View Full Version : HEY! Where did the tennis books that wont sell thread go to?

Apr 6th, 2004, 11:51 AM
it was the best thread i have ever read! Did it get erased coz iof some stupid poster that wrecked it 4 every1 or what???

Apr 6th, 2004, 12:08 PM
I think it's on Page 4. Anyone is welcome to bump it.

Apr 6th, 2004, 05:46 PM
So, let's start a new one.

"Plan now for early retirement," by Martina Hingis

"The Art of the Hand job," by Justine Heninin Hardenne.

"Put on a happy face," by Lindsay Davenport

"Junk in the trunk: A guide to figure flattering tennis wear," by Serena Williams

"There is life after tennis," by Martina Navratilova

"The Low profile life," by Anna Kournikova

"Once is not enough," by Daniela Hantuchova, forward by Iva Majoli.

"The WTA guide to injury free tennis," by the tour's staff.

"The ATP guide to drug free tennis," by ATP trainers.

"Remember, it's an international sport," by the programmers at ESPN

"Reruns, what reruns?" by the programmers at the Tennis Channel.

"Only if there's absolutely nothing else to write about," by the staff of Sports Illustrated.

"Too close to overrule," by the chair umpires at the Australian Open.

"The art of the withdrawal," by Venus Williams.

"Against all flags," by Damir Dokic

Apr 6th, 2004, 05:54 PM
I think I saw it on page 2.

Apr 6th, 2004, 06:46 PM
" Bodybuilding guide to gain muscle and mass" , by Daniela Hantuchova

Apr 6th, 2004, 07:30 PM
yeah, thanx guys, i found it again, but ill carry on this one then!

"How to be graceful on court" - Serena Williams

"The art of the slick, flowing serve" - Venus

"How to interview using a wide range of vocabulary" - Jennifer Capriati

"How to seem nice, and be a bitch all in one" - Kim Clijsters

"Managing your breasts - for sure" - Justine Henin - Hardonne

"Blocking out distractions" Jennifer Capriati

Apr 6th, 2004, 07:31 PM
"My life as a champion - on court" Anna Kournikova

Apr 6th, 2004, 07:32 PM
"How to beat fellow countrywomen in grand slam finals" - Kim Clijsters

Apr 6th, 2004, 07:33 PM
lol@ the Clisters one

Apr 6th, 2004, 07:39 PM
I didnt make this one up but this is my favourite:

"How to outgrunt a williams sister" - Maria Sharapova

Well, that last one would sell, but its still funny!!

"Bagels from around the world" Alex Stevenson

"Improving your second serve and make it a weapon" - Dementieva forwarded by Anico Kapros