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Feb 27th, 2002, 02:32 PM
This is a true story, happened in a small vilage in Asia. heard it from my friend who went there for hols.

This woman pops into a clothes shop owned by a man, a really small shop as well.

She decides she wants to buy a bra and goes around the back to put it on and has trouble with it so what does she do ?

she calls over the shopowner and asks him to help, suddenly she drop her bra and asks him to suck her tits.

The man being a man couldn't resist, but as soon as he starts to nibble away he collapses. The Woman had drugged her own titties with sleeping potion :o

She then takes off with all the takings in the till :D
that man is now a laughing stock in his village as everyone found out about it.

so guys ..... if any strange woman asks you to suck her tits "Think 1st and with your brain"

Feb 27th, 2002, 02:38 PM
ROTF! :o

So can guys do the same thing if they wanna get free stuff?...and Im not talking about tits :eek:

Feb 27th, 2002, 02:41 PM
OMG! :eek:
Now that's an idea ;) :angel:

Feb 27th, 2002, 02:42 PM
I think we would like to have something else nibbled on besides tits. lol


Feb 27th, 2002, 02:42 PM
:D lol!

Feb 27th, 2002, 02:43 PM
Thats what I meant timmbo :o

Feb 27th, 2002, 02:43 PM
LMAO !!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D Yes, that is a good question Terry. :bounce: :eek: :rolleyes: LOL!!!!

Feb 27th, 2002, 02:50 PM
Iva #1 Fan, im sorry, I mis read your comment. I guess pervert minds think alike huh? lol

Feb 27th, 2002, 02:51 PM
And the question would be? :rolleyes:
Would you help me with my underwear? :eek: LMAO !!!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Feb 27th, 2002, 02:54 PM

Brian Stewart
Feb 27th, 2002, 02:56 PM
Just what we needed, Egg! Giving people ideas. :)

Feb 27th, 2002, 02:59 PM
LOL !!!!:bounce: :wavey:

Feb 27th, 2002, 03:04 PM
Me giving others ideas ????? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I'm amazed this hasn't been tried before.

timmbo and others ..... you try dropping your pants in front of a guy or woman..... he/she would most likely chop it off or punch you in the balls

Feb 27th, 2002, 03:11 PM
LOL Eggy...really? Cos I wouldve thought that, you know, theyd have no hesitation in sucking it :rolleyes: ;)

Feb 27th, 2002, 03:14 PM

crazy story. :D

Feb 27th, 2002, 03:14 PM
LOL !!! They would think twice when they see it.... :rolleyes: LMAO!!!!!:eek:

Feb 27th, 2002, 03:33 PM
and that my friend, is why most clothes shops are owned by women! LOL!

Feb 27th, 2002, 06:27 PM

Feb 27th, 2002, 06:37 PM
Poison on breasts. Isn't that dangerous for your health?

Feb 27th, 2002, 09:15 PM

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Feb 27th, 2002, 09:23 PM
:o you guys! And TERRY!!!!! :eek: :o ;)

There you see what kind of power women have! ;) think with your 'upper' brain guys! :p ;)

Feb 27th, 2002, 09:27 PM
:eek: OMG!

But good on the woman for thinking of that! It's certainly an "original" way of robbing a store...:rolleyes:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Feb 27th, 2002, 09:33 PM
Wonder if they will consider tits with poison as weapons... :rolleyes: ;)

Feb 28th, 2002, 01:01 AM
LMAO Marri :D !!!

Martian KC
Feb 28th, 2002, 02:07 AM
:eek: :eek: :eek: WOW, hmmm......ahem is it a good thing or bad thing?:confused: I am still confused.;)