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Foot_Fault
May 17th, 2004, 04:42 AM
You Heard it here first.
She's the Defending Champion
She's training harder than ever
No one knows the Champion's Form she will be the Great X Factor in Roland Garros and securing the Back to Back Champion on the DIRT!!!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

YOu heard it here first.

JUSTINE HENIN-HARDENNE 2004 FRENCH OPEN CHAMPION!!!!

tenn_ace
May 17th, 2004, 04:43 AM
well better Justine tha hand than Serena the big behind...

alexusjonesfan
May 17th, 2004, 04:45 AM
what, dja get this idea from tennisluver or sthing?

Eurotennisfan
May 17th, 2004, 04:47 AM
I am sorry but I think that a "Williams sister will win" post beat you to the mark.

Foot_Fault
May 17th, 2004, 04:48 AM
well better Justine tha hand than Serena the big behind...isn't that a pretty behind? WOW!!!:eek: :hearts: :drool: :kiss:
I would love for serena to tell me to "Kiss My Ass"

My reply would be.......GLADLY!

tenn_ace
May 17th, 2004, 04:50 AM
I wish I never opened that pic... :mad: :rolleyes: How am I supposed to fall a sleep.... ?

Greenout
May 17th, 2004, 04:53 AM
This is hilarious! If Justine isn't the real number #1, and she's an absolute
non-threat because she'll only up to 60% of her usual punk-small-ass cheating abilities, why are you so worried and insecure about her appearance at RG 2004? :haha:



Justine and her punk-small-ass!
http://picture.belga.be/galleries/p1841025.jpg

Martian KC
May 17th, 2004, 05:59 AM
Your little jinxing act won't work.

esquímaux
May 17th, 2004, 06:03 AM
Actually I think Justine is a shoe-in for the RG title, anyone who disagrees is :cuckoo:

Allez-H
May 17th, 2004, 07:03 AM
You Heard it here first.
She's the Defending Champion
She's training harder than ever
No one knows the Champion's Form she will be the Great X Factor in Roland Garros and securing the Back to Back Champion on the DIRT!!!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

YOu heard it here first.

JUSTINE HENIN-HARDENNE 2004 FRENCH OPEN CHAMPION!!!!
Tennislove did these kind of threads numerous times,and it only worked once.
It's sad that you even have to try and jinx a girl that's been out fo 6 weeks so that your fave just might win.good for you...

pav
May 17th, 2004, 08:46 AM
Imagine Serena and Justine going to bed
some of the funny things We'd hear said
like "oh Rena Your butts much larger than Mine
it's firm and rounded and feels so devine"
"But Juju Yours is boyish small and so fine
the difference is marked ,between Yours and Mine"
"Rena now lets look up to our chests
while You possess a huge pair of breasts
Mine only a slight rise, from flatness suggests"
The differences We could go on all night
the teeth, the tan, the weight and the height
this thought is all wasted cause they won't get to bed
cause Rena is straight, and Juju got wed

fifiricci
May 17th, 2004, 08:49 AM
Will Diego Maradona be upset that his nick name has been usurped? Maybe not, unless Justine is going to tell us it was "the hand of god" that went up ..... :lol:

Martian KC
May 17th, 2004, 08:50 AM
Will Diego Maradona be upset that his nick name has been usurped? Maybe not, unless Justine is going to tell us it was "the hand of god" that went up ..... :lol:

Ah, you must know about the hand of God from experience. :lol: :tape:

Jakeev
May 17th, 2004, 08:56 AM
You Heard it here first.
She's the Defending Champion
She's training harder than ever
No one knows the Champion's Form she will be the Great X Factor in Roland Garros and securing the Back to Back Champion on the DIRT!!!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

YOu heard it here first.

JUSTINE HENIN-HARDENNE 2004 FRENCH OPEN CHAMPION!!!!
:eek: :speakles: How much where you drinking or smoking when you wrote this?

fifiricci
May 17th, 2004, 08:58 AM
Ah, you must know about the hand of God from experience. :lol: :tape:Well I dont like to brag, but if you think I'm touched by divinity, who am I to argue? Next time he gets in touch, I'll ask him to bless you with a sense of humour ;)

fifiricci
May 17th, 2004, 08:59 AM
Imagine Serena and Justine going to bed
some of the funny things We'd hear said
like "oh Rena Your butts much larger than Mine
it's firm and rounded and feels so devine"
"But Juju Yours is boyish small and so fine
the difference is marked ,between Yours and Mine"
"Rena now lets look up to our chests
while You possess a huge pair of breasts
Mine only a slight rise, from flatness suggests"
The differences We could go on all night
the teeth, the tan, the weight and the height
this thought is all wasted cause they won't get to bed
cause Rena is straight, and Juju got wed
:lol: You're a clever boy/girl!

faste5683
May 17th, 2004, 12:10 PM
You Heard it here first.
She's the Defending Champion
She's training harder than ever
No one knows the Champion's Form she will be the Great X Factor in Roland Garros and securing the Back to Back Champion on the DIRT!!!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

YOu heard it here first.

JUSTINE HENIN-HARDENNE 2004 FRENCH OPEN CHAMPION!!!!

Good call.

:wavey:

Martian Jeza
May 17th, 2004, 01:01 PM
Ow, An Anti-Justine Henin topic wroten by a Williams fan : Unbelievable :eek:

SJW
May 17th, 2004, 03:55 PM
hasn't she already won Roland Garros?

pigam
May 17th, 2004, 03:59 PM
hasn't she already won Roland Garros?
nope, her hand did

SJW
May 17th, 2004, 04:00 PM
ick, that match makes me sick to the stomach, but there's no hope of ever forgetting it on this board :rolleyes:

Greenout
May 17th, 2004, 04:01 PM
Ow, An Anti-Justine Henin topic wroten by a Williams fan : Unbelievable :eek:


Floored!



*Someone get the paddles or a least some smelling salts, we've
got one passed out Philistine on the ground up at GM. Hurry!- ER guy

SelesFan70
May 17th, 2004, 04:03 PM
I wouldn't be totally shocked if she does win. :)

TeeRexx
May 17th, 2004, 04:06 PM
* Justine continues her RG training *

:wavey: "Lift and lower." :wavey: "Lift and lower." :devil:

pigam
May 17th, 2004, 04:09 PM
* Justine continues her RG training *

:wavey: "Lift and lower." :wavey: "Lift and lower." :devil:
http://picture.belga.be/galleries/p1841084.jpg

Martian KC
May 17th, 2004, 04:11 PM
Well I dont like to brag, but if you think I'm touched by divinity, who am I to argue? Next time he gets in touch, I'll ask him to bless you with a sense of humour ;)

Touched, slapped, all the same I guess. :o

Greenout
May 17th, 2004, 04:12 PM
Actually that last pic from Pigam? It's one of Pierre's Yves from
the old days back when he was still doing the "house calls". ;)

pigam
May 17th, 2004, 04:13 PM
Actually that last pic from Pigam? It's one of Pierre's Yves from
the old days back when he was still doing the "house calls". ;)
:o

KingA
May 17th, 2004, 04:15 PM
Once you've been a champion.... You won't be all of the sudden forgetting how to play good tennis being out for a few weeks.....

Go Justine!!!! Defend Your French Crown!!!! :D

- L i n a -
May 17th, 2004, 04:16 PM
ick, that match makes me sick to the stomach, but there's no hope of ever forgetting it on this board :rolleyes:
I wouldn't worry about it happening again, hon... so quell your fears, oh Williams fans.

There's no reason to assume Serena will get past the QF's.

Serena is thus far 0-2 this year, and lost quite convincingly, to players who will be in the 5-8 seed range.

Then, you insensitive jackasses can make fun of Nadia's looks, Jen being fat...

GoGoMaggie
May 17th, 2004, 04:25 PM
http://picture.belga.be/galleries/p1841084.jpgWho the hell is this guy tryin to fuck Justine? Not that Justine seems to mind it much though.

Foot_Fault
May 17th, 2004, 05:04 PM
Who the hell is this guy tryin to fuck Justine? Not that Justine seems to mind it much though.
I dont think so, Justine is not into PENIS'.........:p

tenn_ace
May 17th, 2004, 05:10 PM
I dont think so, Justine is not into PENIS'.........:p
well, if that's true, at least, she doesn't do it with a sister... like you know who :p :haha:

DA FOREHAND
May 17th, 2004, 05:18 PM
http://picture.belga.be/galleries/p1841084.jpg

Pat: "Now if Pierre ever tries to do this what do you do?"

justine: "Bash him with this weight!"

Foot_Fault
May 17th, 2004, 06:34 PM
Pat: "Now if Pierre ever tries to do this what do you do?"

justine: "Bash him with this weight!"HYSTERICAL! :lol: :lol:

fifiricci
May 17th, 2004, 06:47 PM
Pat: "Now if Pierre ever tries to do this what do you do?"

justine: "Bash him with this weight!"
:lol: Classic!!

tennisluver99
May 17th, 2004, 07:27 PM
I won't start a thread like this, because I really don't think Henin is going to win RG.

And I don't think a Williams sister will win it either.

Mauresmo or a russian will be 2004 French Open champion. You heard it here first.

DUNEMAN
May 17th, 2004, 08:14 PM
I won't start a thread like this, because I really don't think Henin is going to win RG.

And I don't think a Williams sister will win it either.

Mauresmo or a russian will be 2004 French Open champion. You heard it here first.

Covers all the Bases :worship:

- L i n a -
May 17th, 2004, 08:16 PM
I won't start a thread like this, because I really don't think Henin is going to win RG.

And I don't think a Williams sister will win it either.

Mauresmo or a russian will be 2004 French Open champion. You heard it here first.
A Russian winning a slam... giggle.

pav
May 17th, 2004, 08:38 PM
I've just arisen from the night
where thoughts can drift to things upright
a few more lines came with the morn
about Pat and His problem horn

Look Pat,Iwill, I'll use this weight
keep it up and I just won't hesitate
take five, You can't be in that state
go to the locker room and masterbate

I know that I'm so hard to resist
so get it over,get it done and case dismissed
how can I work with 'that' swelling over Me?
it's like being in the shade of a great oak tree
I won't have it , won't stand for it, Understand?
What? no I won't, I'll never ever use My Hand!

You've been a fitness trainer for so long
have You had trouble before with Your untrainable prong
what puzzles Me if You do Your work like that
it'll get caught in the weightstack and get squashed so flat

You are here to help Me exercise
and I'm paying You We both realise
after seeing that pulsing and pumping,it's no surprise
that it's You getting all the cardio exercise

lets just imagine the size of Pat's hangover
If He ever works with the well-endowed Iroda Tulyaganova!!

Jakeev
May 17th, 2004, 10:00 PM
I wouldn't worry about it happening again, hon... so quell your fears, oh Williams fans.

There's no reason to assume Serena will get past the QF's.

Serena is thus far 0-2 this year, and lost quite convincingly, to players who will be in the 5-8 seed range.

Then, you insensitive jackasses can make fun of Nadia's looks, Jen being fat...
Oh shut the fuck up Lina like you really know what the hell is going on anyway.............sheesh somebody take this broad out back and get it over with. End her misery before it's too late.

TeeRexx
May 17th, 2004, 10:01 PM
Trainer: "Juju, you have peanut butter legs, my dear."
Justine: "What are peanut butter legs?"

http://picture.belga.be/galleries/p1841084.jpg

Trainer: "Legs that are smooth and easy to spread, heh heh." :devil:

sartrista7
May 17th, 2004, 10:06 PM
Trainer: "Legs that are smooth and easy to spread, heh heh." :devil:

But the best peanut butter is CRUNCHY. Any fool knows that.

fifiricci
May 17th, 2004, 10:16 PM
But the best peanut butter is CRUNCHY. Any fool knows that.

Well maybe Justine hasnt shaved this week ..............

flyingmachine
May 17th, 2004, 10:26 PM
Imagine Serena and Justine going to bed
some of the funny things We'd hear said
like "oh Rena Your butts much larger than Mine
it's firm and rounded and feels so devine"
"But Juju Yours is boyish small and so fine
the difference is marked ,between Yours and Mine"
"Rena now lets look up to our chests
while You possess a huge pair of breasts
Mine only a slight rise, from flatness suggests"
The differences We could go on all night
the teeth, the tan, the weight and the height
this thought is all wasted cause they won't get to bed
cause Rena is straight, and Juju got wed

Serena and Justine TOGETHER in bed! Well you never know. It just might happen. :tape:
"Touch, touch touch me fullfill meeeeeeeeeee. " The rocky horror show where everything is possible. :tape: :devil: