Lets come up with anagrams of players names.<br />For example, an anagram of:
Theda Bara IS Arab Death
Or create a tribute to your fav.
<br />Amanda rules my heart <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> <br />Moving like a speed demon across the court<br />Always giving her best<br />Never less than 100%<br />Due for a grand slam<br />Amanda will always stand apart.
Come and watch this Hoopstad lass<br />Oohs and Aaahs are heard when she goes past.<br />Ever gracious, ever true.<br />Terror in a little package,Graf's nightmare too.<br />Zip along chasing balls<br />Earn your dream<br />Roland Garros! <img src="smile.gif" border="0">
<br /> <br />R
Tennisfan**
Dec 13th, 2001, 08:04 PM
Well Monica Seles = Camel Noises, how funny is that!
thefreedesigner
Dec 13th, 2001, 08:30 PM
Boy these aren't very good, but they're the best I could do ! <img src="smile.gif" border="0">
<br /> yo! drivel and pants - lindsay davenport
a.i. in hamstring (shocker!) - martina<br />hingis
ere slim was lain - serena williams
<br /> Uma is a gay? (or Ama is a guy? if you're feeling sensitive!) - ai sugiyama
o damn ze ace - a rat! - amanda coetzer
Kart
Dec 14th, 2001, 12:09 AM
I'm afraid I can't claim credit for these ...
Martina Navratilova - rival to a man variant
Gabriela Sabatini - insatiable airbag
[ December 13, 2001: Message edited by: Kart ]</p>
Brian Stewart
Dec 14th, 2001, 12:54 PM
I had a few of these before. The one I remember offhand is:
Lindsay Davenport<br />Saintly and proved.<br />Vainly odd parents.<br />Deviantly sad porn.<br />Vile and randy post.<br />Spy on tired vandal.<br />Envy a sordid plant.<br />Vainly darned spot.
Amelie Mauresmo<br />Eerie soul mamma.<br />I am a mere soul me.<br />Ole! I am a mere sum.<br />So, I am a mere mule.<br />I'm a sore, lame emu.<br />More emu malaise.<br />Amuse more E-mail.
[ December 14, 2001: Message edited by: jabberwocky ]</p>
Kart
Dec 14th, 2001, 03:21 PM
Yes I did RayRob <img src="smile.gif" border="0">
Rollo
Dec 14th, 2001, 05:57 PM
These have all been cute <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> <br />Some I found on the internet:
Virginia Wade
I ravaged, I win!<br />I wider vagina.
Martina Navartilova
Vain vain amoral tart<br />Am valant or variant
Rearranging the letters of 'Venus Ebone Starr Williams' gives:
A star! (Sublime winners, love!)<br /> <br /> Is a marvellous winner. Best.<br /> <br /> Marvellous brains, net-wise.<br /> <br /> Server bullies - isn't a woman?
Rearranging the letters of 'Miss Jennifer Capriati of the USA' gives:
I ace it afresh as I jump for tennis
Rearranging the letters of 'Monica Seles' gives:
Smiles on ace<br />So mean slice <img src="smile.gif" border="0">
Come On Arantxa
Dec 14th, 2001, 07:17 PM
Martina Hingis = In a gamin' shirt<br />Kim Clijsters = Trickless Jim<br />Justine Henin = Nine June hits<br />Jelena Dokic = Aced like Jon<br />Sandrine Testud = Nuts! A ridden set