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GoDominique
Sep 30th, 2004, 05:20 PM
Unfunny, unintentionally funny, nonsensical or offensive movie quotes - post them here. :)

I will start with a dialogue from the great disaster movie "The Concorde - Airport '79", starring George Kennedy (captain) and Sylvia Kristel (stewardess).
You can listen to it here: http://www.agonybooth.com/airport_79/George%20Kennedy%20-%20Cockpit.mp3

:)

CondiLicious
Sep 30th, 2004, 05:33 PM
Don't have a quote but Jennifer Lopez's pussy speech in Gigli was pretty... cringeworthy.

skanky~skanketta
Oct 1st, 2004, 06:35 PM
bump

!<blocparty>!
Oct 1st, 2004, 09:12 PM
the gigi one was something like:

im a turkey, gobble gobble gobble, :lol:

Helen Lawson
Oct 1st, 2004, 09:23 PM
"I'm Neely O'Hara, bub, that's me there singing on that jukebox!"
"Who are you calling 'baby'?"
"Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothing but boobies! I never had 'em, did just fine without 'em!"
"It's a marriage bed, Lyon. Were you thinking of marriage?"
"I know it's a rotten business, but I love it!"
"You're not the breadwinner, either!"
"Ted Casablanca is NOT a FAG! And I'm the dame who can prove it."
"You know how bitchy fags can be."
"Don't worry about it sweety, if the show flops, I can always get you a job as understudy, for my GRANDMOTHER!"
"To hell with 'em, let 'em droop!"

CondiLicious
Oct 1st, 2004, 10:38 PM
the gigi one was something like:

im a turkey, gobble gobble gobble, :lol:
That was cringeworthy too but I was thinking about when she was doing... I dunno... yoga or something and she was giving the speech on why she thinks females are better than males :tape:

I liked that movie though, it was so crap... that it was endearing.

Just_lindsay
Oct 2nd, 2004, 04:55 AM
"I'm so happy to have seen all of this with you."

-- Ridiculously Tall Blonde Girl in Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights :devil:

Dava
Oct 2nd, 2004, 01:23 PM
I think we just should post a link to the ShowGirls thread we had, so you guys can read all the qoutes from there :lol:

"She misses us like the lump I pulled of my twat yesturday" NICE

kabuki
Oct 2nd, 2004, 01:36 PM
X-Men

Halle Berry as Storm

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's hit by lightning? Same thing as everything else."

treiber04
Oct 2nd, 2004, 02:06 PM
X-Men

Halle Berry as Storm

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's hit by lightning? Same thing as everything else."

:tape: I loved that line :devil: :o

kabuki
Oct 2nd, 2004, 02:10 PM
:tape: I loved that line :devil: :o

I'm sorry.

veryborednow
Oct 2nd, 2004, 02:13 PM
X-Men

Halle Berry as Storm

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's hit by lightning? Same thing as everything else."
I just came in here to write that one ;) Hands down worst line, ever. Especially cos the delivery is so bad.

moby
Oct 2nd, 2004, 02:21 PM
actually i kind of like that line too :o
it's probably the only thing i remember from the whole movie ;)

Fantastic
Oct 2nd, 2004, 03:06 PM
X-Men

Halle Berry as Storm

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's hit by lightning? Same thing as everything else."

The thing with that line was that Halle's delivery was all wrong. The line was written by Joss Whedon ("Buffy The Vampire Slayer"). The second half of the line was supposed to be said nonchalantly. If you can imagine Buffy herself saying that line, then you get the idea. How on earth Bryan Singer could allow Halle Berry to say the line like that and then leave it like that in the finished product is beyond me. :rolleyes:

kabuki
Oct 2nd, 2004, 03:15 PM
The thing with that line was that Halle's delivery was all wrong. The line was written by Joss Whedon ("Buffy The Vampire Slayer"). The second half of the line was supposed to be said nonchalantly. If you can imagine Buffy herself saying that line, then you get the idea. How on earth Bryan Singer could allow Halle Berry to say the line like that and then leave it like that in the finished product is beyond me. :rolleyes:

Hey, Buffy is great and all, but that still sucks. Actually, Halle as Storm sucked in general.

jenny161185
Oct 2nd, 2004, 03:32 PM
in Catwoman (terrible film) Halle Berry says something like purrrrrrrfect, sounded really bad I remember

Dava
Oct 2nd, 2004, 06:58 PM
Just about everything in CatWoman was terrible

veryborednow
Oct 2nd, 2004, 07:23 PM
Bless Fantastic, every time this thread comes up, that line is mentioned, that explanation comes out :) Heh.

shap_half
Oct 2nd, 2004, 11:09 PM
I heard about the Joss Whedon connection.

I feel like that second part of the statement was supposed to be said with a little more perkiness and just overall comedy - certainly Berry didn't say it that way and it just looked and sounded stupid.

Elvira
Oct 4th, 2004, 04:56 AM
This line from "Four Weddings and a Funeral"....

"it is still raining, I hadn't noticed"

the line itself isnt so bad.. but the way its delivered... :scared: :retard: :anzela: Andie McDowell is the worst, I swear it sounded like she read that from a cue card!

Zhao
Oct 4th, 2004, 08:32 AM
"You jump... i jump...." :haha:

Mattographer
Oct 4th, 2004, 01:07 PM
"Hey" in any movies :p

Truthwillout
Oct 4th, 2004, 03:27 PM
'Well a man's got to do what a man's got to do'.

A line used by John Wayne in most of his movies (you can check it out, it's true)