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MariaSharapova
Jul 30th, 2004, 04:37 PM
I'm a model and I happen to tennis. In fact I kicked some big fat asses out there cause I'm a soooo great player, you know.

Well there's a dude out there that mispells my name as "Sharapove" please, dude don't do it again or I tell my Dad and he will smack you in the teeth. Btw, talking about teeth, I'm gonna play Anastasia "Nasty" Miskina tonight here in San Diego. I'm going to wipe the court with this old girl. I hate it when one beats me 2 times in a row, so I'll show her who's the boss out there. ANd I want to take my chances in the next round against this big fat american girl who always play at 20% of MY tennis.

Oh well, I'm like feeling very Russian today because some girls out there want me to be American, I'm not American and no way I become American cause I don't want to play the Fed Cup with the old fat BJK with her ugly glasses.

So Okay, I'm here now, you can ask questions guys, but no Anna stuff please. Only intelligent questions.

mboyle
Jul 30th, 2004, 04:41 PM
oh no not another imposter of a famous person:tape: :sad: .

Truthwillout
Jul 30th, 2004, 04:41 PM
For a girl who's lived so long in an English-speaking country I'm surprised you don't know that you should say 'twice in a row' instead of 'two times in a row'.

mboyle
Jul 30th, 2004, 04:41 PM
I get all confuzzled when people start saying they're Helen Lawson or Pam Shriver or stuff.

mboyle
Jul 30th, 2004, 04:42 PM
Do you think that you could beat Anna Kournikova if you two played this year?

mboyle
Jul 30th, 2004, 04:42 PM
how about in a beauty competition?

Truthwillout
Jul 30th, 2004, 04:43 PM
I get all confuzzled when people start saying they're Helen Lawson or Pam Shriver or stuff.

Don't take on so. We also have Natalie Tauziat and many more... ;) ;)

MariaSharapova
Jul 30th, 2004, 04:47 PM
For a girl who's lived so long in an English-speaking country I'm surprised you don't know that you should say 'twice in a row' instead of 'two times in a row'.

I'm a model and not grammarian okay ? (And don't tell it to Dementieva but I force myself to make mistakes in ENglish so she stops to say I'm not Russian)

iloveiloveazza
Jul 30th, 2004, 04:48 PM
Well there's a dude out there that mispells my name as "Sharapove" please, dude don't do it again or I tell my Dad and he will smack you in the teeth.

Quit picking on iloveazza :rolleyes:

MariaSharapova
Jul 30th, 2004, 04:50 PM
Do you think that you could beat Anna Kournikova if you two played this year?
I said no Anna questions okay ??!!
Well you know I respect Anna very much but I think she's better in video clips than on serve. So I would kick her ass.

Elvira
Jul 30th, 2004, 04:53 PM
At least Pam Shriver and Helen Lawson are funny.... :p

MariaSharapova
Jul 30th, 2004, 04:53 PM
how about in a beauty competition?
Well, you know, except my nose and my boobs, I'm a perfect beauty so no Anna would beat me in a beauty competition.
Perhaps Svetlana could beat me but only if the jury members are WTAworld posters.

alfonsojose
Jul 30th, 2004, 05:02 PM
Hi, Maria. Have u ever had sex with Mauricio Hadad, your coach? ;)

*roddicksinme*
Jul 30th, 2004, 05:04 PM
Maria, will you marry me? ;)

CJK
Jul 30th, 2004, 05:08 PM
lol @ the neg rep she got:).

WorldWar24
Jul 30th, 2004, 05:12 PM
The great Maria Sharapova has a very bad reputation :)

Helen Lawson
Jul 30th, 2004, 05:14 PM
Hi Maria! Hon, you're hot stuff right now, but you don't have a Best Actress Oscar like me, dear, so drop the 'tude, at least with me. I mean, I BEAT Elizabeth Taylor out of an Oscar, that's loads better than trashing Serena in the Wimbledon final.

Fame's great isn't it? Enjoy it while you can, Maria, and good luck against Myskina!

I can help you break into acting if that's what you want. I always help pretty blonde girls, so just let me know what sorts of cameos you want and I'll make it happen.

Dave B
Jul 30th, 2004, 05:15 PM
Hi Maria! Hon, you're hot stuff right now, but you don't have a Best Actress Oscar like me, dear, so drop the 'tude, at least with me. I mean, I BEAT Elizabeth Taylor out of an Oscar, that's loads better than trashing Serena in the Wimbledon final.

Fame's great isn't it? Enjoy it while you can, Maria, and good luck against Myskina!

I can help you break into acting if that's what you want. I always help pretty blonde girls, so just let me know what sorts of cameos you want and I'll make it happen.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Truthwillout
Jul 30th, 2004, 05:19 PM
I can help you break into acting if that's what you want. I always help pretty blonde girls, so just let me know what sorts of cameos you want and I'll make it happen.

Just cameos? Can't you do better than this? Don't you think you could at least fix her up with a bit part in a Woody Allen picture?