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rand
May 5th, 2004, 10:21 AM
I made pizza yesterday :banana:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 10:48 AM
yes, but that's for i na few minutes, besides I don't make kebabs myself that often(although it's true recently I did....), they're usually better at the kebab-place ;)

rand
May 5th, 2004, 10:49 AM
btw, rand...seeing that this is a religion thread...what the hell are you anyway? :lol:
what do you mean? :confusiused:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 11:25 AM
what do i mean? well this is a religion thread. so what is your religion? :lol: and don't say food either! :lol:
damn what am I supposed to say then.....you know I'm jewish, but I hope that's the only time I have to speak of religion in this topic :lol:

you didn't notice the bad pun on :confusiused: :sad:


:haha:

Colin B
May 5th, 2004, 11:26 AM
As a non-practicing (yet deeply spiritual) agnostic who enjoys a nibble at Buddhism, spread on a slice of Christianity with a healthy dollop of New Age mysticism and just a pinch of the Pagan, my current 'snack du jour' (reflecting this eclectic mix) is:

A lightly toasted pita bread, cut to form a 'pocket' into which is spread a layer of houmous, a blob of guaccamoli(sp), a sprinkling of grated feta, some halved black olives and some wild rocket leaves.
Take a hot samosa (veggie is my choice), chop it into three equal triangles and cram them into the pita with everything else. Add a blob of coleslaw - enjoy!

This tasty treat was invented by my daughter one rainy afternoon and I, being forced to tidy up the mess in the kitchen, thought, "Oh fuck it - if you can't beat 'em; join 'em!"

:D

rand
May 5th, 2004, 11:28 AM
i still say the best kebabs on the planet are made in yemen by a street vendor named khalil. aw, man, to die for! although i'll never ask how it's made for fear of throwing up, you know? :eek:
we already discussed this, and although I don't know khalil personally , I trus you on your word that's it's true, especially since the kebabs I ate in Yemen were indeed to die for :)
but we already had that didn't we?
now the real question is, would Tine dare ask him to put garlic paste on it :lol:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 11:30 AM
As a non-practicing (yet deeply spiritual) agnostic who enjoys a nibble at Buddhism, spread on a slice of Christianity with a healthy dollop of New Age mysticism and just a pinch of the Pagan, my current 'snack du jour' (reflecting this eclectic mix) is:

A lightly toasted pita bread, cut to form a 'pocket' into which is spread a layer of houmous, a blob of guaccamoli(sp), a sprinkling of grated feta, some halved black olives and some wild rocket leaves.
Take a hot samosa (veggie is my choice), chop it into three equal triangles and cram them into the pita with everything else. Add a blob of coleslaw - enjoy!

This tasty treat was invented by my daughter one rainy afternoon and I, being forced to tidy up the mess in the kitchen, thought, "Oh fuck it - if you can't beat 'em; join 'em!"

:D
I knew that recipe without the samosa.....now I really have to try this....
*looks for samosa*
a pity that I already bought my daily kebab :sad:

*JR*
May 5th, 2004, 11:39 AM
I guess Joui can add whatever Those Thor worshipping Vikings ate To The menu! :lol:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 11:41 AM
never! tine wouldn't dare ask khalil to add garlic paste to it. however, i'll tell what tine WOULD do.

tine would take the kebab, walk around the corner, pull out from her right breast pocket the tube of garlic paste that accompanies her on all her rounds...and slowly, yet determinably, add it herself! :eek: :eek:
:o she would, would she? http://www.sport25.be/forum/images/smiles/1sadbanana.gif
isn't that garlic paste banned in Yemen?

i-girl
May 5th, 2004, 11:43 AM
I have to say that I'm going through this period where I absolutely cannot eat anything fatty, or with white flour or too sweet. I have no idea why that is. so if we have to pick our current snack, I have to go for vegi sushi. that's all I can stomach right now.

rand
May 5th, 2004, 11:45 AM
hello? of course it is! banned just as surely as an issue of playboy magazine!

but you know tine...she has her ways of infiltrating that damned garlic wherever she goes! :eek: it is my true hope that one of these days, the customs agents in yemen check her right breast pocket! right breast pocket, i tell you!!! that's where true evil lurks!!! :lol:
:haha:
but they wouldn't dare check there :lol:

gentenaire
May 5th, 2004, 11:48 AM
Be afraid, be very afraid! :evil:

gentenaire
May 5th, 2004, 11:50 AM
AMORE, garlic paste...now doesn't that sound sexy? *puts it back in between her breast, giving passers-by a sultry look* ;)

http://www.cybercucina.com/ccimages/products/AM906G-l.jpg

rand
May 5th, 2004, 11:52 AM
Be afraid, be very afraid! :evil:
:worship:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 11:53 AM
:haha: speak of the devil!
I said NO MORE RELIGION! :(




:lol:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 11:53 AM
AMORE, garlic paste...now doesn't that sound sexy? *puts it back in between her breast, giving passers-by a sultry look* ;)

http://www.cybercucina.com/ccimages/products/AM906G-l.jpg
:lol:
*takes picture as future proof*

rand
May 5th, 2004, 11:58 AM
please forward that pic to the authorities in yemen rand. they'll need to label it item A1.:lol:
but she's not going to yemen yet, it'd only get lost....
I've got a better idea http://www.sport25.be/forum/images/smiles/duhleader.gif

rand
May 5th, 2004, 12:10 PM
well we can just give it to europol or interpol.....then she'd be seen for wghat she really is THE ANTECHRIST, becauuse who other than the devil himself would use garlic paste?

that is....unless....there's something in it for us :cool:
I propose flooding france and give me Europe once she rules the world :lol:


damn religion's sneaking in, it's tine, I know it :lol:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 12:11 PM
ok rand...need to make a phone call. go home safely and don't forget the earplugs, ok? :wavey: :kiss:
:wavey: see you, and sleep tight (I hope) at some point soon :)

Andy_
May 5th, 2004, 01:41 PM
AMORE, garlic paste...now doesn't that sound sexy? *puts it back in between her breast, giving passers-by a sultry look* ;)

http://www.cybercucina.com/ccimages/products/AM906G-l.jpg
:haha: :lol: I can honestly say this is one of the least Italian things I've ever seen!! Oh my... this habit of putting Italian flags on things to sell more :lol:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 01:45 PM
:haha: :lol: I can honestly say this is one of the least Italian things I've ever seen!! Oh my... this habit of putting Italian flags on things to sell more :lol:
tine rules :lol:

Andy_
May 5th, 2004, 01:58 PM
indeed she does! :wavey:

(now if only we can get her to use the real stuff :fiery: )
Who's this Tine? :confused:
So your noble intention with this thread is educating her to use real garlic for her dishes? WOW... that's something... :worship: What might be the reasons for her refusal?!

Andy_
May 5th, 2004, 02:03 PM
she refuses because she's hard-headed and hates change. however...rand and i are on a mission to bring her to a more passionate love of garlic in its most real form. :)
Well... the day she sees the light and converts to Real Garlicism she'll eventually be grateful for your help and precious guidance... that's very beautiful of you guys...

Martian Willow
May 5th, 2004, 02:15 PM
...as a student of theology...and therefore having studied the subject for quite some time...like, minutes...I think it's an interesting fact that, one of the few things the Judeo-Abrahamic religions agree on, is the importance of learning to cook... :)

rand
May 5th, 2004, 02:19 PM
...cooking is the secret (obviously, again quoting some very bad song from the nineties :o )

rand
May 5th, 2004, 02:24 PM
rand would you please update your damn songlist? :lol: it's no wonder tine never listens to us! :haha:
I think tine's list would be quite close to mine, so :cool:

but indeed why doesn't she listen....
tine you should...."listen to your heart"


omg it even gets worse :o

Andy_
May 5th, 2004, 02:32 PM
:haha: yes rand...it's getting even worse! :o :o
I kind of agree... :tape:

"Sluggy"
May 5th, 2004, 02:40 PM
All this about food and no mention of the French? Boy is the food good here. Cheese, wine, paté, foie gras, all kinds of fish... the Holiday season is to die for! Yum Yum

rand
May 5th, 2004, 02:41 PM
damn :fiery:
euh how can I make it up?

http://www.sport25.be/forum/images/smiles/nopompom.gif
ah yes I know...a good song.....
http://www.sport25.be/forum/images/smiles/duhleader.gif
Suzanne takes you down to her place near the riverYou can hear the boats go byYou can spend the night beside herAnd you know that she's half crazyBut that's why you want to be thereAnd she feeds you tea and orangesThat come all the way from ChinaAnd just when you mean to tell herThat you have no love to give herThen she gets you on her wavelengthAnd she lets the river answerThat you've always been her loverAnd you want to travel with herAnd you want to travel blindAnd you know that she will trust youFor you've touched her perfect body with your mind.And Jesus was a sailorWhen he walked upon the waterAnd he spent a long time watchingFrom his lonely wooden towerAnd when he knew for certainOnly drowning men could see himHe said "All men will be sailors thenUntil the sea shall free them"But he himself was brokenLong before the sky would openForsaken, almost humanHe sank beneath your wisdom like a stoneAnd you want to travel with himAnd you want to travel blindAnd you think maybe you'll trust himFor he's touched your perfect body with his mind.Now Suzanne takes your handAnd she leads you to the riverShe is wearing rags and feathersFrom Salvation Army countersAnd the sun pours down like honeyOn our lady of the harbourAnd she shows you where to lookAmong the garbage and the flowersThere are heroes in the seaweedThere are children in the morningThey are leaning out for loveAnd they will lean that way foreverWhile Suzanne holds the mirrorAnd you want to travel with herAnd you want to travel blindAnd you know that you can trust herFor she's touched your perfect body with her mind.

rand
May 5th, 2004, 02:44 PM
All this about food and no mention of the French? Boy is the food good here. Cheese, wine, paté, foie gras, all kinds of fish... the Holiday season is to die for! Yum Yum
Actually there is, I proposed to flood France :o

rand
May 5th, 2004, 02:44 PM
oy vey! now even the lyrics are formatted all wrong....:banghead: :lol:
damned, but at least the song is right :o

Andy_
May 5th, 2004, 02:46 PM
the moment we can get over tine's obsession with tubed garlic and rand's worsening song list we'll get to the french cuisine.

i swear these two are slowing things up paul....:lol:
and this last song from rand is quite impressive :eek:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 02:47 PM
it's on the first page wait a sec....

rand
May 5th, 2004, 02:48 PM
here :p

rand
May 5th, 2004, 02:48 PM
Leonard Cohen - Suzanne Lyrics

Suzanne takes you down to her place near the riverYou can hear the boats go byYou can spend the night beside herAnd you know that she's half crazyBut that's why you want to be thereAnd she feeds you tea and orangesThat come all the way from ChinaAnd just when you mean to tell herThat you have no love to give herThen she gets you on her wavelengthAnd she lets the river answerThat you've always been her loverAnd you want to travel with herAnd you want to travel blindAnd you know that she will trust youFor you've touched her perfect body with your mind.And Jesus was a sailorWhen he walked upon the waterAnd he spent a long time watchingFrom his lonely wooden towerAnd when he knew for certainOnly drowning men could see himHe said "All men will be sailors thenUntil the sea shall free them"But he himself was brokenLong before the sky would openForsaken, almost humanHe sank beneath your wisdom like a stoneAnd you want to travel with himAnd you want to travel blindAnd you think maybe you'll trust himFor he's touched your perfect body with his mind.Now Suzanne takes your handAnd she leads you to the riverShe is wearing rags and feathersFrom Salvation Army countersAnd the sun pours down like honeyOn our lady of the harbourAnd she shows you where to lookAmong the garbage and the flowersThere are heroes in the seaweedThere are children in the morningThey are leaning out for loveAnd they will lean that way foreverWhile Suzanne holds the mirrorAnd you want to travel with herAnd you want to travel blindAnd you know that you can trust herFor she's touched your perfect body with her mind.

rand
May 5th, 2004, 02:49 PM
damn :lol:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 02:50 PM
well we can just give it to europol or interpol.....then she'd be seen for wghat she really is THE ANTECHRIST, becauuse who other than the devil himself would use garlic paste?

that is....unless....there's something in it for us :cool:
I propose flooding france and give me Europe once she rules the world :lol:


damn religion's sneaking in, it's tine, I know it :lol:
thus, flooding france: here :)

rand
May 5th, 2004, 02:51 PM
yes...i see...this one makes much more sense than the last! :lol: :kiss:
when I put it on my message the format is right, and when I post the format gets screwed up :sad:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 02:51 PM
Suzanne takes you down to her place newer the river
You can hear the boats go by
You can spend the night beside her
And you know that she’s half crazy
But that’s why you want to be there
And she feeds you tea and oranges
That come all the way from china
And just when you mean to tell her
That you have no love to give her
Then she gets you on her wavelength
And she lets the river answer
That you’ve always been her lover
And you want to travel with her
And you want to travel blind
And you know that she will trust you
For you’ve touched her perfect body with your mind.

And jesus was a sailor
When he walked upon the water
And he spent a long time watching
From his lonely wooden tower
And when he knew for certain
Only drowning men could see him
He said ’all men will be sailors then
Until the sea shall free them’
But he himself was broken
Long before the sky would open
Forsaken, almost human
He sank beneath your wisdom like a stone
And you want to travel with him
And you want to travel blind
And you think maybe you’ll trust him
For he’s touched your perfect body with his mind.

Now suzanne takes you hand
And she leads you to the river
She is wearing rags and feathers
From salvation army counters
And the sun pours down like honey
On our lady of the harbour
And she shows you where to look
Among the garbage and the flowers
There are heroes in the seaweed
There are children in the morning
They are leaning out for love
And they will lean that way forever
While suzanne holds the mirror
And you want to travel with her
And you want to travel blind
And you know that she will trust you
For she’s touched your perfect body with her mind.

rand
May 5th, 2004, 02:52 PM
:banana:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 02:54 PM
now I suppose I need something extra to highen our credibility, no? :sad:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 02:56 PM
what about.....



this:
http://212.67.202.147/~ricordanza74/dump/banana2.GIF

Andy_
May 5th, 2004, 02:57 PM
andy i dare you to come up with a better song! i dare you! :lol:
DD... I'm gonna have a shot at it, though I know it's hard. I thought I'd look for a song that can also help Tine in her redemption process towards Real Garlicism... I find it hard to believe myself... :haha:

http://sniff.numachi.com/~rickheit/dtrad/pages/tiGARLC.html

Garlic Song
(Ruthie Gorton)

There are spices and vegetables that you can grow
Some are under the ground, some grow tall
Though they all have their qualities, this you should know
That the garlic is best of them all

The Egyptians, Phoenicians, the Vikings and Greeks
Babylonians, Danes, and Chinese
On their voyages took enough garlic for weeks
And their enemies died on the breeze :haha:

From Biblical times in all parts of the earth
It has cured countless sufferings and ills
If we understood what the garlic is worth
We would throw out our poisons and pills

In Bulgaria's mountains and Russia's wide plains
People live to a hundred years old
For it's juice of the garlic that runs in their veins
Oh it's worth twice it's weight in pure gold

With its selenium, germanium, allicin too
It can fight off all types of disease
So if you've got arthritis, TB, or the flu
Just say, "Peel me a garlic clove, please!"

Plant some cloves in your garden to keep away worms
And the other bad things that kill plants
If you're one of those people concerned about germs
You could drop one or two in your pants :eek: :tape: :haha:

(Repeat first verse)

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:01 PM
omg :lol:

*reads the lyrics again*
:haha:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:06 PM
ma alé :sad:
it's for her own good :(

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:09 PM
true. and that's why, regardless of how she feels, we will continue to bombard her with....us! :lol:
indeed....but in the mean time...
what are we going to eat?

Andy_
May 5th, 2004, 03:10 PM
true. and that's why, regardless of how she feels, we will continue to bombard her with....us! :lol:
Yes... it's just normal, when someone does something for your own well being ,you don't really see that it's all meant to do you good... and you're tempted to run away from all that... but that's when we must insist!! :angel:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:15 PM
this morning i will have a bowl of oatmeal, some strawberries, some soy milk, half a papaya and some orange juice. what about you?
this evening I'll make a triditional brussels "worst met stoemp" meal....
which means sausages (big fat traditional ones, straight from the farmer :cool: ), which I will bake with rochefort (10%alcohol beer) with a sort of mashed potatoes with vegetables (in this case, brocoli (wait, I have a text song for this one too, from one of my favorite bands :cool: ) , and I'll put some cinnamon in it.....

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:17 PM
exactly, andy! that's when we run after her, tie her down and make her accept what we offer! for her own good, of course! :lol:
you mean flooding france? :banana:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:19 PM
I don't get it, on another forum I'm admin on I threatened to ban some people for spamming and they just laughed at me :sad:



:lol:

Andy_
May 5th, 2004, 03:21 PM
this evening I'll make a triditional brussels "worst met stoemp" meal....
which means sausages (big fat traditional ones, straight from the farmer :cool: ), which I will bake with rochefort (10%alcohol beer) with a sort of mashed potatoes with vegetables (in this case, brocoli (wait, I have a text song for this one too, from one of my favorite bands :cool: ) , and I'll put some cinnamon in it.....
Is there a spare place at your table, rand? :drool:

gentenaire
May 5th, 2004, 03:23 PM
well we can just give it to europol or interpol.....then she'd be seen for wghat she really is THE ANTECHRIST, becauuse who other than the devil himself would use garlic paste?

that is....unless....there's something in it for us :cool:
I propose flooding france and give me Europe once she rules the world :lol:


damn religion's sneaking in, it's tine, I know it :lol:
Damn, I hadn't expected to be exposed this soon!

Flood France? The one and only garlic country? No problem....:devil:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:23 PM
which forum is that, rand?
you wouldn't understand a word of it, it's in flemish ;)

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:24 PM
Is there a spare place at your table, rand? :drool:
well..today yes, my gf is goiing to her chinese course..... :)

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:26 PM
Damn, I hadn't expected to be exposed this soon!

Flood France? The one and only garlic country? No problem....:devil:
:lol:
we finally caught your attention...o but there's enoughj garlic in the world even without france you know :lol:

I had a fantastic vision last night of europe with,where france is now, just water :lol:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:27 PM
hmmmm...no wonder they laughed at you. you were probably posting in english! :p
no no, in english....it's just that I don't think it's really realistic that I would ban anyone on charges of spamming :lol:

gentenaire
May 5th, 2004, 03:32 PM
I had a fantastic vision last night of europe with,where france is now, just water :lol:
I can totally see it, all these floating Frenchies, with a garlic belt around their neck, making them sink. Then there I'd be, with my garlic paste, the smell attracting all the drowning Frenchies, tossing them life belts with a tube of garlic paste instead of a whistle, so that the life boats could find them quickly, going by the smell. And they'd all be eternally grateful towards me, the Frenchies who insist on using the real garlic would simply drown.

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:36 PM
I can totally see it, all these floating Frenchies, with a garlic belt around their neck, making them sink. Then there I'd be, with my garlic paste, the smell attracting all the drowning Frenchies, tossing them life belts with a tube of garlic paste instead of a whistle, so that the life boats could find them quickly, going by the smell. And they'd all be eternally grateful towards me, the Frenchies who insist on using the real garlic would simply drown.
nonono, you can't save the frenchies :fiery:
after all you're the ante-christ, don't you forget :lol:


ah yes, maybe it just means you HAVE tos ave the frenchies, didn't think of that

stop it, rand you're talking to yourself agaiin :fiery:
*bounces head against the wall*
now where was I,
a yes, tine, YOU CAN'T SAVE THE FRENCH!



:lol:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:37 PM
.....and then, once they realized that it was in fact garlic paste and not fresh garlic, the remaining frenchies would then drown themselves voluntarily in an effort to escape you and your tubes of garlic. :eek:
now, THAT'S a better plan :worship:

gentenaire
May 5th, 2004, 03:37 PM
I can and will save the French who decide to convert to Pastianism! :p

Andy_
May 5th, 2004, 03:38 PM
.....and then, once they realized that it was in fact garlic paste and not fresh garlic, the remaining frenchies would then drown themselves voluntarily in an effort to escape you and your tubes of garlic. :eek:
:haha: :lol: OMG...

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:39 PM
I can and will save the French who decide to convert to Pastianism! :p
:sad: can't you save someone else instead? it's such a waste on the french :lol:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:41 PM
"now you ve got both.what do you want next?"
ok another sad quote from a song :lol:

gentenaire
May 5th, 2004, 03:43 PM
:haha: not only does she use the wrong garlic...she saves the wrong people...oy! woe is me! :haha:
True people are able to forgive anyone, even Frenchies, even people who use real garlic, even Frenchies who use real garlic. The Great Paste loves everyone. I want everyone to be open, to be saved, to be able to feel His love.

Andy_
May 5th, 2004, 03:43 PM
:haha: not only does she use the wrong garlic...she saves the wrong people...oy! woe is me! :haha:
well... there are some French who deserve to be saved... :)

gentenaire
May 5th, 2004, 03:45 PM
The Frenchies will be chanting, "don't leave me this way, I can't survive without your sweet paste, oh, don't leave me this way...ooooh, pastie, my heart is full of love and desire for you..."

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:46 PM
:lol: whatever works, rand!
about work...another good song :cool:
Lou Reed lyrics :: Work lyricsAndy was a Catholic
the ethic ran through his bones
He lived alone with his mother
collecting gossip and toys
Every Sunday when he went to Church
he'd kneel in his pew and say
It's work
all that matters is work
He was a lot of things
what I remember most he'd say
I've got to bring home the bacon
someone's got to bring home the roast
He'd get to the factory early
if you'd ask him he'd tell you straight out
It's work
No matter what I did it never seemed enough
he said I was lazy, I said I was young
He said, How many songs did you write
I'd written zero, I'd lied and said, Ten
You won't be young forever
you should have written fifteen
It's work
You ought to make things big
people like it that way
And the songs with the dirty words
make sure your record them that way
Andy liked to stir up trouble
he was funny that way
He said, It's just work
Andy sat down to talk one day
he said decide what you want
Do you want to expand your parameters
or play museums like some dilettante
I fired him on the spot
he got red and called me a rat
It was the worst word that he could think of
and I've never seen him like that
It's work
I thought he said it's just work
Andy said a lot of things
I stored them all away in my head
Sometimes when I can't decide what I should do
I think what would Andy have said
He'd probably say you think too much
that's 'cause there's work that you don't want to do
It's work
the most important thing is work
It's work
the most important thing is work

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:47 PM
well... there are some French who deserve to be saved... :)
most of the good ones are dead:gainsbourg, monet,sartre....

maybe Jacques Dutronc, but I think he lives in Switserland anyway :lol:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:48 PM
ah yes and I forgot adjani and Tautou, but they will be living in Brussels by then anyway :cool:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:49 PM
True people are able to forgive anyone, even Frenchies, even people who use real garlic, even Frenchies who use real garlic. The Great Paste loves everyone. I want everyone to be open, to be saved, to be able to feel His love.
:lol:

Andy_
May 5th, 2004, 03:51 PM
oh my...tine? :confused: or have you met up with rothes in real life? :confused:
:haha: :tape:

gentenaire
May 5th, 2004, 03:54 PM
:confused: or have you met up with rothes in real life? :confused:
Ah no, Rothes is beyond saving. The Swiss got to her first with their Emmental. Nothing my Holy Paste can do about that.

Andy_
May 5th, 2004, 03:56 PM
Ah no, Rothes is beyond saving. The Swiss got to her first with their Emmental. Nothing my Holy Paste can do about that.
:haha: :tape: Guys, you're killing me!!! :worship:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 03:58 PM
Ah no, Rothes is beyond saving. The Swiss got to her first with their Emmental. Nothing my Holy Paste can do about that.
what are YOU going to eat tonight btw?

GBFH
May 5th, 2004, 03:58 PM
what's this about garlic paste? going vampire hunting, are you?!

rand
May 5th, 2004, 04:00 PM
what's this about garlic paste? going vampire hunting, are you?!
http://www.sport25.be/forum/images/smiles/naughty.gif
you can't do that with the paste, see tine, anothe reason why you should use the real thing, it's safer :o

GBFH
May 5th, 2004, 04:00 PM
oh gbfh! it's tine again! refusing help from those who care! :lol:
well i've got a nice sharp stake. think she'll accept help now? think she'll get the old drift-ola?

gentenaire
May 5th, 2004, 04:01 PM
what are YOU going to eat tonight btw?
I had a hot meal for lunch today (I didn't cook, my mother did, I always eat at home on Tuesdays and Wednesdays): pork chop, French beans and what do you call that 'Blé' thingie in English?

This evening I'll have soup and cheese (Loo, Watou en Passendaele).

GBFH
May 5th, 2004, 04:01 PM
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you can't do that with the paste, see tine, anothe reason why you should use the real thing, it's safer :o
nonsense! i'll have you know i've vanquished dozens of vampires with garlic paste. :armed:

gentenaire
May 5th, 2004, 04:03 PM
nonsense! i'll have you know i've vanquished dozens of vampires with garlic paste. :armed:
My son!!!! There you are!!! I'd lost you somewhere on earth!

Andy_
May 5th, 2004, 04:03 PM
we're killing you? you just make sure to stay away from the swiss and you'll be ok. :lol: you see already what they are capable of! :tape: :tape:
Oh, yeah... I feel pretty safe with you, actually!! Of course I have reasons to be afraid of the Swiss , they're like just beyond those mountains I can see in the distance from my window... (well, I could see them if it weren't raining!!). But I always bring some garlic with me in my pants, so I should be safe...

rand
May 5th, 2004, 04:03 PM
rand would you stop talking about contraceptives? damn, we're talking about garlic here! :p :lol:
isn't that garlic a contraceptive then? :lol:
I thought it was a very good one actually :lol:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 04:04 PM
ah, now things are coming together! finally! we have someone with an offer that's hard to refuse. :)
he's double-crossing us Bri :sad:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 04:05 PM
I had a hot meal for lunch today (I didn't cook, my mother did, I always eat at home on Tuesdays and Wednesdays): pork chop, French beans and what do you call that 'Blé' thingie in English?

This evening I'll have soup and cheese (Loo, Watou en Passendaele).
I don't think it has a name in english.....
cheese :drool:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 04:06 PM
My son!!!! There you are!!! I'd lost you somewhere on earth!
so you're really the devil, not the antechrist!
*notes as reminder*

rand
May 5th, 2004, 04:08 PM
from the little I heard of Ukraine, I think they may have a winner. And they're the last to perform which is an advantage.
*doesn't get it*

gentenaire
May 5th, 2004, 04:09 PM
isn't that garlic a contraceptive then? :lol:
I thought it was a very good one actually :lol:
Who wants contraceptives? I want people to breed! Especially my brothers and sister should breed.

(one has started at least: http://perswww.kuleuven.ac.be/~u0038723/merel/ I'm in love)

rand
May 5th, 2004, 04:09 PM
she's too far gone to help, rand....:sad: :sad:
but it's not fair :cry: why does the devil chooses a pretty young girl as a body instead of a dirty old man?

uh, nevermind :lol:

Andy_
May 5th, 2004, 04:09 PM
maybe if andy showed her what's in his pants.....
You mean, garlic, I presume :angel:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 04:10 PM
Who wants contraceptives? I want people to breed! Especially my brothers and sister should breed.

(one has started at least: http://perswww.kuleuven.ac.be/~u0038723/merel/ I'm in love)
he's a bit young for you, no? :lol:
but yes, your petekind is as cute as an angel :)

gentenaire
May 5th, 2004, 04:11 PM
*doesn't get it*
That's what happens when you multitask, LOL! I had two windows open at the same time, posted in the wrong one ;)

gentenaire
May 5th, 2004, 04:11 PM
he's a bit young for you, no? :lol:
but yes, your petekind is as cute as an angel :)
It's a SHE!!!

rand
May 5th, 2004, 04:12 PM
That's what happens when you multitask, LOL! I had two windows open at the same time, posted in the wrong one ;)ach so :lol:

rand
May 5th, 2004, 04:13 PM
It's a SHE!!!
sorry, I didn't look closely this time (saw it in the fc at the time....), and I just have a very bad memory :o

rand
May 5th, 2004, 04:19 PM
well, I'd definitely have to get back home now....have a nice day/evening/night everyone :wavey:

gentenaire
May 5th, 2004, 04:20 PM
it's been fun, but I must get back to work as well

Andy_
May 5th, 2004, 04:28 PM
Guys, it's really been a nice time! :kiss:

Colin B
May 5th, 2004, 09:51 PM
Who wants contraceptives? I want people to breed! Especially my brothers and sister should breed.

(one has started at least: http://perswww.kuleuven.ac.be/~u0038723/merel/ I'm in love)
She's very sweet, Tine but wait till she wakes up...


at 4 am.....................:mad:



with teething pains.....nappy-rash......and cholic.......:sad:



and throws up in your hair!!! :fiery:


Ahhhhhh, the joys of parenthood!!

:lol:

Colin B
May 5th, 2004, 10:16 PM
stop discouraging us colin!!!! :fiery:

some of us want those joys! :)
Are we feeling a tad 'broody' Bri? :eek:

No. I was only kidding. The 'joys' outweigh the 4 am. vomit in the hair moments - honestly!

The weird thing is, once they finally go to sleep, you lie there worrying because they're so quiet, so you eventually have to get up and check they're OK.

:)

gentenaire
May 6th, 2004, 12:24 AM
She's very sweet, Tine but wait till she wakes up...


at 4 am.....................:mad:



with teething pains.....nappy-rash......and cholic.......:sad:



and throws up in your hair!!! :fiery:


Ahhhhhh, the joys of parenthood!!



:lol:

It's now 2.21am, and I'm awake, despite not having a baby. Ah, the joys of deadlines!

(BTW, my niece is perfect. Sis-in-law gave birth in less than 3 hours after a trouble-free pregnancy (no nausea, etc), she only gained weight in the belly area and nowhere else, baby sleeps from midnight till 6am...)

Colin B
May 6th, 2004, 12:40 AM
It's now 2.21am, and I'm awake, despite not having a baby. Ah, the joys of deadlines!

(BTW, my niece is perfect. Sis-in-law gave birth in less than 3 hours after a trouble-free pregnancy (no nausea, etc), she only gained weight in the belly area and nowhere else, baby sleeps from midnight till 6am...)Shhhhh, Tine! You'll have Brianna out on the street begging some nice Jewish man to impregnate her!

:lol:

rand
May 6th, 2004, 07:54 AM
:wavey:
the joys of parenthood...don't know, I still feel I'm not ready....

rand
May 7th, 2004, 07:12 AM
good for you rand. don't be like tine. hoping to bring innocent little babies into this world and then introducing them to processed garlic! :eek: :p
:lol:
why would I ever do that? :lol:^
*shakes head*
processed garlic.... :fiery:

Colin B
May 7th, 2004, 09:38 AM
:haha: no i will not, colin! :haha:

i'll simply follow my current plans. :angel:I'm sure you will, Bri!

But beware - out of our four, only No.2 went according to 'plan'!



:D

Andy_
May 7th, 2004, 10:51 AM
How's the Pro Real Garlicism campaign going? Have we finally managed to rescue Tine's soul from the horrible end her 'deviant' (Bri, can you possibly see before your eyes a white cross in a red flag as I use this very word? :tape: ) behavior condemns her to?!

gentenaire
May 7th, 2004, 11:13 AM
I'm sure you will, Bri!

But beware - out of our four, only No.2 went according to 'plan'!





:D
That's what you get when you use real garlic.

Colin B
May 7th, 2004, 01:12 PM
That's what you get when you use real garlic.No! We prefer chocolate spread. The smell of garlic 'lingers' on the bedding.............oh, sorry Tine, I see what you mean!


:lol:

gentenaire
May 7th, 2004, 09:51 PM
No! We prefer chocolate spread.
Too much information, Colin :tape:

Colin B
May 7th, 2004, 10:10 PM
Too much information, Colin :tape:Are you sure? I was just preparing to post some photos. :p
It goes without saying, Tine, it's Belgian chocolate spread!! :lick:


:lol:

Colin B
May 7th, 2004, 10:19 PM
:lol: way too much! however...this explains the three that didn't go according to plan. :tape: :p
Actually, now I think about it, one of them could have come as a result of Strawberry Smoothie Night.

:lick:

gentenaire
May 7th, 2004, 10:20 PM
It goes without saying, Tine, it's Belgian chocolate spread!! :lick:


Do you know what we call chocolate spread in Belgium? 'Chocopasta' = chocolate paste! I think your wife might be a Pastianist, Colin.

gentenaire
May 7th, 2004, 10:21 PM
Actually, now I think about it, one of them could have come as a result of Strawberry Smoothie Night.



:lick:

Colin, I honestly hope none of your daughters ever visit this board :lol:

Colin B
May 7th, 2004, 10:28 PM
Do you know what we call chocolate spread in Belgium? 'Chocopasta' = chocolate paste! I think your wife might be a Pastianist, Colin.OMG!!!! - I married a pastianist?? :eek: *

What will the vicar say? Is this grounds for divorce? :confused:

* I knew there was something funny about her the moment she tied me up, got the egg-whisk out and started...............oh sorry, too much info again! :o

:D

gentenaire
May 7th, 2004, 10:33 PM
I'm off to bed...I worry I may have strange dreams now.

Colin B
May 7th, 2004, 10:39 PM
Colin, I honestly hope none of your daughters ever visit this board :lol:Hmmm. Me too. Some of you are a little strange!

:unsure: