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Neely OHara
Jun 16th, 2004, 05:13 PM
{Helen, they didn’t even ask us! :fiery: }

Charo, Flava getting 'Surreal Life' on VH1

Sun Jun 13, 8:00 PM ET

Denise Martin, STAFF

VH1 has recruited an eclectic group of one-time TV and music celebs for the third season of "The Surreal Life."

On board are Charo, Dave Coulier (news) ("Full House"), Public Enemy's Flava Flav, New Kids on the Block alum Jordan Knight (news), Brigitte Nielsen (news) ("Red Sonja") and "American Idol" also-ran Ryan Starr.

Reality show, from Mindless Entertainment, left its WB home for the music cabler earlier this year ( Daily Variety, April 7).

Previous editions of "Surreal Life" featured MC Hammer, Corey Feldman (news), Ron Jeremy, Tammy Faye Baker and Vanilla Ice.

Mark Cronin, Jill Modabber and Jeff Olde are exec producers. Series bows Sept. 6.


Elsewhere at VH1, digital net VH1 Classic has announced three original series set to debut July 5: "The Alternative," a showcase of unconventional bands from the '60s-'80s; "Classic/Current," which pairs artists' vintage vids with their new ones; and the performance hour "VH1 Classic in Concert."

Helen Lawson
Jun 16th, 2004, 05:22 PM
Bastards! We're not that washed up, hon, not yet. I still land quality money for Geritol and diaper ads.

Neely OHara
Jun 16th, 2004, 05:23 PM
Bastards! We're not that washed up, hon, not yet. I still land quality money for Geritol and diaper ads.

And, hon, my chubby son was in LOTR so that should count for something.

CHARO?!

Helen Lawson
Jun 16th, 2004, 05:27 PM
Hon, Charo boarded the Love Boat so many times, they had a whole deck named after her. She beat out Jackie Stallone, what can you do?

That son in LOTR, Neely, is that the one you had with Gomez Adams, or that other guy you married for what, 3 months?

Neely OHara
Jun 16th, 2004, 05:30 PM
Hon, Charo boarded the Love Boat so many times, they had a whole deck named after her. She beat out Jackie Stallone, what can you do?

That son in LOTR, Neely, is that the one you had with Gomez Adams, or that other guy you married for what, 3 months?

Bitch, you know Sean is John’s son! (mackenzie on the other hand...)

Helen Lawson
Jun 16th, 2004, 05:38 PM
Charo theoretically plays the guitar. I really do not know what Brigette Nielson can do, apart from being the hardest looking 40-ish woman I have ever seen. The woman looks like she has partied day and night since the day she was born. She must be taking the red ones, the green ones, the blue ones, AND the yellow ones.

You can call him anything you want, babe, but he is always Gomez Adams to me.

Bacardi
Jun 16th, 2004, 05:39 PM
^^ I thought Sean and Mackenzie both belonged to the bitch Patty Duke. :shrug:

Helen Lawson
Jun 16th, 2004, 05:43 PM
^^ I thought Sean and Mackenzie both belonged to the bitch Patty Duke. :shrug:
I know, and my twins belong to Susan Hayward, but who is paying attention anyway?

Neely OHara
Jun 16th, 2004, 05:45 PM
Charo theoretically plays the guitar. I really do not know what Brigette Nielson can do, apart from being the hardest looking 40-ish woman I have ever seen. The woman looks like she has partied day and night since the day she was born. She must be taking the red ones, the green ones, the blue ones, AND the yellow ones.

You can call him anything you want, babe, but he is always Gomez Adams to me.

Brigitte needed to, hon. You heard about Sly’s “shortcomings”.

Hon, don’t! Those words only remind me of Carolyn Jones (rest her soul) who owed A LOT of dues to SAG. They asked me to attend her funeral but I couldn’t because she and John had a little fling during the show’s last season.

peachfuzz
Jun 17th, 2004, 12:24 AM
On board are Charo, Dave Coulier (news) ("Full House"), Public Enemy's Flava Flav, New Kids on the Block alum Jordan Knight (news), Brigitte Nielsen (news) ("Red Sonja") and "American Idol" also-ran Ryan Starr.


Wow...that's just awful... :sad:

Joan Rivers
Jun 18th, 2004, 02:35 PM
Bastards! We're not that washed up, hon, not yet. I still land quality money for Geritol and diaper ads.

Honey, rumor on the vine is Estelle Getty is being lined up for the Geritol ads so you better get re-negotiating!

Also Pam Shriver and George Lazenby are sniffing around for that diaper deal. Apparently the fact that George and their soon to be born baby both need the diapers is a huge selling point.

Helen Lawson
Jun 18th, 2004, 02:56 PM
I got something they don't, babe, it's about 13 inches tall and gold plate on bronze with an attached stand. And it's got my name on it! Only one broad got one at the RKO Pantages Theatre on April 6, 1959 in Hollywood, California, and that's ME, baby, Helen Lawson, remember? That's before riff-raff sat outside and gawked as us as we entered.

What's Pam got, some grass stains and stretch marks?