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"Sluggy"
Sep 20th, 2004, 10:15 AM
As part of my series of threads dedicated to over-sharing my private life, thought id add this one to the lot. :) My cousin has the hots for my wife. :devil: Its pretty bad ... cause she even said "Im much more into your wife than i am into you".... so much for loyalty and years of sharing. :eek: Been like this for years, but now shes gotten even more bold about it. Now i get ripped apart in front of her cause shes obviously trying to impress the Misses. Most recently she said i smelled like a hog and i had a bugger hanging out my nose. hows about you, anyone got their sights on your significant other? She goes on and on about how pretty she is, that she has a nice figure, nice hips, nice body, nice full red lips.... :drool: and recently she said, "I know its your fantasy for me to hook up with her..." I Am like, yeah, of course it is....... :confused: Any comments?

decemberlove
Sep 20th, 2004, 11:19 AM
Its pretty bad ... cause she even said "Im much more into your wife than i am into you
:lol:
well, why SHOULD your cousin be into you?

anyway, i've had lots of "wrong attractions".

some so wrong i don't even want to mention them :devil:

Mariangelina
Sep 20th, 2004, 11:22 AM
:lol:

I don't mean to laugh, but it's just a little funny. Your cousin doesn't quite understand the concept of off-limits, does she? :lol:

I've fallen for several twentysomething teachers in my day, a good friend who would have been HORRIFIED if she knew (I think I still like her, VERY much despite not having seen her in a few months now. I miss her. :sad: ) an anime character, a new girl who later turned out to be a pretty sad case and tried to kill herself twice in three months, a very old friend, which is bad in itself but she's the most devout Catholic on the face of the earth, and Amélie Mauresmo. :lol:

None of these attractions have had much of a point or possible upshot, really, especially since I panic if I even hear the closet door CREAK. :lol:

"Sluggy"
Sep 20th, 2004, 11:35 AM
:lol:
well, why SHOULD your cousin be into you?

anyway, i've had lots of "wrong attractions".

some so wrong i don't even want to mention them :devil:


Well when she said that, i dont think it meant sexually. I think she really meant that on the whole, she likes her better.

!<blocparty>!
Sep 20th, 2004, 11:35 AM
yeah. Barrie fancies Torrance :sobbing:

!<blocparty>!
Sep 20th, 2004, 11:35 AM
and they shower with Marj and Shedevil

~ The Leopard ~
Sep 20th, 2004, 11:41 AM
anyway, i've had lots of "wrong attractions".

some so wrong i don't even want to mention them :devil:

Talking about me again? ;) :cool:

Circe
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:08 PM
i was totally in love with my chemistry prof (but we all have those, right?).

i had - and still have - the biggest ever crush on bill clinton.

one of my brothers girlfriends (this was a while ago while he was still living with us) used to flirt with me totally shamelessly even in front of my parents. thank Zeus he wasnt with her very long.

skanky~skanketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:12 PM
i was totally in love with my chemistry prof (but we all have those, right?).

i had - and still have - the biggest ever crush on bill clinton.

one of my brothers girlfriends (this was a while ago while he was still living with us) used to flirt with me totally shamelessly even in front of my parents. thank Zeus he wasnt with her very long.
dahling, how many times do i have to tell you, bill is off limits to you!

skanky~skanketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:13 PM
:lol:
well, why SHOULD your cousin be into you?

anyway, i've had lots of "wrong attractions".

some so wrong i don't even want to mention them :devil:
tell me about it!

they're SO WRONG!:tape: :tape: :tape: :devil:

decemberlove
Sep 21st, 2004, 10:47 AM
Talking about me again? ;) :cool:
i can't help myself. *blushes

you are a few years older than me :p