Looking for a Personal Assistant!

I am currently working on my new album, plus touring and court dates, so I have tons of stuff to do (all you have to basically do is make me some fucking tea and cook)

If any of you are interested in being my Personal Assistant, just leave a message here hehehe.

I'm clean now too, so don't you worry about that, buckwheat!

Wait a few months...Martha will be available.

YOU'RE A SEXIST!!!

Plus, she'd charge a trillion dollars a day.

YOU'RE A SEXIST!!! :cuckoo:
There really is a first time for everything!!

Sorry.

That was a famous quote of mine from my Letterman appearance.

Do ugly people qualify for the job? :lol: