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Cam'ron Giles
Jul 27th, 2004, 04:45 PM
Here we will post little know facts about the great tennis champion (;) )

1.
Did you know she was offered the role in Pretty Woman two (Prettier Woman)and turned it down because playing a whore in a movie is not good for her image...She would have taken it if the whore had super powers :D

2. She is the true Design genius behind both Venus and Serenas design companies...she is such a saint that she lets them have all the credit.

3. Did you know that they promised to change the name of the the event in Memphis (in honor of her historic run to the final) to the Alex Stevenson cup but she is just to modest to accept such and honor?

4. Did you know that it's really her singing on all of Whitney Houston's songs and Whitney cant really carry a tune...she lip syncs?

nate_my_love
Jul 27th, 2004, 04:54 PM
lol...you're funny!

Atrixo
Jul 27th, 2004, 05:24 PM
Cam'ron, man what have you been smoking...? :scared:

AjdeNate!
Jul 27th, 2004, 06:02 PM
She has her own clothing line I thought???

Ardnaxela

right?

TimBo
Jul 27th, 2004, 06:07 PM
poor alex, I wish she would do well

alexusjonesfan
Jul 27th, 2004, 06:52 PM
Ardnaxela


Sounds contagious :scared:

Cam'ron Giles
Jul 27th, 2004, 07:29 PM
Sounds contagious :scared:
:tape: :tape:

AjdeNate!
Jul 27th, 2004, 07:33 PM
Sounds contagious :scared:
That's the tag line for her clothes.

Ardnaxela: Catch It Like It's Contagious

!<blocparty>!
Jul 27th, 2004, 07:34 PM
wow, she really is an amazing women.

alexusjonesfan
Jul 27th, 2004, 07:43 PM
That's the tag line for her clothes.

Ardnaxela: Catch It Like It's Contagious
Sick For Stevenson baby! :hearts:

volta
Jul 27th, 2004, 07:49 PM
you just canīt go wrong with a legend like Alex Stevenson steffi who? Alex is the true legend and the true Queen of Tennis

Andy_
Jul 27th, 2004, 07:51 PM
She has her own clothing line I thought???

Ardnaxela

right?

:worship: *worshipping both Nate and Cam'ron* :worship:

Cam'ron Giles
Jul 27th, 2004, 07:52 PM
That's the tag line for her clothes.

Ardnaxela: Catch It Like It's Contagious
OMG...I love it...:hearts: :hearts:

Andy_
Jul 27th, 2004, 07:55 PM
Here we will post little know facts about the great tennis champion (;) )



erm...

5) It was actually her on screen when they awarded Halle Berry with an Oscar, but then again... Alexandra was too busy dominating the tennis scene to show up at the Kodak Theater to claim it... so the production had to make some minor modifications on the film and they hired Halle Berry for the occasion.

Cam'ron Giles
Jul 27th, 2004, 08:06 PM
erm...

5) It was actually her on screen when they awarded Halle Berry with an Oscar, but then again... Alexandra was too busy dominating the tennis scene to show up at the Kodak Theater to claim it... so the production had to make some minor modifications on the film and they hired Halle Berry for the occasion.
You know I heard that...I was'nt sure if it was true...thanks for clearing it up...:worship:

VW#1
Jul 27th, 2004, 08:09 PM
LOL. You guys are so messed up, if Alex ever wins a grandslan so many of you will have to eat your words. :lol:

Andy T
Jul 27th, 2004, 08:45 PM
The real reason her tennis has suffered this year is because she's been doing a lot of cross-training in preparation for the Olympics - no, not the tennis but all the other events. In fact it was announced that she IS the US team this year - apart from tennis, of course. However, because she's so self-effacing and gold medals don't go with her fashion line, she's decided to skip the games altogether.

darrinbaker00
Jul 27th, 2004, 09:00 PM
6. Alex's father is really former Sixer Joe "Jellybean" Bryant, not Julius Erving. Surprise, Kobe! You have a sister!

Cam'ron Giles
Jul 27th, 2004, 09:12 PM
6. Alex's father is really former Sixer Joe "Jellybean" Bryant, not Julius Erving. Surprise, Kobe! You have a sister!Well I heard that they are both her father...I wont get into the biological details but they both fathered her...that would explain the amazing athletic prowess :worship:

Cam'ron Giles
Jul 27th, 2004, 09:12 PM
The real reason her tennis has suffered this year is because she's been doing a lot of cross-training in preparation for the Olympics - no, not the tennis but all the other events. In fact it was announced that she IS the US team this year - apart from tennis, of course. However, because she's so self-effacing and gold medals don't go with her fashion line, she's decided to skip the games altogether.
OMG...she is such fashion whore...thats one of the reasons I love her...:worship: :hearts:

pav
Jul 27th, 2004, 09:35 PM
Thanks for those facts about the Great One!

She is like a golden sun ,glowing in the distance, something We all can aspire to, yet never reach, just tumble towards like mindless moths drawn to the bright glow of the admired One,yet it is a glow that is covered by a semi-transparent self thrown veil of modesty like the modern World has never witnessed,Her great achievments will be used as examples to the young for many generations yet unborn, all hail Alex!

Cam'ron Giles
Jul 27th, 2004, 09:49 PM
Thanks for those facts about the Great One!

She is like a golden sun ,glowing in the distance, something We all can aspire to, yet never reach, just tumble towards like mindless moths drawn to the bright glow of the admired One,yet it is a glow that is covered by a semi-transparent self thrown veil of modesty like the modern World has never witnessed,Her great achievments will be used as examples to the young for many generations yet unborn, all hail Alex!
:worship: :worship:

thelittlestelf
Jul 27th, 2004, 09:54 PM
LOL. You guys are so messed up, if Alex ever wins a grandslan so many of you will have to eat your words. :lol:

I think you should modify your post to "If alex ever qualifies for a tournament."

darrinbaker00
Jul 27th, 2004, 11:03 PM
I think you should modify your post to "If alex ever qualifies for a tournament."
Come to think of it, when was Alex's last main draw? ;)

Cam'ron Giles
Jul 27th, 2004, 11:08 PM
Come to think of it, when was Alex's last main draw? ;)
She is not interested in such things...she feels like players are to dependent on draws...she will not be restricted by such foolishness...:p

Andy T
Jul 27th, 2004, 11:26 PM
Well I heard that they are both her father...I wont get into the biological details but they both fathered her...that would explain the amazing athletic prowess :worship:
What I heard about the conception was this: Julius :angel: and Jellybean :angel: appeared to Samantha in a vision and told her not to be afraid but that she was with child and that her child would one day grow up to save the world.

Hant Hant
Jul 27th, 2004, 11:30 PM
how sad, Alex didn't get a wildcard into San Diego (Acura Classics) even though she is from San Diego and Bradshaw and Nelson got one.

Cam'ron Giles
Jul 27th, 2004, 11:39 PM
What I heard about the conception was this: Julius :angel: and Jellybean :angel: appeared to Samantha in a vision and told her not to be afraid but that she was with child and that her child would one day grow up to save the world.
:eek: :eek: If thats true then she is greater than I thaught...:eek:

BlahBlahson
Jul 28th, 2004, 01:05 AM
7.) Did you know she is actually half chipmunk?

Pamela Shriver
Jul 28th, 2004, 10:29 AM
I heard she was to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for services to Comedy but she couldn't attend the ceremony because she was too busy finding the Loch Ness Monster.

Beat
Jul 28th, 2004, 11:08 AM
she was too busy finding the Loch Ness Monster.

but... but... her mother is with her all the time, why does she have to go looking for her?? :confused: ;)