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alextreiber04
Apr 28th, 2004, 01:10 AM
I thought it would be funny to interpret quotes from tour players to make it into a joke. It's pretty easy...find a quote you like and turn it into something funny:

E.g.

2003 Wimbledon Final - Venus Williams

"I couldn't run too fast, I couldn't stretch out too much and I was hitting serves in the net because it's harder to reach up. But Serena played really well."

Interpretation:

"Even though my stomach was slowly splitting apart I was able to play. Serena played really will though." :tape:

Yummy
Apr 28th, 2004, 01:13 AM
Thats "classy" Venus for you . Always giving her opponents all the credit due to them :rolleyes:

vettipooh
Apr 28th, 2004, 01:19 AM
Watch out!!!There's a troll on board!!

MrSerenaWilliams
Apr 28th, 2004, 01:38 AM
I've got one:

Serena: "Just face it, it's tough to beat me."

Interpretation:

Unless I'm bedridden, or six feet under, none of ya'll fake ass bitches could ever beat me!

Hahaha!