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SJW
Jun 1st, 2004, 04:54 PM
her birthday, Serena, Venus and Amelie losing.

if she couldn't take it, she would ensure that none of the top 4 could.

i blame her. things are easiest that way :lol:

turt
Jun 1st, 2004, 04:55 PM
:haha:

Lady
Jun 1st, 2004, 04:57 PM
Well, it could be good theaory ;) but she likes Amelie :p

sartrista7
Jun 1st, 2004, 04:57 PM
I wonder what she got for her birthday presents.

A set of voodoo dolls, maybe? She wasted no time in playing with them! :devil:

DelMonte
Jun 1st, 2004, 04:57 PM
:lol: :lol: Yes, Justine was so pissed off about exiting her favourite slam so early, she cursed the entire tournament. Don't underestimate the power of Juju magic!!!

alexusjonesfan
Jun 1st, 2004, 04:58 PM
methinks she's become quite proficient at the dark arts. The day she loses, she makes sure to take Ferrero with her. Roger isn't allowed to win any tournament that she doesn't win if they play together, so he's soon taken care of. Now she gives herself not one but 3 birthday presents.

Watch out girls, Justine's got a cupboard full of voodoo dolls and she's not afraid to use 'em :devil:

lolas
Jun 1st, 2004, 04:59 PM
For sure
:haha:

LindsayRocks89
Jun 1st, 2004, 05:00 PM
:lol:

Smackie
Jun 1st, 2004, 05:03 PM
:D

Didn't know Justine know voodoos too. At least we ju fans don't get blamed of cursing the others, coz we didn't HONEST!

Cariaoke
Jun 1st, 2004, 05:06 PM
i think these things.

:haha: :lol: :lol:

Allez-H
Jun 1st, 2004, 05:08 PM
Well,everybody has the right to wish something when they blow out the candles on their birthday-cake.Even Justine... :angel:

Smackie
Jun 1st, 2004, 05:10 PM
Oh yeah, she could have wished that......evvvvvvillllllllllllllllllll.

I wonder what they sang to Ju...

Happy Birthday to you
Even though you did lose
Happy Birthday dear Justine
Hope the other faves lose too!

Junex
Jun 1st, 2004, 05:13 PM
hehehe....tricky Justine,

Maybe Venus, Serena and Amelie were just too excited for Justines B-day party they lost. Justine is so special to them!!!!

Smackie
Jun 1st, 2004, 05:16 PM
Maybe they are all invited to cross the boarder for her party and those girls just can't wait and their minds were all in Weapion! Didn't know she was close to the sisters.

Leo_DFP
Jun 1st, 2004, 05:17 PM
How selfish of her not to share Majors with her fellow top fivers. :p

FanDeJen
Jun 1st, 2004, 05:19 PM
I wonder what she got for her birthday presents.

A set of voodoo dolls, maybe? She wasted no time in playing with them! :devil:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

The Crow
Jun 1st, 2004, 05:21 PM
:lol: :lol:

SJW
Jun 1st, 2004, 05:34 PM
Well, it could be good theaory ;) but she likes Amelie :p
pfffffffft...she likes Venus and Serena too :angel: ;)

pigam
Jun 1st, 2004, 05:37 PM
:haha: :lol:
And guess what she's been doing during her time off :devil: ;)
http://www.redelvises.com/redelvises/images/voodoo.JPG

pigam
Jun 1st, 2004, 05:38 PM
:haha: :lol:
And guess what she's been doing during her time off :devil: ;)
http://www.redelvises.com/redelvises/images/voodoo.JPG
oh, plastic surgery and Voo-doo, that is ;) and smoking :eek:

skanky~skanketta
Jun 1st, 2004, 05:40 PM
omg!

ROTF!!!

fleemkeģ
Jun 1st, 2004, 05:48 PM
:lol:

btw Amelie just wanted to go to Justine's party tonight :p

daniela86
Jun 1st, 2004, 05:55 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

SJW
Jun 1st, 2004, 06:15 PM
i'm not sure all of you are taking my theory seriously :)

Kart
Jun 1st, 2004, 06:49 PM
I'm blaming Martina Hingis.

VivalaSeles
Jun 1st, 2004, 06:51 PM
I'm blaming Martina Hingis.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

SJW
Jun 1st, 2004, 06:52 PM
I'm blaming Martina Hingis.
i blame her for Serena's loss...she picked Jennifer...she influenced it :rolleyes: we all know Martina has witches blood :)

Cariaoke
Jun 1st, 2004, 06:54 PM
well she does look like Chucky...

Spunky83
Jun 1st, 2004, 07:00 PM
Maybe Justine invited both of the Williams girls for her midnight-birthday party yesterday. Then Justine and her Pierre-Evil mixed some pretty strong cocktails, but then accidentaly Amelie took the drinks instead. Justine wasnīt happy about that, cause Pierre-Evil poisoned her good friend. To make up for it, he mixed an even stronger drink for the sisters...this is the story behind the losses.

Í donīt have a story for Mariaīs loss, cause she isnīt even old enough to drink cocktails. Beer and wine wasnīt enough, but she sang Karaoke the whole night long, so she couldnīt scream that loud on court today and eventually lost.

morbidangle
Jun 1st, 2004, 07:24 PM
:lol:

Kart
Jun 1st, 2004, 07:43 PM
we all know Martina has witches blood :) Most likely from her mother's side ;). I can so see Melanie Molitor in a pointed hat on a broomstick :tape:.

VivalaSeles :hearts: :kiss:.

kiekeboe
Jun 1st, 2004, 07:45 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha:

Justineladivine
Jun 1st, 2004, 08:38 PM
methinks she's become quite proficient at the dark arts. The day she loses, she makes sure to take Ferrero with her. Roger isn't allowed to win any tournament that she doesn't win if they play together, so he's soon taken care of. Now she gives herself not one but 3 birthday presents.

Watch out girls, Justine's got a cupboard full of voodoo dolls and she's not afraid to use 'em :devil:

Frightening! Spooky! Justine you ARE the devil incarnate. What will our girl come up with next?

SJW
Jun 1st, 2004, 08:41 PM
Most likely from her mother's side ;). I can so see Melanie Molitor in a pointed hat on a broomstick :tape:.

VivalaSeles :hearts: :kiss:.
of course, Melanie is either a witch, or the loser of a very cruel bet that forbids her to come within 15ft of a comb :)

Justineladivine
Jun 1st, 2004, 08:45 PM
Maybe Justine invited both of the Williams girls for her midnight-birthday party yesterday. Then Justine and her Pierre-Evil mixed some pretty strong cocktails, but then accidentaly Amelie took the drinks instead. Justine wasnīt happy about that, cause Pierre-Evil poisoned her good friend. To make up for it, he mixed an even stronger drink for the sisters...this is the story behind the losses.

Í donīt have a story for Mariaīs loss, cause she isnīt even old enough to drink cocktails. Beer and wine wasnīt enough, but she sang Karaoke the whole night long, so she couldnīt scream that loud on court today and eventually lost.

Oh, Spunky, you're killing me...

cometz9
Jun 1st, 2004, 08:56 PM
LMFAO :lol: :haha:

fried_beans
Jun 1st, 2004, 09:30 PM
It's my birthday too!

Smackie
Jun 1st, 2004, 09:31 PM
Happy Birthday to you too, evil thing! :)

Martian KC
Jun 1st, 2004, 10:08 PM
Justine and Martina are karma goddesses!:haha:

DelMonte
Jun 1st, 2004, 10:10 PM
Good grief, there's even a movie about Justine's shenanigans: Ju-On: The Grudge. Ju-On is a vengeful spirit. Hm.... ;) :lol:

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=info&id=1808570509&intl=us

Joana
Jun 1st, 2004, 10:14 PM
I guess she already got 4 brand new voodoo dolls for the semis. Don't be surprised if all semifinalists have to pull out due to various injuries and illness.
Justine: "Roland Garros starts and finishes with me as a winner." :devil:

Abdoul
Jun 1st, 2004, 10:20 PM
WHAT'S SO FUNNY???
you guys deserve to get LAID.

http://www.wtaworld.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

Hingiswinsthis
Jun 1st, 2004, 10:26 PM
lol what a funny thread;) happy b-day juju....yep she wouldn't let amelie, and the willies enjoy a gs party without her! she sends her regards that she will join them at wimbledon;)

flyingmachine
Jun 1st, 2004, 11:21 PM
methinks she's become quite proficient at the dark arts. The day she loses, she makes sure to take Ferrero with her. Roger isn't allowed to win any tournament that she doesn't win if they play together, so he's soon taken care of. Now she gives herself not one but 3 birthday presents.

Watch out girls, Justine's got a cupboard full of voodoo dolls and she's not afraid to use 'em :devil:
:haha: It's good thing that she left Tim's voodoo doll in Paris. Just hope Coria will not found Tim's voodoo doll. Otherwise the men's semi will very dull indeed :tape:

SerialKiller#69
Jun 2nd, 2004, 04:16 AM
of course, Melanie is either a witch, or the loser of a very cruel bet that forbids her to come within 15ft of a comb :)
:haha:

SJW
Jun 2nd, 2004, 10:00 AM
:haha: It's good thing that she left Tim's voodoo doll in Paris. Just hope Coria will not found Tim's voodoo doll. Otherwise the men's semi will very dull indeed :tape:
if this vodoo stuff really works, i may have to invest in one for Wimbledon, i can't take any more Henmania :)

maybe Justine will teach me how to make it more effective :)

Greenout
Jun 2nd, 2004, 10:05 AM
if this vodoo stuff really works, i may have to invest in one for Wimbledon, i can't take any more Henmania :)

maybe Justine will teach me how to make it more effective :)


Here, here. Remember SJW- I'm in Singapore, which is an un-officially
still a colony of the Commonwealth. If I read another article in the
local paper by some bandwagon hopping Anglophile about the beauty
of Henman- I'm going to barf up my veggie curry! ;)

Greenout
Jun 2nd, 2004, 10:08 AM
if this vodoo stuff really works, i may have to invest in one for Wimbledon, i can't take any more Henmania :)

maybe Justine will teach me how to make it more effective :)


Here, here. Remember SJW- I'm in Singapore, which is an un-officially
still a colony of the Commonwealth. If I read another article in the
local paper by some bandwagon hopping Anglophile about the beauty
of Henman- I'm going to barf up my veggie curry :p

SJW
Jun 2nd, 2004, 10:09 AM
Here, here. Remember SJW- I'm in Singapore, which is an un-officially
still a colony of the Commonwealth. If I read another article in the
local paper by some bandwagon hopping Anglophile about the beauty
of Henman- I'm going to barf up my veggie curry! ;)
ok ok ok....but the commentary also? i finally get a women's match on tv, and all i can hear is "don't forget, Tim Henman coming on right after this in magnificent form"

i barfed as soon as he made the second round :)

Greenout
Jun 2nd, 2004, 10:10 AM
Tiger Tim? Is this because he's got a snaggle tooth? I swear that dentist
Henman and Justine both use needs to get his license revoked.
Vampire smiles? ;)


It put's denistry back 40 years!


Noticed that Myskina has braces. Has Henman ever considered this?
Looking like Austin Powers isn't that cool when your competiting
against the like of Feliciano Lopez. :tape:

samn
Jun 2nd, 2004, 10:49 AM
ok ok ok....but the commentary also? i finally get a women's match on tv, and all i can hear is "don't forget, Tim Henman coming on right after this in magnificent form"


I rolled my eyes when one of the commentators said, "Don't panic; we'll move over to Chatrier as soon as the Henman match starts." I mean, who the hell panics when he/she finds out that Eurosport is showing Coria v. Moya instead of Henman v. Chela? :confused:

Oh, and did you catch the bit about Henman being in "divine form"? <barf> Even Guardian got into the act, and did a piece on him entitled "Three steps from a miracle" or something like that :rolleyes:

samn
Jun 2nd, 2004, 10:53 AM
Here, here. Remember SJW- I'm in Singapore, which is an un-officially
still a colony of the Commonwealth. If I read another article in the
local paper by some bandwagon hopping Anglophile about the beauty
of Henman- I'm going to barf up my veggie curry :p

Having lived in Singapore for two years (until last month), I know what you mean :) Last year, the Star Sports channel ran a series of ads on the beauty of Henman's strokes during the "Timbledon" fortnight :rolleyes:

samn
Jun 2nd, 2004, 10:59 AM
methinks she's become quite proficient at the dark arts. The day she loses, she makes sure to take Ferrero with her. Roger isn't allowed to win any tournament that she doesn't win if they play together, so he's soon taken care of. Now she gives herself not one but 3 birthday presents.

Watch out girls, Justine's got a cupboard full of voodoo dolls and she's not afraid to use 'em :devil:

Did she have something to do with Clijsters' injury as well? :D <ducking>

SJW
Jun 2nd, 2004, 11:04 AM
I rolled my eyes when one of the commentators said, "Don't panic; we'll move over to Chatrier as soon as the Henman match starts." I mean, who the hell panics when he/she finds out that Eurosport is showing Coria v. Moya instead of Henman v. Chela? :confused:

Oh, and did you catch the bit about Henman being in "divine form"? <barf> Even Guardian got into the act, and did a piece on him entitled "Three steps from a miracle" or something like that :rolleyes:
trying to ignore all forms of the media as much as possible right now. and i preferred Moya vs Coria :rolleyes: which tennis fan wouldn't? :tape:

hey...you're from Berkshire...so am i :)

Greenout
Jun 2nd, 2004, 11:59 AM
I guess she already got 4 brand new voodoo dolls for the semis. Don't be surprised if all semifinalists have to pull out due to various injuries and illness.
Justine: "Roland Garros starts and finishes with me as a winner." :devil:


Back to the Voodoo theme. Doesn't anybody think it's rather freaky
how two Justine's favorite male tennis players- David Nalbandian
and Timmy Henman are still in RG? (Cue: eerie Rod Sterling music)



Belle and Sebastian= GOOD
Tim Henman = BAD

flyingmachine
Jun 2nd, 2004, 12:33 PM
Back to the Voodoo theme. Doesn't anybody think it's rather freaky
how two Justine's favorite male tennis players- David Nalbandian
and Timmy Henman are still in RG? (Cue: eerie Rod Sterling music)



Belle and Sebastian= GOOD
Tim Henman = BAD
I think she left Nalbandian's voodoo doll in Paris too. :tape: I bet Kim is busy finding Nalbandian's doll at the moment. Let's hope she willn't found it. :angel:

Lady
Jun 2nd, 2004, 12:34 PM
Nah, she loved Roger much more then Tim lately ;) She loves Tim only during Wimbledon :p :devil: