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KoOlMaNsEaN
Jun 10th, 2004, 02:57 AM
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/News/Metro+East/D05F4A6EAC01033F86256EA90010DE34?OpenDocument&Headline=Ex-cook+is+charged+with+tainting+food

former night-shift cook at the Denny's restaurant on Illinois Route 3 in Waterloo has been charged with aggravated battery after being accused of contaminating food and watching customers eat it, authorities said Thursday.

Police said that Anthony J. Lindhorst, 26, of Waterloo, deliberately contaminated food on at least two occasions by putting his semen into the honey-mustard dressing that the restaurant serves with its chicken strips, said Capt. Suzanne Sweet of the Waterloo police. The incidents occurred in November and April, police said.

On both occasions, Lindhorst targeted "people that he didn't like, for one reason or another," Sweet said. One was a woman in her early 40s. The other victim, Sweet said, was a male police officer in his late 20s who had issued Lindhorst a traffic ticket.

A judge in Monroe County this week found probable cause for Lindhorst to stand trial on four counts of aggravated battery.

Sweet said that Lindhorst worked at the restaurant for about a year until he was fired in April for bringing brownies to work that he had baked with marijuana. Lindhorst served the brownies to two co-workers and that two of the aggravated battery charges stem from that incident, Sweet said.

Waterloo police launched an investigation into the incidents on May 12 after three witnesses came forward with information, Sweet said. Lindhorst was arrested May 17.

Kris Reitz, the Monroe County state's attorney, declined to comment on the case Thursday

Lindhorst, who is out on bond, also could not be reached.

In addition to being unpleasant, Lindhorst's alleged behavior also carries serious health risks, Sweet said. Both victims have undergone blood tests that so far have found no evidence of communicable disease, Sweet said.

Reporter William Lamb
E-mail: wlamb@post-dispatch.com
Phone: 618-235-6142

:eek: :eek:

bw2082
Jun 10th, 2004, 03:02 AM
Are you really surprised? I bet a whole lot more of that goes uncaught.

toreador
Jun 10th, 2004, 03:08 AM
eww :vomits:

Berlin_Calling
Jun 10th, 2004, 03:50 AM
thats disgusting. Ive always loved honey mustard but hated its color so I was always hesitant to eat it and now this lol :mad::o

esquímaux
Jun 10th, 2004, 04:27 AM
Only packaged condiments for me! ;)

Barrie_Dude
Jun 10th, 2004, 04:30 AM
At least we finally know the contents of the "Secret Sauce" !

Wigglytuff
Jun 10th, 2004, 04:40 AM
i cant believe the people didnt taste it :tape:

Barrie_Dude
Jun 10th, 2004, 04:47 AM
i cant believe the people didnt taste it :tape:Well, they did not have you to tell them what that particular body fluid tastes like! :rolleyes: ;)

Wigglytuff
Jun 10th, 2004, 04:49 AM
Well, they did not have you to tell them what that particular body fluid tastes like! :rolleyes: ;)
:lick: :lick: :kiss: :lick:

Shuji Shuriken
Jun 10th, 2004, 05:07 AM
Only packaged condiments for me! ;)
I know somewhere you can pack your meat anytime :lick: :drool: :D.

About this sperm thing...a little cum never hurts ;).

Barrie_Dude
Jun 10th, 2004, 05:08 AM
I know somewhere you can pack your meat anytime :lick: :drool: :D.

About this sperm thing...a little cum never hurts ;).Soooooo, you like it on your meat?

Jericho
Jun 10th, 2004, 05:11 AM
awww man, honey mustard was always my favorite condiment...are they sure he didn't just add tartar sauce ;)?

Shuji Shuriken
Jun 10th, 2004, 05:15 AM
Soooooo, you like it on your meat?
of course...anytime :lick: :drool:

esquímaux
Jun 10th, 2004, 05:24 AM
i cant believe the people didnt taste it :tape:
I can't believe it either? :tape: It's taste should've stood out from the honey mustard.

Jericho
Jun 10th, 2004, 05:35 AM
so you guys are practically admitting that you know what cum tastes like?

esquímaux
Jun 10th, 2004, 05:48 AM
Yes! It was my own, so I was safe :D It's nothing to go gahgah over :tape:

Jericho
Jun 10th, 2004, 05:54 AM
you've tasted your own cum?

esquímaux
Jun 10th, 2004, 06:01 AM
Yes! (for the second time) I was curious so I did it :shrug:

Jericho
Jun 10th, 2004, 06:03 AM
Yes! (for the second time) I was curious so I did it :shrug:Ok, whew...then i guess im not the only one :D ;) :p :drool:

DunkMachine
Jun 10th, 2004, 08:26 AM
That's why it's so protein-rich

esquímaux
Jun 10th, 2004, 08:39 AM
;)

Jackson.
Jun 10th, 2004, 01:55 PM
OMG yuck :spit:

peachfuzz
Jun 10th, 2004, 04:05 PM
wow that must have been a salty dressing...

Well...its a Denny's

Avid Merrion
Jun 10th, 2004, 05:46 PM
what's the big deal? a little extra protein never hurt anyone ;)

Helen Lawson
Jun 10th, 2004, 05:59 PM
This is why everyone should be on their best behavior in any restaurant establishment. I usually am a complete and total bitch out to kill and burn everyone in my way. I am sugar and spice and everything nice in a restaurant, though.

hewittrok
Jun 10th, 2004, 06:07 PM
what's the big deal? a little extra protein never hurt anyone ;):drool:lol

bw2082
Jun 10th, 2004, 06:17 PM
This is why everyone should be on their best behavior in any restaurant establishment. I usually am a complete and total bitch out to kill and burn everyone in my way. I am sugar and spice and everything nice in a restaurant, though.

exactly :lol:

esquímaux
Jun 10th, 2004, 06:30 PM
This is why everyone should be on their best behavior in any restaurant establishment. I usually am a complete and total bitch out to kill and burn everyone in my way. I am sugar and spice and everything nice in a restaurant, though.
:haha:Helen!:worship:

Scotso
Jun 10th, 2004, 06:37 PM
yummy :lick:

Veritas
Jun 10th, 2004, 06:55 PM
OMG :haha: reminds me of that dork Biggs in American Pie :haha:

AjdeNate!
Jun 10th, 2004, 07:01 PM
St Louis Sperm! : gag :

Julian
Jun 10th, 2004, 07:30 PM
omg I really believe that many of us (even in this board) has tasted cum one way or another from a fast food restaurant..we just never knew!

Thats a thought to ponder..;) lol

*JR*
Jun 11th, 2004, 12:35 AM
Drinking one's urine is a long established practice of the Ayurvedic medical system developed ova the last few thousand years In India. And since Diya "took the piss Out Of everybody".... :tape:

LindsayRocks89
Jun 11th, 2004, 06:06 AM
thats just wrong :rolleyes:

esquímaux
Jun 11th, 2004, 06:41 AM
omg I really believe that many of us (even in this board) has tasted cum one way or another from a fast food restaurant..we just never knew!

Thats a thought to ponder..;) lol
*the thought of tasting someone elses' sperm* : puke::vomit::dead:

!<blocparty>!
Jun 11th, 2004, 12:28 PM
was this person like totally fit?

esquímaux
Jun 11th, 2004, 12:34 PM
wow that must have been a salty dressing...

Well...its a Denny's

Healthy jizz shouldn't be salty ;) ..or yellow :tape:

King Aaron
Jun 11th, 2004, 07:22 PM
omg I really believe that many of us (even in this board) has tasted cum one way or another from a fast food restaurant..we just never knew!

Thats a thought to ponder..;) lol
:o

jack duckworth
Jun 11th, 2004, 08:58 PM
i send this letter to a doctor one time...and he replied:)

dear doc...i love oral sex.... but I find that the taste is often so bitter and leaves a bad after-taste....i have read somewhere that what you eat can improve or worsen the taste of your cum.... kind of the "you are what you eat" theory..i guess..... all i can remember is celery and maybe fruits.... even though my girlfriend isnt a picky eater.... i would still like to make it as pleasurable as possible for her down there (and vice-versa.... of course)..... im sure everyone is different and cleanliness and communication are very important... but can you still give me a run-down on what you know of this?.... not expecting a miracle.... just some menu suggestions..... thanks:)


he replied

dear jack

your semen, like your breath or perspiration, is unique to you. the contents of jizz are the following. 10% sperm and the rest consists of enzymes, vitamin C, calcium, protein, sodium, zinc, citric acid and fructose sugar. supposedly diet and exercise play only a very minor role to the smell and taste of your cum. i find this hard to believe..not to mention how easily would they be able to test something like that. imagine the ad in the college paper for that one! "looking for girl to participate in study to taste and smell a million samples of jizz." the things i could find that supposedly do noticeably affect the smell and taste of cum are the following. coffee and beer supposedly make it taste bitter. smoking can make it taste almost smoky. cauliflower, broccoli, onion, garlic or asparagus tend to make it very odorous and bitter. some say milk and dairy products can leave your sperm not tasting to tasty either. to make it taste lighter/better i've seen fruits and water mentioned a few times. from all the research i gathered that a balance diet and taking care of yourself is the best bet. it makes sense if you think about it. take care of your body and it tends to run great...don't take care of it and your jizz will taste like snot with anchovies in it! oh yeah, there actually is a product out their that claims to make your jizz taste good!