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-Ph51-
Jun 15th, 2004, 02:05 PM
And for those who believe it... :nerner: :bolt:

rand
Jun 15th, 2004, 02:07 PM
:lol:

thalle
Jun 15th, 2004, 02:07 PM
Fille, you aint the holy mary and you have babies

Shuji Shuriken
Jun 15th, 2004, 02:08 PM
And for those who believe it... :nerner: :bolt:
I believe you :kiss: :hearts:. Since I'm the resident whore, I can teach you a thing or two mister :kiss: :lick: :drool:

Vincent
Jun 15th, 2004, 02:57 PM
I believe you.....are not a virgin. :nerner:

Tompier
Jun 15th, 2004, 03:56 PM
And for those who believe it... :nerner: :bolt:

pfffff you didn't get me ;) how could one of the biggest rep whore be a virgin :shrug: :lol: :D :p

*abby*
Jun 15th, 2004, 04:03 PM
now i know that aint true mister tsk tsk :p

Ting
Jun 15th, 2004, 04:08 PM
And for those who believe it... :nerner: :bolt:
Uh oh, don't be afraid to admit it, it's not too late yet...want any help?:devil:

Helen Lawson
Jun 15th, 2004, 04:13 PM
Anne Welles was a virgin when she came to NYC from Lawrenceville. Then that cad Lyon Burke seduced her. It was moonlit in her apartment, she put down her old boyfriend's fraternity pin on the nightstand and then her clothes dropped to the floor. Lyon would never marry her then, though, and she ended up having to sneak out of his apartment at 4 a.m. each morning to run home. Anne learned the hard way that men do not buy the cow when they get the milk for free. He came to visit her in Lawrenceville after her mother died and actually wanted to fuck her in her mother's old 4-poster bed (without the mother, of course, she was already dead and buried in the cemetary). Anne reminded him, "it's a marriage bed Lyon, were you thinking of marriage?" He begged off, and she made him stay at the Lawrenceville Inn. Good for her! Lyon then went off and wrote a book in England that he dedicated to her, romanced her again, cheated on her with Neely, and then finally went to get her in Lawrenceville and professed his love and begged her to marry him. Funny, all Anne said was how she had waited and wished for years to hear those words, but now that she heard them, she felt nothing. She left Lyon in her house and went out for a walk in the snow in the woods with a stick and a wistful look.

Moral of the story: Men do not buy the cow when they get the milk for free!

Rothes
Jun 16th, 2004, 12:56 AM
And for those who believe it... :nerner: :bolt:
I am extremly proud of you Ph51.

To Court is the making another one of Gods Children, and not for the usage of pleasure. That is the way Sex is intended to work. I have a Scripture of Biblical Writings if you would like me to send them to you :)

decemberlove
Jun 16th, 2004, 01:13 AM
im celibate now :)

Rothes
Jun 16th, 2004, 01:16 AM
And for those who believe it... :nerner: :bolt:
And I thought you were being honest ;) :o

esquímaux
Jun 16th, 2004, 03:40 AM
Geez, well I guess I am the only virgo intacto on tis board :rolleyes::p

Shuji Shuriken
Jun 16th, 2004, 11:28 AM
I am extremly proud of you Ph51.

To Court is the making another one of Gods Children, and not for the usage of pleasure. That is the way Sex is intended to work. I have a Scripture of Biblical Writings if you would like me to send them to you :)
:haha: :haha: :sobbing: :haha: :haha:

*falls down holding his sides*

esquímaux
Jun 16th, 2004, 11:45 AM
I am extremly proud of you Ph51.

To Court is the making another one of Gods Children, and not for the usage of pleasure. That is the way Sex is intended to work. I have a Scripture of Biblical Writings if you would like me to send them to you :)
Please send them to me!!! :D oceanboi123@yahoo.com

Shuji Shuriken
Jun 16th, 2004, 11:56 AM
Please send them to me!!! :D oceanboi123@yahoo.com
:sobbing: :haha: :haha: :sobbing:

:(....just when I thought there was some hope yet for the two of us :( :sad: