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Barrie_Dude
Sep 20th, 2004, 10:23 PM
Because reality TV is so popular, it is time for a "RealityThread" (:rolleyes: ). This is where a group of girls compete to become a "Dude-Ette"! A Dude-Ette is a young lady who is a Barrie groupie! You laugh at his jokes, you defend his honour, you sleep with him whenever he asks, you cook and clean for him, and you basically do anything for him that a Rock and Roll groupie would do for their particular star! You will be joining such honoured company as:

DeuceDiva
Bacardi
GBFH
Abby
Emola
Lucy
Zelda
Party-Bloc
Jetta
Aaron
Fiona
Angela
Nath


So, send in your applications, show me your talents, tell Barrie why you would make a godd Dude-Ette and please include an 8x10 of yourself with the application!

BritneySpearsIsHot
Sep 20th, 2004, 11:08 PM
Aaron :lol:

KoOlMaNsEaN
Sep 20th, 2004, 11:35 PM
you are abandoning abby barrie?

Barrie_Dude
Sep 20th, 2004, 11:45 PM
you are abandoning abby barrie?No, just trying to give the other ladies a chance to make their dreams come true!

Bacardi
Sep 21st, 2004, 05:26 AM
I knew I was on the list, I had to be :p

Barrie_Dude
Sep 21st, 2004, 05:29 PM
I knew I was on the list, I had to be :pI know that you don't want to be left out

RedSox
Sep 21st, 2004, 05:50 PM
Lame!

*abby*
Sep 21st, 2004, 06:08 PM
haha someone likes red dots :D
barrie too many cooks spoil the broth!!!

Bacardi
Sep 21st, 2004, 06:43 PM
RedSox is probably the same one that signed up last night under that P world name and got banned as well. Talk about making quick work to get kicked off. :lol:

!<blocparty>!
Sep 21st, 2004, 06:55 PM
where am I on the list? where my thongs not good enough? :sad:

GermanBoy
Sep 21st, 2004, 06:57 PM
You laugh at his jokes, you defend his honour, you sleep with him whenever he asks, you cook and clean for him, and you basically do anything for him that a Rock and Roll groupie would do for their particular star! You call the doctor whenever you are convinced he need to get a therapy, a lifelong one BTW... :o

Barrie_Dude
Sep 21st, 2004, 07:04 PM
You call the doctor whenever you are convinced he need to get a therepy, a lifelong one BTW... :oNice of you to put on a sexy dress to come in here, but do you think that you can shave your legs b4 posting here again?

GermanBoy
Sep 21st, 2004, 08:07 PM
You have no idea of what I am able to do. I could apply too, would you be surprised? :) I mean, you have to know sex won`t happen then but sex is not everything in life. I think your personality would be enough... :cool:

Ting
Sep 21st, 2004, 08:24 PM
Oooooooooookay, just saw myself on the list:scared:

Barrie_Dude
Sep 21st, 2004, 11:00 PM
Oooooooooookay, just saw myself on the list:scared:Do ya feel lucky? :hehehe:

KoOlMaNsEaN
Sep 22nd, 2004, 04:04 AM
I vote for abby to be the dudette! :D sorry torrance :(

"Sluggy"
Sep 22nd, 2004, 07:53 AM
Way to go man! Such a stellar idea! Maybe when you tire of your current groupies, you can lend a couple to me. i will be sure to act accordingly!

Daniel
Sep 22nd, 2004, 08:04 AM
Barrie , :kiss: :hug: :drool: :kiss:

Ting
Sep 22nd, 2004, 03:22 PM
Do ya feel lucky? :hehehe:
Unbelievably honoured!!!

Ting
Sep 22nd, 2004, 03:25 PM
I vote for abby to be the dudette! :D sorry torrance :(
Phew:p

Barrie_Dude
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:17 PM
Phew:pYou already are a Dude Ette! :ras:

Barrie_Dude
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:18 PM
Way to go man! Such a stellar idea! Maybe when you tire of your current groupies, you can lend a couple to me. i will be sure to act accordingly!Wanna borrow Torrance? She loves it when I lend her out! She especially likes kissing frogs which explains alot about her fixation with me! ;)

Barrie_Dude
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:19 PM
I vote for abby to be the dudette! :D sorry torrance :(She is the head cheerleader!

Ting
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:21 PM
Wanna borrow Torrance? She loves it when I lend her out! She especially likes kissing frogs which explains alot about her fixation with me! ;)
I kiss frogs? I'd rather kiss burgers:p

Barrie_Dude
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:22 PM
I kiss frogs? I'd rather kiss burgers:pWell, that explains why you've been seen out in the barn kissing steers! :haha:

Ting
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:27 PM
Well, that explains why you've been seen out in the barn kissing steers! :haha:
Still better than frogs, euww:p

Barrie_Dude
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:30 PM
Still better than frogs, euww:pBut not as good as kissing me!

Bacardi
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:33 PM
I am already a dudette :p

Barrie, you coming over late for steak? Remember I'm cooking for BL and you are invited. I hope you like steak, baby corn, shells and cheese, and rolls. :yeah:

Barrie_Dude
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:42 PM
I am already a dudette :p

Barrie, you coming over late for steak? Remember I'm cooking for BL and you are invited. I hope you like steak, baby corn, shells and cheese, and rolls. :yeah:Do I have to watch you make out with her again?

Bacardi
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:43 PM
Do I have to watch you make out with her again?

I dunno she'll only have like a 2 and a half our break. I don't think that's enough time :ras:

I didn't make out with her last time, I don't think :shrug:

Barrie_Dude
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:45 PM
I dunno she'll only have like a 2 and a half our break. I don't think that's enough time :ras:

I didn't make out with her last time, I don't think :shrug::haha: 2 and a half hrs is a quickie? :haha:

GBFH
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:45 PM
lol, so now you guys are making up????

make up your minds, already! :lol: ;)

but that grub sounds tasty. can i come?

Ting
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:47 PM
But not as good as kissing me!
*Runs to kiss some frogs*

Barrie_Dude
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:48 PM
lol, so now you guys are making up????

make up your minds, already! :lol: ;)

but that grub sounds tasty. can i come?Please Do! Save me from when the 2 pervs start getting mooshy! *BLECH*

Bacardi
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:48 PM
:haha: 2 and a half hrs is a quickie? :haha:

During that 2.5 hrs I gotta cook, and stuff... I doubt we'll have time for anything like what you are thinking of... PERVERT ;)

Barrie_Dude
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:49 PM
*Runs to kiss some frogs*Excuse me, but the frogs are not kept in my pants! :haha:

Bacardi
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:49 PM
lol, so now you guys are making up????

make up your minds, already! :lol: ;)

but that grub sounds tasty. can i come?

Actually I guess we made up on Monday :shrug:

Sure, come... there's enough for everyone, her and I don't eat much anyway. :D

Bacardi
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:50 PM
Please Do! Save me from when the 2 pervs start getting mooshy! *BLECH*


Yeah right, at most there will be a hug and kiss when she gets here, and a hug and kiss when she leaves. Althou she's the one quite fond of calling me 'honey' and telling me she loves me. :angel:

Barrie_Dude
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:50 PM
During that 2.5 hrs I gotta cook, and stuff... I doubt we'll have time for anything like what you are thinking of... PERVERT ;)Yeah! Like one look at her and you can forget the cooking or the fact you have guests! I know the way you operate!

Bacardi
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:51 PM
I don't operate that way anymore, I swear I've learned self control. Otherwise she'd have been fired from work a long time ago. :ras:

Barrie_Dude
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:52 PM
Yeah right, at most there will be a hug and kiss when she gets here, and a hug and kiss when she leaves. Althou she's the one quite fond of calling me 'honey' and telling me she loves me. :angel:One kiss and out pops Dr. Frank N. Slut! :haha:

Bacardi
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:55 PM
:rolleyes: I'm not like that, if I was don't you think where she works would have either:
Banned me from being there during operational hours.
or Fired her!?!

Ting
Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:57 PM
Excuse me, but the frogs are not kept in my pants! :haha:
I'm sorry but I just had to reveal the secret...what are actually there are frogs:p

Barrie_Dude
Sep 22nd, 2004, 06:48 PM
I'm sorry but I just had to reveal the secret...what are actually there are frogs:pThe fact that you want in my pants is no secret!

Ting
Sep 23rd, 2004, 03:33 PM
The fact that you want in my pants is no secret!
I could start a fire in there:p

Barrie_Dude
Mar 21st, 2005, 03:50 PM
I could start a fire in there:pYou do every time I se you, my dear! :hehehe::drool:

Zhao
Mar 21st, 2005, 05:54 PM
I could start a fire in there:p

add some oil pls :angel: :angel:

Barrie_Dude
Mar 22nd, 2005, 04:53 PM
add some oil pls :angel: :angel:You wanna lite my fire, baby? :hehehe:

Majo
Mar 22nd, 2005, 05:17 PM
:haha: @ this thread

no offense bd :p

Barrie_Dude
Mar 22nd, 2005, 05:20 PM
Supposed to be funny so :nerner: @ u!

Majo
Mar 22nd, 2005, 05:21 PM
Supposed to be funny so :nerner: @ u!

I know it's supposed to be funny, I'm not retarded :p

Barrie_Dude
Mar 22nd, 2005, 05:30 PM
I know it's supposed to be funny, I'm not retarded :pNo, you are not "Retarded" you sre "special" ! :cuckoo: :haha:

Jakeev
Mar 22nd, 2005, 10:15 PM
Because reality TV is so popular, it is time for a "RealityThread" (:rolleyes: ). This is where a group of girls compete to become a "Dude-Ette"! A Dude-Ette is a young lady who is a Barrie groupie! You laugh at his jokes, you defend his honour, you sleep with him whenever he asks, you cook and clean for him, and you basically do anything for him that a Rock and Roll groupie would do for their particular star! You will be joining such honoured company as:

DeuceDiva
Bacardi
GBFH
Abby
Emola
Lucy
Zelda
Party-Bloc
Jetta
Aaron
Fiona
Angela
Nath


So, send in your applications, show me your talents, tell Barrie why you would make a godd Dude-Ette and please include an 8x10 of yourself with the application!

:lol: :lol: Still the funniest, sexiest straight dude on this board...:hatoff:

And where is DueceDiva lately?

Barrie_Dude
Mar 23rd, 2005, 03:23 PM
:lol: :lol: Still the funniest, sexiest straight dude on this board...:hatoff:

And where is DueceDiva lately?:eek: You are one sick bastard!:eek: ;) :p :lol:

Jakeev
Mar 23rd, 2005, 08:27 PM
:eek: You are one sick bastard!:eek: ;) :p :lol:

hehehe you don't know the have of it.....:devil:

Barrie_Dude
Mar 24th, 2005, 04:25 PM
hehehe you don't know the have of it.....:devil:But I'd like to! Why don't we make some popcorn, curl up on the couch and you can tell me all your dirty little thoughts! :hehehe: