart Baxter
and this is Jeremy Fisher!

I wonder what you taste like?

Marjory Stewart Baxter , You taste like sunshine dust

Hubert Cumberdale, u taste like soot and poo.



SORRY GUYS IM JUST GOIN MENTAL!! :retard: :retard:

not mental....jsut plain FUCKED UP!OAKLAND WON GUYS! WE BEAT DENVER BRONCOS IN LIEK 439026729340 INCHES OF SNOW!

not mental....jsut plain FUCKED UP!OAKLAND WON GUYS! WE BEAT DENVER BRONCOS IN LIEK 439026729340 INCHES OF SNOW!

that means nothing to me but WOOT!!!

not mental....jsut plain FUCKED UP!OAKLAND WON GUYS! WE BEAT DENVER BRONCOS IN LIEK 439026729340 INCHES OF SNOW!

tHATS A LOT OF SNOW!!

hahah holy sarcasm on teh snow..but it was deep...and that mkaes it like 392057329057329057230953290573209 times harder to play in

Boy was it hot today
So inside is where i did stay
I cant wait to go out Saturday night
I hope i dont get in a fight
If im lucky i might get a lay

ohhhhh u bringin a gurl wid ya or u gunna go to a few clubs and mac that shit tyll dawn?

hahah holy sarcasm on teh snow..but it was deep...and that mkaes it like 392057329057329057230953290573209 times harder to play in

thats very hard to play in :p

umm yea and they won too!

Super :)

Just got my whole family callin me a tit and mentle.

Cos i got Gemma a 9 carat white gold, Zirconia ring worth £50
for Christmas!


Oh actually , i guess i am a bit mentle!!

We were farting in the font one day
In the merry merry month of May
The Vicar was repelled
And we nearly were expelled
For Farting in the font one day!!

:D

Just got my whole family callin me a tit and mentle.

Cos i got Gemma a 9 carat white gold, Zirconia ring worth £50
for Christmas!


Oh actually , i guess i am a bit mentle!!

That sounds really nice josh! I'm sure she will love it! I bought my self a guess watch for xmas with interchangable bands! it's hot!!!!

That sounds really nice josh! I'm sure she will love it! I bought my self a guess watch for xmas with interchangable bands! it's hot!!!!


Yer Hope she likes it!!

sounds like a cool watch!! :)


I got home after i bought it, and i stopped dead, cos i thought it might hav been an engagement ring , so i was shittin me self , but luckily it was a drees ring!!

Yer Hope she likes it!!

sounds like a cool watch!! :)


I got home after i bought it, and i stopped dead, cos i thought it might hav been an engagement ring , so i was shittin me self , but luckily it was a drees ring!!

lol....well for 50 puonds i don't think it's an engagement ring those are worth thousands the one i want is worth four million..... but still it's a nice gesture! and if she doesn't like it then she can go jump! but i'm sure she will

no bitch of mine is gettin a ring worth more then 20 bucks..and wtf...women expect an engagement ring and a wedding ring! lmao...fat chance

Andy you cheap skate...ahaha
You know the women love their jewellry :hatoff:

Andy you cheap skate...ahaha
You know the women love their jewellry :hatoff:
Damn straight we do!!!!!

Bloody hell Andy you are a effing cheap skate!lol! when u meet the girl of ur dreams u'll be changing ur tune or she'll be dumping your cheap ass!

hahaha u crack me up
My engagement ring better be over $10,000

The one my Dad got my Mum for their engagement was ....


£35

:)

Damn straight we do!!!!!

Bloody hell Andy you are a effing cheap skate!lol! when u meet the girl of ur dreams u'll be changing ur tune or she'll be dumping your cheap ass!

hahaha u crack me up
My engagement ring better be over $10,000
hahah amy bitch is gunna love me soo much she aint gunna want some piece of shiny ass crap round her finger.....and besides even if she did i wuddnt spend that kinda shit on her...lovin her or not lol.....i can afford any ring no prob cuz my renties are rich but i still aint buyin her jack...she will get 1 ring only and effin liek it.......and josh....your dads my idol~!

well to quote Madonna "we're living in a material world and i am a material girl!"

hahah amy bitch is gunna love me soo much she aint gunna want some piece of shiny ass crap round her finger.....and besides even if she did i wuddnt spend that kinda shit on her...lovin her or not lol.....i can afford any ring no prob cuz my renties are rich but i still aint buyin her jack...she will get 1 ring only and effin liek it.......and josh....your dads my idol~!

That is the most misogynistic thing I have ever heard! :eek:

That is the most misogynistic thing I have ever heard! :eek:

I Agree... :o

:lol:

W00T! 600th POST :bounce: :D :)

Just had to go shopping for 3 hours going in womens shops waitin for my mum :(

W00T! 600th POST :bounce: :D :)

Just had to go shopping for 3 hours going in womens shops waitin for my mum :(

i'm a girl and i hate it when i have to wait for my mum in the old womens shop ew! i never want to be that old!!!

hahah amy bitch is gunna love me soo much she aint gunna want some piece of shiny ass crap round her finger.....and besides even if she did i wuddnt spend that kinda shit on her...lovin her or not lol.....i can afford any ring no prob cuz my renties are rich but i still aint buyin her jack...she will get 1 ring only and effin liek it.......and josh....your dads my idol~!
:eek: :lol:

:lol:

Its gonna happen to us all!!

I imagine me being old and likeing things i dislike now!!

I hope that never happens!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I have my new mission:

STAY AS YOUNG HEARTED, MINDED AND IMMATURE FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE :D :D

Its gonna happen to us all!!

I imagine me being old and likeing things i dislike now!!

I hope that never happens!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I have my new mission:

STAY AS YOUNG HEARTED, MINDED AND IMMATURE FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE :D :D

Thats a good mission Josh
I plan to head a old person scooter gang when i'm old

Thats a good mission Josh
I plan to head a old person scooter gang when i'm old


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

GANG UP ON THOSE YOUNG RUFFIANS!!

Thats a great idea,

can i join your gang when im old??

My textile exam is soon,
I sure ain't over the moon.
I'm hoping I'll sail,
But surely I'll fail...

I think I just saw a babboon :)

That is the most misogynistic thing I have ever heard! :eek:wtf does that mean!

wtf does that mean!

Its very demeaning towards women.

pffffffff..........they hear for cleaning, washing up, and sex! ahhaahhaha

shit that might get me in trouble with these hoes!

pffffffff..........they hear for cleaning, washing up, and sex! ahhaahhaha

Carry on with that attitude, and you won't get a woman when you are older.

Just some friendly advice.

pfffff i have no trouble now man? whats soo diff wen im older?

You are young. When you grow older, you will realise females expect and deserve respect and equality. They won't expect to be housewives/servants.

hahahaa i give um respect man......pff serious...

hahahaa i give um respect man......pff serious...
:lol:

I was supposed to pick up the ring today but they didnt phone up!! :sad:

They only have 9 days to get it to me aswell

go into the shop and ask them.... that reminds me i have to pay off my watch

Im going to phone them tomorrow night and ask em, then pick it up on Saturday!!

I also have just found out that more people have bought for me!

I have to go out again a buy more stuff and im skint :sad:

aww i'm sure it will be fine Josh

I hope so, think ill just go to the £1 store :D

I just downloaded Eye Of the Tiger! :D

ahahaha i used that to get me pumped up b4 exams
didn't work!
I'm still pissed off about that one fucking mark
that one mark would have drastically changed my mood

Its a bastard when you lose one grade by a mark, i hate it!

Its a bastard when you lose one grade by a mark, i hate it!
yeah well these are like the end of high school exams and it really sucks shit and all my friends are telling me how they got 90 i'm just like fuck i worked so hard for nothing and it all comes down to that one fucking mark!

ahahaha i used that to get me pumped up b4 exams
didn't work!
I'm still pissed off about that one fucking mark
that one mark would have drastically changed my mood

I know the feeling.

It happened to me in not one, not two, but three of my mock exams. An extra mark in all of those exams would have given me a better grade.

Its a pain that the teachers are too stingy to do their best to find another mark from somewhere. I'm sure they could, if they wanted to.

I know the feeling.

It happened to me in not one, not two, but three of my mock exams. An extra mark in all of those exams would have given me a better grade.

Its a pain that the teachers are too stingy to do their best to find another mark from somewhere. I'm sure they could, if they wanted to.

well would care if it was my trials but it was the real thing! Getting 90 would improve my uai by so much! well we will see tomorrow

i didn't do that badly i improved on my marks alot
i mean how the hell did i get in the 80's for both english and maths?????
i really don't know
well i should stop complaining

well would care if it was my trials but it was the real thing! Getting 90 would improve my uai by so much! well we will see tomorrow

i didn't do that badly i improved on my marks alot
i mean how the hell did i get in the 80's for both english and maths?????
i really don't know
well i should stop complaining

Anyone who can do good in Maths deserves respect.

As far as your exams are concerned, the most important thing is to understand where you went wrong. Then try and make sure it does not happen again.

I don't look into exams too much. I think its bad that a year of good hard work can all be for nothing if you have a bad hour or so in the exam.

Anyone who can do good in Maths deserves respect.

As far as your exams are concerned, the most important thing is to understand where you went wrong. Then try and make sure it does not happen again.

I don't look into exams too much. I think its bad that a year of good hard work can all be for nothing if you have a bad hour or so in the exam.

the thing about these ones is that we don't get them back
and since i'm finished school i don't really need them
ahhh i just hope i get into a good uni

Its very, very aggravating when they do not bother to return exam papers.

Whats the point of testing your knowledge, then not allowing you to see where you went wrong? :retard:

You could continue to make the same mistakes, and not even realise it, because you were never told that it was wrong.

oh well the bright side is i never have to go back to school
and yes i would love to know what i stuffed up in and caused me to loose that one bloody mark

cant wait to leave school!

I will in June 2005! :bounce: :D

well good luck for then! trust me as someone who has very recently left school it's great

I've decided to turn this thread into one of the greatest threads on WTAWorld by posting the lyrics to some of the finest songs on my playlist!

I'll kick it off with possibly the finest song ever written...

Dr Alban - Sing Hallelujah!

Sing Hallelujah!
A B C is like 1 2 3
The beat
the rhythm
the bass Y'all
come on
Happy people come on
Jam with me
oh Lord
come on
come on
Happy people
singing people
party people
Happy people
jamming on the party session oh Lord

Sing Hallelujah sing it
Sing Hallelujah sing it
yeah
Sing Hallelujah sing Hallelujah sing it
Sing Hallelujah sing it

D E F is like 4 5 6
one more time I say Y'all
come on
Party people come on
Sing with me
oh Lord
come on
come on
The bubbling styles is wicked and wild oh Lord

Sing Hallelujah sing it
Sing Hallelujah sing it
yeah
Sing Hallelujah sing Hallelujah sing it
Sing Hallelujah sing it

Happy people come on
Jam with me oh Lord
Sing with me
come on
come on
come on
Happy people
singing people
party people
Happy people
jamming on the party session oh Lord

Happy people come on
Happy people come on
Party people
Jam with me oh Lord

The Cure - Why Can't I be you?

You're so gorgeous I'll do anything
I'll kiss you from your feet
To where your head begins
You're so perfect you're so right as rain
You make me
Make me hungry again

Everything you do is irresistable
Everything you do is simply kissable
Why can't I be you?

I'll run around in circles
Til I run out of breath
I'll eat you all up
Or I'll just hug you to death
You're so wonderful
Too good to be true
You make me
Make me hungry for you

Everything you do is simply delicate
Everything you do is quite angelicate
Why can't I be you?

You turn my head when you turn around
You turn the whole world upside down
I'm smitten I'm bitten I'm hooked I'm cooked
I'm stuck like glue
You make me
Make me hungry for you

Everything you do is simply dreamy
Everything you do is quite delicious
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?

Wall of Voodoo - Mexican Radio

I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
And the touch of a world that is older
I turn the switch and check the number
I leave it on when in bed i slumber
I hear the rhythms of the music
I buy the product and never use it
I hear the talking of the dj
Can't understand, just what does he say?

I'm on a mexican radio

I dial it in and tune the station
They talk about the u.s. inflation
I understand just a little
No comprende - it's a riddle

I'm on a mexican radio

I wish i was in tiajuana
Eating barbequed iguana
I take requests on the telephone
I'm on a wavelength far from home
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
I dial it in from the south of the border
I hear the talking of the dj
Can't understand, just what does he say?

I'm on a mexican radio

What does he say?