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Joan Rivers
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:22 PM
You all seeing this? THIS is my replacement?!!

My God, the ratings will nosedive!

"Black don't crack"? Shut up Star!

And that bitch Brooke saying "Move over Joan and Melissa, this is the E! glamour wheel." Little bitch! The viewers want me back not gimmicks like a fucking wheel!

Joan Rivers
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:29 PM
Star put your tongue away and leave Taye Diggs alone!

It didn't take long for her to mention her fiancé, did it?

'Auntie Star'?! Shut up Star! Anne Heche's baby is sitting at home shaking now thinking of Autnie Star!

harloo
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:31 PM
You all seeing this? THIS is my replacement?!!

My God, the ratings will nosedive!

"Black don't crack"? Shut up Star!

And that bitch Brooke saying "Move over Joan and Melissa, this is the E! glamour wheel." Little bitch! The viewers want me back not gimmicks like a fucking wheel!
Joan, you never could take competition very well. Well you get what you deserve and now you are on the sidelines watching from your television. No more red carpet treatment for you, and let me tell you a little secret,"All that shit you talked about the stars has caught up with you, they hate you Joan!" :lol: :p

Joan Rivers
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:34 PM
Joan, you never could take competition very well. Well you get what you deserve and now you are on the sidelines watching from your television. No more red carpet treatment for you, and let me tell you a little secret,"All that shit you talked about the stars has caught up with you, they hate you Joan!" :lol: :p
Honey they have been hating me for years but I still make money from hating on them. And Star is competition? Please! Mark my words - this will be the last red carpet that fruit-marrying line-fluffing trash presents!

harloo
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:37 PM
Honey they have been hating me for years but I still make money from hating on them. And Star is competition? Please! Mark my words - this will be the last red carpet that fruit-marrying line-fluffing trash presents!:lol:

Joan Rivers
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:39 PM
Star is too 'hey, girlfriend!' and she ain't even convincing at it. Wanda Sykes does it better and should have got this gig!

Joan Rivers
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:43 PM
Star stop plugging The View and put your stomach away! It's almost at knee level.

Bacardi
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:46 PM
- this will be the last red carpet that fruit-marrying line-fluffing trash presents!
:haha: :lol: :rolls:

Joan Rivers
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:48 PM
God, did you see Barbara Walters and Star? Talk about bad atmosphere. When Barbara went in for that kiss I thought she was gonna bite Star in the face for being so bad!

Joan Rivers
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:50 PM
Omarosa at the Emmys! It's an outrage and Star "Black don't crack" again - explain Maya Angelou then!

Rocketta
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:52 PM
lol, it's funny how Star looks at her ring and says Al did good. :retard: Eh, Star you bought your own ring, don't you mean "I" did good? :lol:

Joan Rivers
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:52 PM
The fag hag is showing off her engagement ring now. Poor deluded Star.

Star is having to change dresses now because that one looks so bad. E! will be begging me back after this!

Rocketta
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:53 PM
Omarosa at the Emmys! It's an outrage and Star "Black don't crack" again - explain Maya Angelou then!
Maya Angelou is 76 and doesn't live at a plastic surgeon like you...

Joan Rivers
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:54 PM
Maya Angelou is 76 and doesn't live at a plastic surgeon like you...
Joan don't crack, baby!

Rocketta
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:54 PM
The fag hag is showing off her engagement ring now. Poor deluded Star.

Star is having to change dresses now because that one looks so bad. E! will be begging me back after this!eh sorry Joan....Starr does have an ability to get along with most people....you might've lost your job for good. :unsure:

Rocketta
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:55 PM
Joan don't crack, baby!
yeah, plastic usually doesn't....:eek:

Sally Struthers
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:57 PM
Joan it's a travesty! I'm boycotting the Emmies this year because of that cow. Robert looks horrible. If you're going to critique other peoples' get ups you should have to look good yourself! It's like that show on TLC What Not to Wear when they had that walking rug/hippie beast telling people that they looked like shit. Puke!

Is Star wearing 4 minks on her fat arm? How tacky. Fur is sooo 1980s.

Rocketta
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:57 PM
Dennis Haysbert....:hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :drool: :drool: :drool:

Joan Rivers
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:58 PM
eh sorry Joan....Starr does have an ability to get along with most people....you might've lost your job for good. :unsure:
Get along with people or kiss ass? Honey, red carpet is about bitching!

Rocketta
Sep 19th, 2004, 11:58 PM
ok this dress on Starr is not making it...:eek:

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:00 AM
Joan it's a travesty! I'm boycotting the Emmies this year because of that cow. Robert looks horrible. If you're going to critique other peoples' get ups you should have to look good yourself! It's like that show on TLC What Not to Wear when they had that walking rug/hippie beast telling people that they looked like shit. Puke!

Is Star wearing 4 minks on her fat arm? How tacky. Fur is sooo 1980s.
Honey I am waiting for someone to fall on that stupid fashion wheel. Hopefully that little Brooke bitch. Y'all see Patricia Heaton? What did she come as? Fruit Stripes gum?!

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:00 AM
I'm sort of digging Star's sunglasses though :o

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:02 AM
who is that guy? the commentator guy he's horrible...:tears:

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:02 AM
Ugh.. Marlo Thomas still milking her dad's fame. I hate other celebrity charity bitches. No one compares to Sally.

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:03 AM
who is that guy? the commentator guy he's horrible...:tears:

Robert something... he was on one of those discovery channel design shows

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:07 AM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040919/i/r2355865006.jpg

Stockard Channing. What is she coming as - Liz Taylor?!!

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:08 AM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040919/i/r2355865006.jpg

Stockard Channing. What is she coming as - Liz Taylor?!!

:eek:

http://www.celebrityimpersonators.com/cp/liztaylor.jpg

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:11 AM
Exactly Sal!

Look Heche is a lesbian again - she's hitting on Miss Piggy!
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040919/lthumb.emy12309192302.emmys_emy123.jpg

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:13 AM
Is this Star's schtick? Getting out a calendar for the Febuary Sweeps for The View? That's got old already!

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:14 AM
What the hell are Miss PIggy and Kermitt doing there? Someone needs to explain to them that they're just foam puppets!

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:14 AM
ohh pull up your strap Starr...and Dennis and his wife...:eek: :eek:


Opps they are not feeling you Joan. :lol:

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:15 AM
Is this Star's schtick? Getting out a calendar for the Febuary Sweeps for The View? That's got old already!

Well I don't know. I can appreciate someone pimping their own show on another network's time.

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:16 AM
ohh pull up your strap Starr...and Dennis and his wife...:eek: :eek:


Opps they are not feeling you Joan. :lol:
Honey, people will be begging for me to be back. I mean did you ever see me lick Dennis Franz's ass like that?!

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:17 AM
Honey, people will be begging for me to be back. I mean did you ever see me lick Dennis Franz's ass like that?!
hmm, maybe that's why they said they were "HAPPY" to see Starr there? :lol:

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:19 AM
Edi Falco best dress of the night? What the hell?

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:20 AM
hmm, maybe that's why they said they were "HAPPY" to see Starr there? :lol:
Exactly honey!

Doris Roberts looking very puffy.

Edie Falco's hair is nice, the dress is blah.

Debra Messing. I will say it again - that is one smart little Jewish girl. Always looks good.

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:22 AM
Streisand get a fucking nose job honey! My God if I was on that carpet I would be laying into her. Star honey, please say something about Barbra and all is forgiven!

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:23 AM
Randy Jackson's wife's hair is blinding me and she needs to lose the nose ring

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:23 AM
Randy Jackson is just butt ugly, fat or skinny. :eek:

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:24 AM
oh and people should count the # of times she mentions her man....:lol:

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:24 AM
Oh nice... Amber is wearing vintage Wal Mart

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:27 AM
Bonnie Hunt this is not 1984! Electric blue?!

Ange Lansbury looking good. Sal I am rooting for her!

Mrs. Peel
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:27 AM
lol, it's funny how Star looks at her ring and says Al did good. :retard: Eh, Star you bought your own ring, don't you mean "I" did good? :lol:
OMG..THAT IS SO PATHETIC!!! Who is she trying to fool :lol:

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:28 AM
OMG..THAT IS SO PATHETIC!!! Who is she trying to fool :lol:
She's on E! ...:)

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:29 AM
OMG..THAT IS SO PATHETIC!!! Who is she trying to fool :lol:

E! SHe replaced Joan and Melissa... sorry Joan!

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:29 AM
OMG..THAT IS SO PATHETIC!!! Who is she trying to fool :lol:
It was Omarosa from The Apprentice, honey.

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:30 AM
I hate one strapped dresses. What's your stance on this important issue, Joanie?

Mrs. Peel
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:35 AM
These celebs bragging about their free shit :rolleyes:

I tune in to see Star and she ain't on!!!!! :mad:

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:36 AM
Mischa Barton could really use a boob job. You've got to hand it to her for not doing it yet though

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:36 AM
These celebs bragging about their free shit :rolleyes:
:lol:

Well you know Oprah says rich people love free *ish....:D

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:37 AM
Not digging the flamingo look on Kim Catral

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:37 AM
I hate one strapped dresses. What's your stance on this important issue, Joanie?
Bad idea Sal. Have you seen Mischa Barton? She is looking way too thin.

Kim Cattrall making a comment about me! BITCH! Go Doris Roberts!!!!

And Star "Not scary with me honey"! Shut up Star!

Listen Cattrall, Sex is over. Next year I will still be on red carpets and you will be unemployed!

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:38 AM
Mischa Barton could really use a boob job. You've got to hand it to her for not doing it yet though
I thought she looks a mess and I don't understand the fascination.

Mrs. Peel
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:39 AM
oh..y'all are on east coast time...I have to wait another 1.5 hours to see creepella :mad:

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:39 AM
Not digging the flamingo look on Kim Catral
I loved that dress...:hearts:

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:39 AM
Kristen Davis's dress doens't look too bad

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:41 AM
oh..y'all are on east coast time...I have to wait another 1.5 hours to see creepella :mad:
R U serious? You're not getting it live when it's happening on the west coast? :eek:

Chris North is into tha sista's :lol:

She seemed familiar to me though like I've seen her somewhere..

Mrs. Peel
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:42 AM
R U serious? You're not getting it live when it's happening on the west coast? :eek:

Chris North is into tha sista's :lol:

She seemed familiar to me though like I've seen her somewhere..

Nope you guys are getting it live..they are going to drag it out until prime time for us :mad: LAME

BK4ever
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:43 AM
both the show on e and abc suck...star is the queen of over the top...

she has lost a ton of weight and she is a pretty woman and her weight loss is making her looks shine but she is a damn diva of there ever was one..

rocketta...remind me one day to tell ya my star tales...

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:43 AM
Kristen Davis's dress doens't look too bad
I liked that one too. :)

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:43 AM
both the show on e and abc suck...star is the queen of over the top...

she has lost a ton of weight and she is a pretty woman and her weight loss is making her looks shine but she is a damn diva of there ever was one..

rocketta...remind me one day to tell ya my star tales...

Star may have lost a lot but she still has a ton to go

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:44 AM
both the show on e and abc suck...star is the queen of over the top...

she has lost a ton of weight and she is a pretty woman and her weight loss is making her looks shine but she is a damn diva of there ever was one..

rocketta...remind me one day to tell ya my star tales...
*This is a REMINDER!!* :p

u know I'm always a pm away....:wavey:

Yes Starr is over the top. Her plus is that she actually knows who these people are...:tape:

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:46 AM
Star stop pointing out your fag, I mean fiance. That dress is very ill-fitting on Star. She needs something hot air balloon sized.

BK4ever
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:46 AM
star knows who everyone is...the bitch is hollywood...she loves the life...she was born to do this shit...you almost forget that the chic use to be a prosecutor...i wish she would stop talking about her damn self

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:46 AM
Mariska whatver her name's dress makes me want to throw up.

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:46 AM
ok, starr is getting on my nerves with the "I's getting married too" speak...:lol:

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:47 AM
I don't like the color of Ms. Hartigay's hair...:tears:

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:47 AM
The Donald's fiance's boobs are falling out of her dress :o

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:48 AM
Mariska whatver her name's dress makes me want to throw up.
I think it clashes with her hair...:(

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:49 AM
I think it clashes with her hair...:(

The fake flower in her hair was tacky too

Mrs. Peel
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:49 AM
Helen Mirren in her sari :worship: Well done spending your own money to support a great cause!

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:49 AM
star knows who everyone is...the bitch is hollywood...she loves the life...she was born to do this shit...you almost forget that the chic use to be a prosecutor...i wish she would stop talking about her damn self
You're right about that....Starr is into Hollywood. I'm like how do you have time to watch all those shows...:eek: Even me, TV addict can't watch all those shows. :lol:

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:51 AM
Helen Mirren in her sari :worship: Well done spending your own money to support a great cause!
so you're coverage finally started? :yeah:

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:52 AM
Star you are blowing it! Jason Bateman is priceless.

Mrs. Peel
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:53 AM
so you're coverage finally started? :yeah:
:lol: Actually..not really...I watching ABC...still behind lol

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:53 AM
what the hell is up with that lighting with Sarah Jessica Parker? They look red all over...:eek: :eek:

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:54 AM
Matthew Broderick is looking so creepy it's scaring me.

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 12:54 AM
Lorraine Bracco my God, is she smoking 20 Woodbines a day? She sounds like an old geezer!

SilK
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:00 AM
Oh nice... Amber is wearing vintage Wal Mart

:lol:

Girl...

You are living and twirling
Do you know that?

:worship:

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:04 AM
:lol:

Girl...

You are living and twirling
Do you know that?

:worship:

:)

SilK
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:06 AM
:)

I would give you an award if I could... Like, uhm... The wtaworld boarder with the most S' in her name ;)

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:06 AM
I have to say Starr did well and next year she will probably be married and divorced so she won't be talking about her man so much. :lol:

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:08 AM
Good lord. What's Meryl Streep wearing?

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:09 AM
Garry Shandling is horrific! My God, even Star was better than this!

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:12 AM
Garry looks like he really did have some work done

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:14 AM
Damn... David Hyde Pierce has more Emmies than me and Joan combined. 4 for 11 ain't too shabby

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:15 AM
Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy - David Hyde Pierce for Fraiser

Deserved I guess.

Sal it's your category next I think!

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:17 AM
Michael Imperioli from Sopranos - Best Supporting Actor for Drama.

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:23 AM
Cynthia Nixon should be shot for wearing that dress. Come on.. brown, turquoise, and one strap?

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:24 AM
Is this an homage to Pocahontas?

XaDavK_Kapri
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:25 AM
Ladies, keep this up, this is hilarious!!! :haha:

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:26 AM
Cynthia Nixon wins Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy. The competition is not as good as when Sal won this one twice. She's not in Sal's league! Thank God Roberts didn't win though Sal

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:29 AM
Oh... Jackson Pollock did Terry Hatcher's dress I see

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:30 AM
Go Cynthia Nixon! Serves that Cattrall bitch right for her little dig at me on the red carpet. The whole SATC run and no Emmys for her. What a crying shame. Go Nixon! (I haven't said that since Watergate!)

Bacardi
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:31 AM
Joan, I know you have the inside Hollywood scoope, so I thought I'd ask you, WTF was Angelina Jolie wearing/doing in these first two pics?
http://www.angelina-jolie.ro/portal/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/smithnewtod/normal_new5.jpghttp://www.angelina-jolie.ro/portal/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/smithnewtod/normal_new6.jpg

And this pic below looks like gossip in the making, could there have been some sort of disagreement about a film? :eek:
http://www.angelina-jolie.ro/portal/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/smithnewtod/normal_new4.jpg

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:32 AM
look it's terry hatcher's dress before they took if off the wall

http://www.poster.net/pollock-jackson/pollock-jackson-yellow-grey-black-1948-2602216.jpg

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:34 AM
Joan, I know you have the inside Hollywood scoope, so I thought I'd ask you, WTF was Angelina Jolie wearing/doing in these first two pics?
http://www.angelina-jolie.ro/portal/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/smithnewtod/normal_new5.jpghttp://www.angelina-jolie.ro/portal/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/smithnewtod/normal_new6.jpg


Prada and trying to kill Brad Pitt.


And this pic below looks like gossip in the making, could there have been some sort of disagreement about a film? :eek:
http://www.angelina-jolie.ro/portal/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/smithnewtod/normal_new4.jpg

This is Ange saying "if you think I'm fucking doing that up the dress scene again so you can get a cheap thrill you got another thing coming"

Bacardi
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:34 AM
look it's terry hatcher's dress before they took if off the wall

http://www.poster.net/pollock-jackson/pollock-jackson-yellow-grey-black-1948-2602216.jpg

I would have thought that was NYC Gang graphtti!

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:36 AM
I would have thought that was NYC Gang graphtti!

Yeah but it's probably worth a few mil

Bacardi
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:37 AM
Also, what the hell is with the 'Jesus Rocks' jackets? :scratch:
http://www.angelina-jolie.ro/portal/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/smithnewtod/normal_new3.jpghttp://www.angelina-jolie.ro/portal/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/mrandmrssmith/normal_01new.jpg

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:37 AM
The pics of Jolie hanging from a wire in stockings is from 2000 and it's one of Billy Bob's weird sex games. He gets off on seeing her hanging from a building. I always said with those two they were weird. They had each other's blood round their necks on chains. I said, hey it may be weird, but at least the police know where to go when they need DNA evidence at that house when one of them goes for the other!

Bacardi
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:38 AM
Yeah but it's probably worth a few mil

Ah, the "artist" must have been killed in prison then. ;)

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:39 AM
Ah, the "artist" must have been killed in prison then. ;)

Ed Harris got an oscar nomination for the movie about Jackson Pollock

Bacardi
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:39 AM
Thanks Sal, and Joan ;)

I just wondered about those boots, red soles? :eek:

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 01:47 AM
Thanks Sal, and Joan ;)

I just wondered about those boots, red soles? :eek:

The whole outfit gets Sally's approval

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 02:05 AM
Sal, is Shandling really as unfunny as I think?!

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 02:05 AM
Sal, is Shandling really as unfunny as I think?!

totally

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 02:09 AM
2004 to Elaine Stritch .... you're stuck in a 70s time warp

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 02:10 AM
I like the gal though. SHe's got spunk

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 02:10 AM
Did Stritch just yell 'Oh Shit!'

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 02:12 AM
yeah and said fucking

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 02:15 AM
yeah and said fucking
She said that just as I typed. My God that's her last Emmys! On stage swearing in her 80s - I love it!

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 02:18 AM
Well when you get your Emmy for your work on the TV Guide Channel you do the same thing. Just tell them Sally said it was ok.

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 02:22 AM
My God. Tell me Captain Kirk isn't a fellow Emmy alumn

Mrs. Peel
Sep 20th, 2004, 02:22 AM
I know that I'm behind but what's up with Amazing Race Contestants at the Emmys? :retard: Colin's shirt :tape:

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 02:23 AM
My God. Tell me Captain Kirk isn't a fellow Emmy alumn
He won a Technical the same night as Stone, Sal. God knows how - for both of them!

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 02:24 AM
I heard about Sharon but not about Shatner.

Cam'ron Giles
Sep 20th, 2004, 02:26 AM
Sally...Sharon Stone is good company...:D

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 02:34 AM
Sal, Ange Lansbury lost. That is now 0 Emmys from 17 nominations! What's going on there? Who did Ange annoy?

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 02:36 AM
The Academy is going to draw this out like they did with Susan Lucci. Angela will win one after 20 nominations

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 02:37 AM
I'm so pissed. I missed the pre-show with my girl Maria Menounos. Dammit.

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:08 AM
Wow Joan... you see how much time Al Pacino got? I guess they let you talk as long as you want if you're somebody.

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:10 AM
Pacino wins. Did you see Streisand during the standing ovation? Sit your ass down Yentl!

I am so glad Trump never got an Emmy.

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:12 AM
I know Sal. The other Angels in America guy who mentioned AIDS was got off that stage faster than Britney Spears drops her panties.

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:15 AM
What a bitch... inviting all the losers up there with her.

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:19 AM
Alison Janney? Jesus that came from nowhere! I thought Edie was a lock.

Sal, what's going on there?! She must know someone on the inside

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:22 AM
I did too. Maybe since it's an election year.

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:25 AM
Sympathy vote since Sex is going off the air!

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:28 AM
Oh Joan!!! Conan must die

"Apparently she's protesting against HDTV"

XaDavK_Kapri
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:28 AM
He talked about you Joan :haha:

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:29 AM
I'm shocked that John Ritter didn't win. I figured dying would make it a lock

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:31 AM
Geez... shave Tom Selek's head and he'd be Ming the Merciless's twin!

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:32 AM
Sally I missed it, what did he say! I was on the phone and missed it!! Damn i was mentioned?! What did that rat say?

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:33 AM
He said Joan Rivers wasn't here because she was protesting HDTV.

Cam'ron Giles
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:34 AM
Joan, he said too bad you are not there...You are out protesting HD TV...:haha:

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:35 AM
Apparently Kelsey Grammar gives the best blowjobs in Hollywood. How the fuck can he have four Emmys?

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:35 AM
He said Joan Rivers wasn't here because she was protesting HDTV.
Does he have an Emmy like us Sal? If not get that rednecked ass off the stage!

Rocketta
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:36 AM
Oh Joan!!! Conan must die

"Apparently she's protesting against HDTV"
:haha:

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:37 AM
Does he have an Emmy like us Sal? If not get that rednecked ass off the stage!

He does, Joan. Don't ask me how.

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:41 AM
Do you think I'll get a big applause the year I die and they show my clip when they do the in memoriam part?

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:41 AM
James Spader?!!!!!!!!

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:45 AM
They're cutting off Meryl Streep? Well there goes my theory about them letting people who are someone go on as long as they want.

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:46 AM
Conan has won before because he's hysterical, more than I can say for the two ass clowns you are pretending to be.

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:48 AM
Conan has won before because he's hysterical, more than I can say for the two ass clowns you are pretending to be.
Ooooooooooooooh! You hear that Sal? Jack from Will and Grace is in the thread!

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:53 AM
You can't please all the fans, Joan. I don't give a shit and don't even try anymore.

Harju.
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:54 AM
:haha: :haha:

Jarrett
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:56 AM
Arrested wins. :rolleyes: Is it even this good? I saw like two shows and it was crap compared to Sex and the city..

Sally Struthers
Sep 20th, 2004, 04:08 AM
Well there goes another year. It wasn't the same without you and Melissa. I guess it'll be the same next year since you're contractually blocked out till 2006. We're all less well off without you on the red carpet.

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 04:09 AM
Well there goes another year. It wasn't the same without you and Melissa. I guess it'll be the same next year since you're contractually blocked out till 2006. We're all less well off without you on the red carpet.
Thanks Sal. Well I know this for sure - Star won't be asked back!

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 04:31 AM
Arrested wins. :rolleyes: Is it even this good? I saw like two shows and it was crap compared to Sex and the city..
Arrested isn't that good but Sex and the City blows. I couldn't believe that horseface Parker thanked "passersby". How fucking annoying.

GBFH
Sep 20th, 2004, 04:40 AM
you mean parker won for the last season of the show? :eek:

oh my god...'sex and the city' jumped the shark after the second season...which coincided with parker's extremely uncomfortable cheesiness and overacting. bleh.

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 04:45 AM
My favorite Sarah Jessica Parker moment is when she called into O&A after they called her a Ruth Buzzi lookalike. It was very hysterical. She took it in stride so more power to her but she is heinous. Have a fucking cheeseburger.

GBFH
Sep 20th, 2004, 04:51 AM
that's horrible. my O&A experience was not so memorable :lol:

she seems like a sweet girl, but she was painful to watch for the last couple of seasons.

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 04:53 AM
Screw her, I'm looking for more pics of my girl Maria. How the fuck could I have been doing laundry instead of being home gawking at her? What kind of fan am I?

GBFH
Sep 20th, 2004, 04:54 AM
complete accident.

i thought the same thing when i missed marty on NHL2Night last year. felt so unworthy :sad:

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 04:56 AM
It bothers me. I knew the Emmys were on and didn't even check to see who was doing the preshow. I should have realized that odds were good it would be her or Nancy O'Dell, both of whom are very hot. But Maria is my girl. I'm so ashamed.

GBFH
Sep 20th, 2004, 04:58 AM
bad steamer.

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:01 AM
bad steamer.
I know. I'm still looking for pics too. Friggin' Yahoo, all kinds of pics of the rest of the nobodies but none of my Maria.

GBFH
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:01 AM
well, i don't care, so i can't answer your question.

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:02 AM
My biggest question in life has always been (it even comes before *does God Exist*)

Why do people care about Emmys?
I'm a pop culture addict and I love TV. Plus, you always get a few moments of hilarity both intentional and otherwise. Works well on my two TV system.

GBFH
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:04 AM
I know. I'm still looking for pics too. Friggin' Yahoo, all kinds of pics of the rest of the nobodies but none of my Maria.
check getty images.

they're watermarked, but they still nice to look at :)

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:04 AM
I had just done that and came up with a pic of her from some other Emmy type event this weekend:


Bah, doesn't work.

She is so hot.

GBFH
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:06 AM
lol, you can't hotlink getty image photos on wtaworld. ;)

are her breasts real?

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:08 AM
Yes they are. She has always had rather large breasts even back when she was heavier. So hot.

GBFH
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:10 AM
just a-checkin'. she has nice hair...i've always been envoius of women with long, thick, healthy hair. bitch :p

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:12 AM
She is just so damn hot. Nice and full. Has a nice fucked up laugh too. Everyone seems to find it annoying but coming from someone who also has developed a fucked up laugh I find it endearing.

GBFH
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:15 AM
fucked-up laugh? :confused:

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:18 AM
Its kind of an Elmer Fudd type cackle. They made fun of her on Howard Stern and Jimmy Kimmel mercilessly for it. I like it though.

GBFH
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:21 AM
don't remember what he sounds like.

not that it matters. she's there to look good, and from the sound of things, she accomplishes that objective.

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:23 AM
Yes, she does look very good. I was just getting into more intricate detail. I like seeing how the objects of my affection act in interviews to make sure they aren't completely ditzes. These are tests that Cuthbert and Keibler both failed.

GBFH
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:27 AM
affection? :lol:

maybe it has to do with her being brunette? :angel:

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:30 AM
affection? :lol:

maybe it has to do with her being brunette? :angel:
Who knows. There are some smart blondes out there, I just like the air-head ones. But Maria is definitely the best thing to come out of the Boston-area EVER.

GBFH
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:35 AM
just messing around about the blonde thing. i'm actually impressed you've expanded your horizons.

Bacardi
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:36 AM
Why are we getting the classic hollywood stars, why no recent ones? Joan, Sal, Helen, would it kill any of you to tell Angelina Jolie about this place!?! :shrug:

Bacardi
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:37 AM
Who knows. There are some smart blondes out there, I just like the air-head ones. But Maria is definitely the best thing to come out of the Boston-area EVER.

LMAO Steam and I both like the air-head ones. There's nothing at all wrong with those, not everyone can be a rocket scientist ya know Amanda :p

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:37 AM
just messing around about the blonde thing. i'm actually impressed you've expanded your horizons.
Hot is hot and Maria is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. And so successful too, she would be able to support my scrubby lazy ass.

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:39 AM
LMAO Steam and I both like the air-head ones. There's nothing at all wrong with those, not everyone can be a rocket scientist ya know Amanda :p
I could never go with an air-head. I need someone with a modicum of intelligence, not smarter than me mind you, but something besides good looks. They are ok to look at though. Maria is the total package.

GBFH
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:39 AM
LMAO Steam and I both like the air-head ones. There's nothing at all wrong with those, not everyone can be a rocket scientist ya know Amanda :p
lol, who would want to date a rocket scientist? :p

a modicum of intelligence would be nice...and hey, i like *a* blonde ;)

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:40 AM
a modicum of intelligence
I beat you to that expression by a few seconds. I rule.

GBFH
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:40 AM
I could never go with an air-head. I need someone with a modicum of intelligence, not smarter than me mind you, but something besides good looks. They are ok to look at though. Maria is the total package.
*just laughing that we used the same cliché at the exact same moment* :lol:

GBFH
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:40 AM
I beat you to that expression by a few seconds. I rule.
SHUT UP! :lol:

Steam
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:43 AM
SHUT UP! :lol:
Uh no. Anyone with a modicum of intelligence would realize that what I said was true.

GBFH
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:44 AM
uh, not at all.

Bacardi
Sep 20th, 2004, 06:43 AM
lol, who would want to date a rocket scientist? :p

a modicum of intelligence would be nice...and hey, i like *a* blonde ;)

There's nothing dumber than a waitress that can't ever manage to find her way outta the first 2 year basic college courses. :o

I liked *a* blonde, now I'm dreamin of *a* brunette..... like it will ever do me any good :rolleyes:

decemberlove
Sep 20th, 2004, 06:45 AM
oh damn, i missed 'em.

Jarrett
Sep 20th, 2004, 10:31 AM
I will agree that SATC is not what it used to be but IMO is was still better than most of the crap that is still be shown on TV. The whole Russian guy almost killed the series for me.

Neely OHara
Sep 20th, 2004, 03:40 PM
Why are we getting the classic hollywood stars, why no recent ones? Joan, Sal, Helen, would it kill any of you to tell Angelina Jolie about this place!?! :shrug:

Hon, the It Girls and ingénues are out and about busy being It Girls and ingénues. Has-beens like us paid our dues and have nothing better to do than talk about the good ol’ days and bitch about our families. If Jolie posted on this board, it would be career suicide. Alicia Silverstone on the other hand…

geojango
Sep 20th, 2004, 04:13 PM
(At the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence Awards Show)

Lisa: This award is the biggest farce I've ever seen.
Bart: What about the Emmys?
Lisa: I stand corrected.

alfajeffster
Sep 20th, 2004, 04:23 PM
Didn't Sarah Jessica Parker used to have a big huge mole on her face?

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:21 PM
Didn't Sarah Jessica Parker used to have a big huge mole on her face?
She used to have a bigger nose too. If they ever get round to making The Godfather 4 I think Sarah is guaranteed a role - as the horse's head!

Helen Lawson
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:36 PM
Sarah Jessica Parker is featured on www.awfulplasticsurgery.com (http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com) as an example of a GOOD nose job, subtle and looks just right. Mr. Big had one, too, but it's too feminine and is tranny looking to them.

Ina's party was way better than the Emmy's. Martha had a blast, we all did.

Neely OHara
Sep 20th, 2004, 05:51 PM
I didn't see the show but I've just been perusing pics. Edie Falco's new hairstyle. What's she trying to tell us? I wonder if the story behind it has anything to do with her break-up with Tucci.

Joan Rivers
Sep 20th, 2004, 06:21 PM
I didn't see the show but I've just been perusing pics. Edie Falco's new hairstyle. What's she trying to tell us? I wonder if the story behind it has anything to do with her break-up with Tucci.
Oh honey no, poor Edie had breast cancer. The hair is from the chemo but she is fully recovered thank God.