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fan911
Apr 8th, 2004, 12:05 AM
http://perso.club-internet.fr/nmeuni01/tennis/rg2001/ankebabsi/img_3377_std.jpg

Hi everybody! I know that most of you will not trust, but it's me. Barbara Schett told me about this site, and I think it's pretty cool. :)

-Sonic-
Apr 8th, 2004, 12:07 AM
:wavey: lol

St.Sebastian
Apr 8th, 2004, 12:15 AM
http://perso.club-internet.fr/nmeuni01/tennis/rg2001/ankebabsi/img_3377_std.jpg

Hi everybody! I know that most of you will not trust, but it's me. Barbara Schett told me about this site, and I think it's pretty cool. :)
Say something in German and then we'll maybe believe ;)

anton
Apr 8th, 2004, 12:18 AM
Why would Anke Huber who is retired post on here?

St.Sebastian
Apr 8th, 2004, 12:27 AM
Hi everybody! I know that most of you will not trust, but it's me. Barbara Schett told me about this site, and I think it's pretty cool. :)

So let me come out as well....
I am Damir Dokic!!! And I just wanted to say Hello to all Jelena's haters :devil:

fan911
Apr 8th, 2004, 12:31 AM
I'm not joking. Barbara told me you will not trust. :sad: But it's okay. Bye I'm leaving. Sorry to all my fans, but I love you.

Bye. :sad:

croat123
Apr 8th, 2004, 12:32 AM
ok...

that definately isn't anke :o

St.Sebastian
Apr 8th, 2004, 12:34 AM
I'm not joking. Barbara told me you will not trust. :sad: But it's okay. Bye I'm leaving. Sorry to all my fans, but I love you.

Bye. :sad:
Dann sag doch 'was in Deutsch....

Cam'ron Giles
Apr 8th, 2004, 12:35 AM
OK...I may as well do the same...I just finished kicking Mary's ass and I am tired as shit so you dont have to believe...but I am Serena Williams...sorry I duped you guys all these years...sorry...:sad:

St.Sebastian
Apr 8th, 2004, 12:36 AM
OK...I may as well do the same...I just finished kicking Mary's ass and I am tired as shit so you dont have to believe...but I am Serena Williams...sorry I duped you guys all these years...sorry...:sad:
You are forgiven, Serena ;) BTW - Nice tits you've got :p

Cam'ron Giles
Apr 8th, 2004, 12:46 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040403/capt.xkb10704031828.nasdaq_100_open_xkb107.jpg


You mean these...and they are real...I love them too...:drool: Should I be talking about myself like this...:lol:

Cam'ron Giles
Apr 8th, 2004, 12:51 AM
http://perso.club-internet.fr/nmeuni01/tennis/rg2001/ankebabsi/img_3377_std.jpg

Hi everybody! I know that most of you will not trust, but it's me. Barbara Schett told me about this site, and I think it's pretty cool. :)Hi Anke...where have you been...we miss you on the tour...Are you still jelous of me? Dont be like that...sure, I have a much bettter career than you had, I am prettier and richer...but I am still just little Rena from Compton...anyway...Hope you find a job...Venus might need someone to cut patterns and answer the phone...send me a pm if you are interested...:sad:

Hantuchov
Apr 8th, 2004, 12:59 AM
:haha:

- L i n a -
Apr 8th, 2004, 01:00 AM
Hi Anke! :wavey:

If you're really Anke, you can tell me about your match in Filderstadt. :)

blerr
Apr 8th, 2004, 02:28 AM
as long as we're saying who we really are..

I am Jesus.

tennnisfannn
Apr 8th, 2004, 02:35 AM
Sorry cannot expose myself. But I will give you clues, the whole of the western world is after me. I am hidden deep in the caves in Afghanistan and recently one of my buddies was unearthed by the US troops. The only proof that it is me is I have way too much time on my hands. Why do you think I visit this board alot, I cannot exactly go shopping!
Gotta go back into hiding!

esquímaux
Apr 8th, 2004, 02:44 AM
http://perso.club-internet.fr/nmeuni01/tennis/rg2001/ankebabsi/img_3377_std.jpg

Hi everybody! I know that most of you will not trust, but it's me. Barbara Schett told me about this site, and I think it's pretty cool. :)

Hi Anke :wavey: I miss seeing your severe forehand grip...aber ich liebe es irgendwie :dance:

udachi Elena
Apr 8th, 2004, 03:04 AM
Sorry cannot expose myself. But I will give you clues, the whole of the western world is after me. I am hidden deep in the caves in Afghanistan and recently one of my buddies was unearthed by the US troops. The only proof that it is me is I have way too much time on my hands. Why do you think I visit this board alot, I cannot exactly go shopping!
Gotta go back into hiding!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

LUIS9
Apr 8th, 2004, 06:07 AM
Good lord you people are too much, lol at Osamma, hey buddy how you doing in your cave? Didnt know your english was that good, but was aware you were quite a bright man lol:lol: :lol: :lol:

Just_Love
Apr 8th, 2004, 06:11 AM
So far, the only one who i really believed was Pam Shriver, the rest was just stupid:) Natalie Tauziat obviously cant speak French, and BJK is pretty fake. Anyways, i'm hoping one day Martina Hingis will come here:)

Jeff
Apr 8th, 2004, 08:31 AM
So which one in the background are you....?

Darop.
Apr 8th, 2004, 08:37 AM
quick quick quick tell me how many matches you've won in ur career :p

Darop.
Apr 8th, 2004, 08:38 AM
So which one in the background are you....?
lol :p

Andy_
Apr 8th, 2004, 08:43 AM
Wow... I had no idea this board was teeming with celebrities... :cool:

Well, Cameron... I've always had some suspects about your being Serena, but I'm happy now you're out to all of us now, so we don't have to keep it secret anymore ;)

Cam'ron Giles
Apr 8th, 2004, 01:20 PM
Wow... I had no idea this board was teeming with celebrities... :cool:

Well, Cameron... I've always had some suspects about your being Serena, but I'm happy now you're out to all of us now, so we don't have to keep it secret anymore ;)
Hi Venus...:wavey:

Darop.
Apr 8th, 2004, 01:59 PM
I have a confession to make...

Im Monseur Bahrami! :unsure:

Cam'ron Giles
Apr 8th, 2004, 02:05 PM
I have a confession to make...

Im Monseur Bahrami! :unsure:
:scared:

Cam'ron Giles
Apr 8th, 2004, 02:09 PM
I have a confession to make...

Im Monseur Bahrami! :unsure:
You tried to feel me up once at the French when I was just 16...:scared:

Andy_
Apr 8th, 2004, 02:09 PM
Hi Venus...:wavey:
:o I didn't expect you to say it out loud for me... But well, it's ok. I'm Venus...
I was thinking that I could make some minor changes to your Nike outfit, Rena... I don't think it's impressive enough, yet.

Cam'ron Giles
Apr 8th, 2004, 02:12 PM
:o I didn't expect you to say it out loud for me... But well, it's ok. I'm Venus...
I was thinking that I could make some minor changes to your Nike outfit, Rena... I don't think it's impressive enough, yet.
I love you Ve, but your outfits are so boring now...sorry...:rolleyes: Didn't mean to out you...:lol: Hey Ve, btw, Anke is looking for a job...you said you needed someone to clean up around your office and carry your bags through the airports...can you help her...pm me...k...:wavey:

space_eef03
Apr 8th, 2004, 02:14 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :yeah:
This one is too good!!!! :lol:

Cam'ron Giles
Apr 8th, 2004, 02:37 PM
BTW Venus...I forgot my new princess cut diamond necklace...can you go in my room and get it out of the vault? I am sending Jen Cap to pick it up...You know she would do anything to hang out with us...but dont let her in my room alone cause she steals...;)

SJW
Apr 8th, 2004, 02:37 PM
cam clear out some pm space for me please :mad:

then pm me when you have :kiss:

Darop.
Apr 8th, 2004, 02:49 PM
You tried to feel me up once at the French when I was just 16...:scared:
I know, sorry....:o But I was soooooooo horny! :drool: :lick:

alexusjonesfan
Apr 8th, 2004, 02:54 PM
I have a confession to make...

Im Monseur Bahrami! :unsure:
At least spell your own name right, Mansour :p

Andy_
Apr 8th, 2004, 02:55 PM
BTW Venus...I forgot my new princess cut diamond necklace...can you go in my room and get it out of the vault? I am sending Jen Cap to pick it up...You know she would do anything to hang out with us...but dont let her in my room alone cause she steals...;)
:haha: :haha: :haha:

Martian KC
Apr 8th, 2004, 02:56 PM
I hope Pam isn't threatened at all by our new celebrity.;)

"Sluggy"
Apr 8th, 2004, 02:57 PM
By the way Im almost 100% sure it is spelled Mansour Bahrami not Monseur.

foreva lindsay
Apr 8th, 2004, 03:08 PM
Hi guys im the real linday davenport and im going to kick alicas butt when i play her :haha: :nerner:

space_eef03
Apr 8th, 2004, 03:22 PM
I'm not gonna blow my cover and tell you that I'm Kim Clijsters. That would be stupid.

foreva lindsay
Apr 8th, 2004, 03:32 PM
whoa hi kim havent played you in a while, how are you :lol:

space_eef03
Apr 8th, 2004, 03:38 PM
I'm pretty ok now. Stupid injury!!! Well I guess I'll see you soon. :devil:
:lol:

Darop.
Apr 8th, 2004, 04:16 PM
By the way Im almost 100% sure it is spelled Mansour Bahrami not Monseur.
oooooopppssssss.......:p

Im getting so old I cant even spell my name anymore

*JR*
Apr 8th, 2004, 04:28 PM
I'm Really Rainer Hofmann. :p All this expose' stuff is just part of my sinister plot against the Peppermint Parents! :lol:

Pamela Shriver
Apr 8th, 2004, 04:30 PM
I hope Pam isn't threatened at all by our new celebrity.;)
Not at all! The wonderful people here can spot an interloper when they see one!

crazillo
Apr 8th, 2004, 04:51 PM
Ok, wenn du Anke bist: Laber Deutsch du Schnapsdrossel!

Xian
Apr 8th, 2004, 05:27 PM
Hi guys It´s me Babsi Schett, Anke told me about this board- amazing stuff

I love you all :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

Roxers
Apr 8th, 2004, 05:31 PM
Hi Anke. Wenn du Babsi siehst sag ihr einen schönen Gruß von mir. Ich bin übrigens Babsi (Rittner) :wavey:

foreva lindsay
Apr 8th, 2004, 05:48 PM
yeh i'l kick your butt sometime soon hopefully kim :haha:

alexusjonesfan
Apr 8th, 2004, 05:53 PM
Hi guys It´s me Babsi Schett, Anke told me about this board- amazing stuff

I love you all :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:
I love you Babsi :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

Could you convince your friend Patty to talk to me? She never returns my calls :crying2:

space_eef03
Apr 8th, 2004, 06:00 PM
yeh i'l kick your butt sometime soon hopefully kim :haha:
Only in a grand slam final. Have to stay the nr.1 that never won a GS.

DeDe4925
Apr 8th, 2004, 07:26 PM
Hi Anke...where have you been...we miss you on the tour...Are you still jelous of me? Dont be like that...sure, I have a much bettter career than you had, I am prettier and richer...but I am still just little Rena from Compton...anyway...Hope you find a job...Venus might need someone to cut patterns and answer the phone...send me a pm if you are interested...:sad:
:haha: :haha: :haha:

DeDe4925
Apr 8th, 2004, 07:28 PM
Sorry cannot expose myself. But I will give you clues, the whole of the western world is after me. I am hidden deep in the caves in Afghanistan and recently one of my buddies was unearthed by the US troops. The only proof that it is me is I have way too much time on my hands. Why do you think I visit this board alot, I cannot exactly go shopping!
Gotta go back into hiding!
:haha: :haha: :haha:

DeDe4925
Apr 8th, 2004, 07:33 PM
BTW Venus...I forgot my new princess cut diamond necklace...can you go in my room and get it out of the vault? I am sending Jen Cap to pick it up...You know she would do anything to hang out with us...but dont let her in my room alone cause she steals...;)
:haha: :haha: :haha:

Erdinger
Apr 8th, 2004, 08:20 PM
:lol: and :worship: and :bounce: @ the whole thread!

I needed that laugh after a hard training day on clay in Berlin. Clay SUCKS!!

Regards

Maria Sharapova *blows kisses into wtaworld's crowd*

udachi Elena
Apr 8th, 2004, 08:25 PM
Since everyone is coming out, i may as well admit i am Elena Dementieva. Sorry about the comment Venus?? Please don't kick my ass..

foreva lindsay
Apr 8th, 2004, 08:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by foreva lindsay
yeh i'l kick your butt sometime soon hopefully kim

Only in a grand slam final. Have to stay the nr.1 that never won a GS.


Ok that will suit me fine, a few more grand slams up my sleeve!

SJW
Apr 8th, 2004, 08:41 PM
oh this thread is too funny

i would rep you all :lol: but i have repped too much in the past 24 hrs

Xian
Apr 8th, 2004, 09:06 PM
I love you Babsi :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

Could you convince your friend Patty to talk to me? She never returns my calls :crying2:
Hi viggen this is Patty speaking. Im so sorry I didnt have the time to answer your calls. Babsi told me about your feelings and so I decided to write on this board too. I immediately informed Steffi about this board and she informed the whole WTA tour about this. Everyone was excited. Now Nathalie Tauziat is writing a book about this board and Steffi is thinking about giving her next baby the name "board". BJK was really pissed of that everyone was dizzing her and Sandra Kleinova committed suicide

udachi Elena
Apr 8th, 2004, 09:50 PM
BJK was really pissed of that everyone was dizzing her and Sandra Kleinova committed suicide
:lol: :lol: Hi Patty, Elena here :wavey:

darrinbaker00
Apr 8th, 2004, 10:01 PM
Since we're all coming clean, I have an announcement to make. I'm Zina Garrison, and if Navratilova and Raymond lose their doubles match against Slovenia, I ain't havin' no more white folks on my team. ;)

Cam'ron Giles
Apr 8th, 2004, 10:07 PM
Since we're all coming clean, I have an announcement to make. I'm Zina Garrison, and if Navratilova and Raymond lose their doubles match against Slovenia, I ain't havin' no more white folks on my team. ;)

Amen SISTAH...Dang...I am playing a match right now...it's a changeover...:bolt:

alexusjonesfan
Apr 8th, 2004, 10:10 PM
Hi viggen this is Patty speaking. Im so sorry I didnt have the time to answer your calls. Babsi told me about your feelings and so I decided to write on this board too. I immediately informed Steffi about this board and she informed the whole WTA tour about this. Everyone was excited. Now Nathalie Tauziat is writing a book about this board and Steffi is thinking about giving her next baby the name "board". BJK was really pissed of that everyone was dizzing her and Sandra Kleinova committed suicide Danke Patty! :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

*crosses off one more thing off 'things to do before I die' list*

_KidmaN_
Apr 8th, 2004, 10:16 PM
ppl you are funny here :P

Princess Fiona
Apr 8th, 2004, 10:18 PM
Oh My God....

OH MY GOD!!

*faint*

:bounce: :bounce: ;)

Ankeeeeeeeeee!! :hearts: Where are my fellow Ankeholics... In here nowwww fellow Ankeholics!! *excited* :bounce: :bounce: ;)

DeDe4925
Apr 8th, 2004, 10:23 PM
Hi viggen this is Patty speaking. Im so sorry I didnt have the time to answer your calls. Babsi told me about your feelings and so I decided to write on this board too. I immediately informed Steffi about this board and she informed the whole WTA tour about this. Everyone was excited. Now Nathalie Tauziat is writing a book about this board and Steffi is thinking about giving her next baby the name "board". BJK was really pissed of that everyone was dizzing her and Sandra Kleinova committed suicide
I'm not really pissed...opps did I say that out loud? :confused:

alexusjonesfan
Apr 8th, 2004, 10:31 PM
I'm not really pissed...opps did I say that out loud? :confused:
Well the Burger King already makes visits to this site so you must be the devil then? ;)

udachi Elena
Apr 8th, 2004, 11:40 PM
I'm not really pissed...opps did I say that out loud? :confused:
I was wondering who you were!! But i never expected BJK..

tennnisfannn
Apr 8th, 2004, 11:41 PM
Am I allowed to out others as well, I ran into Da Forehand and Da Backhand, you will never believe who they really are:
http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/patty_small.jpg (http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/patty.jpg)http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/selma_small.jpg (http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/selma.jpg)

udachi Elena
Apr 8th, 2004, 11:42 PM
Am I allowed to out others as well, I ran into Da Forehand and Da Backhand, you will never believe who they really are:
http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/patty_small.jpg (http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/patty.jpg)http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/selma_small.jpg (http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/selma.jpg)
:haha: :haha: :haha:

*JR*
Apr 8th, 2004, 11:56 PM
I love you Babsi :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

Could you convince your friend Patty to talk to me? She never returns my calls :crying2:
PP doesn't Talk To me (not that I have anything to say to her) but Rainer and I have these funny little "flame-mail" exchanges now and then. He found out that I'd given Claudine's Coach some insights (they never played B4 Monday). So this morning (After About A month's "silence") I get one with hahaha in the subject line.

OK, score that one for him, as I acknowledged. (Though Schaul Shoulders too much weight for Her Height; after 2 sets, each had won 11 games. And MGM has just plain lost her touch since '02, so That Trouncing was no surprise). But then Vera carved a big Z accross the Peppermint Player, so maybe Rainer should have STFU.

:banana:

Philip
Apr 9th, 2004, 12:52 AM
PP doesn't Talk To me (not that I have anything to say to her) but Rainer and I have these funny little "flame-mail" exchanges now and then. He found out that I'd given Claudine's Coach some insights (they never played B4 Monday). So this morning (After About A month's "silence") I get one with hahaha in the subject line.

OK, score that one for him, as I acknowledged. (Though Schaul Shoulders too much weight for Her Height; after 2 sets, each had won 11 games. And MGM has just plain lost her touch since '02, so That Trouncing was no surprise). But then Vera carved a big Z accross the Peppermint Player, so maybe Rainer should have STFU.

:banana:
Jolly youre no longer a patty fan? :eek:

:o ;)

Martian KC
Apr 9th, 2004, 01:03 AM
Am I allowed to out others as well, I ran into Da Forehand and Da Backhand, you will never believe who they really are:
http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/patty_small.jpg (http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/patty.jpg)http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/selma_small.jpg (http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/selma.jpg)
:haha: CLASSIC!

tennnisfannn
Apr 9th, 2004, 04:41 PM
bump

foreva lindsay
Apr 9th, 2004, 04:46 PM
this thread is so great!! :lol: :lol:
btw guys i won my match today beating molik woo!! :bounce: :bounce:

Cam'ron Giles
Apr 9th, 2004, 07:47 PM
this thread is so great!! :lol: :lol:
btw guys i won my match today beating molik woo!! :bounce: :bounce:
Hi guys...just wanted to say hello after my match with sperm or whatever (never heard of her till yesterday)...anyway...I play some girl from Russia or Miami...not sure (what's the diff?) You guys should see me right now...I look so hot in hot pink...hot pink for a hot girl...No wonder Anna K was always jealous of me...BTW Anke....Venus sent you an application...fill it out and be sure to sign the part that authorizes us to run a background check (girl...we dont know what you been up to :o ) Also, include your current weight (you have to carry her bags)...anywho...no need to thank me...:wavey:

Pamela Shriver
Apr 9th, 2004, 07:54 PM
Ok, confession time.


I'M SPARTACUS!

DeDe4925
Apr 9th, 2004, 09:31 PM
Hi guys...just wanted to say hello after my match with sperm or whatever (never heard of her till yesterday)...anyway...I play some girl from Russia or Miami...not sure (what's the diff?) You guys should see me right now...I look so hot in hot pink...hot pink for a hot girl...No wonder Anna K was always jealous of me...BTW Anke....Venus sent you an application...fill it out and be sure to sign the part that authorizes us to run a background check (girl...we dont know what you been up to :o ) Also, include your current weight (you have to carry her bags)...anywho...no need to thank me...:wavey:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Elske
Apr 9th, 2004, 09:37 PM
as long as we're saying who we really are..

I am Jesus.
RIP :sad:

Pureracket
Apr 9th, 2004, 09:46 PM
Hi guys. . .. sigh.. . .I can't blieve I'm saying this, but LORI McN. here, and. . .. .well ol' Mandy Coetzer and I will be making an announcement pretty soon to explain our "coach/player" relationship.

(I can't believe that I just outted me and my baby on a message board)
:eek:

A'DAM
Apr 9th, 2004, 09:51 PM
Ok true time... Yes you all right im Adam... The first one... And I'm so pissed that Eva was such a shitty tennis player, but on other hand i won 46 GS... :o

FanDeJen
Apr 13th, 2004, 05:30 AM
Lol

Cam'ron Giles
Apr 13th, 2004, 12:43 PM
Ok true time... Yes you all right im Adam... The first one... And I'm so pissed that Eva was such a shitty tennis player, but on other hand i won 46 GS... :o
:lol: :lol:

space_eef03
Apr 13th, 2004, 02:51 PM
Guess I won't be playing the French open since I'm still injured Lindsay but it's ok you can beat me another time!! :rolleyes: