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Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:16 PM
My last Emmy thread kids, don't worry! I just have to do the fashion aftermath - it's a ritual for me.

The Good
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Debra Messing - I said it before and I will say it again - that is one smart little Jewish girl. Look at Mischa Barton behind her - she's a walking X-Ray!
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Melanie Griffith - I can't believe I am saying this but......she looks quite good. There. I said it. The dress flatters her well.
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Mariska Hargitay - Just about pulls this off although from certain angles looks like a stalk of celery. I give her points for daring to wear it anyway.
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Psycho Sharon gets it right for once.
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Marlo Thomas - I am putting Marlo here because at her age she had the good sense to stand down wind and let it pull her facial skin back. Takes a couple of years off.
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Kristin Davis - This girl gets it right - SJP take note.
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Jennifer Aniston - Gets it right yet again



The Bad
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Star Jones! - Oh Star, honey, you did your best on the carpet. FYI - that's not wind doing that to Star's dress. She just farted when the pic was taken.
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Streisand - WTF is she wearing? She looks like a walking wedding cake!
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Oh take that fat ass home Streisand!
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Adam Brody's mother - Typical Jewish attitude - why spend money on a dress when I can make one out of the old curtains in the basement?!
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Stockard Channing - Elizabeth Taylor lookalike for hire - parties, bar mitzvahs and weddings....
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Patricia Heaton - I feel sick looking at this.
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Wanna know what the Children of the Corn look like when they grow up - Exhibit A, Anne Heche!
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Jason Ritter - I have no words. Jason, sweetie, you stopped being 5 about 20 years ago!
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Teri Hatcher - Obviously she is not there to pick up an award. She looks very hard faced and quite scary!
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Teri Hatcher - Did she get splashed by a car driving through a puddle on the way to the Emmys or did something throw up on that dress?!
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Mischa Barton - She looks like bulimia personified! Bland color, bland make up and someone give this girl a freaking Big Mac!
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Sarah Jessica Parker - Some call this girl a fashion icon. To me she is just scrawny and bony and that dress is just hideous. Star loved it of course!
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SJP - Is it Halloween already?!
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Lorraine Bracco - Too droopy! At her age you would think she would know to wear a good uplift bra!
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Helen Mirren - I see someone's been busy with the kitchen foil!
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Edie Falco - Great to see Edie is healthy again, but who picked the dress - Stevie Wonder?!
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Trump - I am gonna go out on a limb here but is that a wig?

Helen Lawson
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:25 PM
Thanks, Joan! Nothing beats this awards dress: simple, elegant, and timeless.

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/david.dell/susanhayward/15susan.oscar.jpg

Neely OHara
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:42 PM
Joanie, please tell Helen Mirren that the restaurant wants their canopy back. Thanks, hon.

KoOlMaNsEaN
Sep 21st, 2004, 12:35 AM
:eek: @ star jones' so called dress!

selking
Sep 21st, 2004, 01:02 AM
Thanks, Joan! Nothing beats this awards dress: simple, elegant, and timeless.

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/david.dell/susanhayward/15susan.oscar.jpg

I wish i had a dollar for everytime i have seen this pic

skanky~skanketta
Sep 21st, 2004, 02:32 AM
i kinda like teri hatcher's thing. but the plastic surgery makes her look horrendous!

Rocketta
Sep 21st, 2004, 03:45 AM
That dress on starr is very bad....:tears:

I disagree about Patricia Heaton's dress, I like it. However, you were funny. :wavey:

Helen Lawson
Sep 21st, 2004, 12:20 PM
I wish i had a dollar for everytime i have seen this pic
I wish I had a dollar for every time you claim you're not a rep whore. I wouldn't have to make stupid Lifetime TV movies or horror movies anymore.

Tratree
Sep 21st, 2004, 02:55 PM
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Did she join the cast of Nip/Tuck or what? What the crap has she done to her face?

Helen Lawson
Sep 21st, 2004, 03:57 PM
Speaking of bizarre facelifts, Marlo Thomas doesn't even look like herself anymore. It wasn't bad work in that she's not pulled too tight or looks like a cat or anything, but she bears only a remote resemblance to Marlo Thomas. "That Girl" should have selected a more particular surgeon.