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#0097 - Suicide China 2007: BeiJINXED - Final table up! Congrats NyCPsU!



Remember, every choice, whether good or bad, can be deadly...


Suicide China 2007: BeiJINXED


2006 Final: champion88 (GBR) def. vianzfzf (CHN) (WINNER over DAY07 with PICK)


THE OBJECTIVE
Choose the winner of ONE main draw singles match EVERY DAY of the tournament.


THE CATCH
You may only choose each player ONCE throughout the tournament.
If your pick loses, you are OUT.


THE FINE PRINT

1. Your pick must be made before the match commences, or it will be deemed invalid.

2. Once posted, your pick is final and cannot be changed. Editing of posts is a serious felony in this game and will result in disqualification.

3. You always have to post/e-mail your pick, even if there is only one remaining player you can choose. No excuses, bitches. "I went home to my mountain village to visit my ageing parents and we have no electricity"? Forget it. "The government banned WTAworld access for 24 hours"? Too bad. "I had to make arrangements to give away my daughter"? Don't play suicide this week.

4. Back-ups: Clearly designate a player to be used in lieu of your pick if and only if there is a walkover or withdrawal BEFORE the match commences. Note that retirements do count as complete matches. Unused back-ups may be picked again.

5. You may only play one suicide tournament a week. Zero points will be awarded for the week if you participate in multiple tournaments.


Ranking Points for Suicide BeiJINXED (Tier II)
Code:
DAY 01 - 1
DAY 02 - 13
DAY 03 - 27
DAY 04 - 49
DAY 05 - 80
DAY 06 - 162
DAY 07 - 204
DAY 07 - 225 (WITH PICK)
WINNER - 245

In the event that there are at least 12 people and no one reaches DAY 07,

2nd Place - 137
1st Place - 195
Tournament Homepage

http://www.chinaopen.com.cn

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Suicide Tennis Introduction and Rules - Please click this

Suicide Tennis Rankings - Please click this

** IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO POST YOUR PICKS, YOU MAY E-MAIL THEM TO ME AT ianlsee AT gmail DOT com

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Comrades Entered In Suicide BeiJINXED

Seeded Comrades

All comrades are equal, but some comrades are more equal than others. The top 8-ranked entrants will be exempt from picks on day 1. Dissenters will be shot.


(1) 1. mat87to..........(ITA) Bye - Szavay - Paszek - Jankovic - Mauresmo
(2) 2. timray...........(BEL) Bye - Peng - Mauresmo - Jankovic - Szavay - Davenport
(3) 3. Drake1980........(CAN) Bye - Peng - Davenport - Jankovic - Szavay - OUT OF PICKS
(4) 4. MH0861...........(USA) Bye - Peng - Paszek - Morigami - Szavay - Davenport
(5) 5. vamos israel.....(ISR) Bye - Peng - Paszek - Morigami - Szavay - Davenport
(6) 6. star.............(CAN) Bye - Peng - Paszek - Jankovic - Szavay - Davenport

(7) 7. NyCPsU...........(USA) Bye - Peng - Paszek - Morigami - Szavay - Jankovic - OUT OF PICKS
(8) 8. cypher_88........(ROU) Bye - Szavay - Peng - Jankovic - Mauresmo


Other Comrades

.10. Fire_Fox.........(UKR) Hingis - Olaru - Paszek - Jankovic - Szavay - Peng
.11. In The Zone......(USA) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Morigami - Szavay - Davenport

.12. Tomek............(POL) Hingis - Olaru - Paszek - Dementieva - Szavay - NO PICK
.13. Aleksz...........(HUN) Hingis - Szavay - Mauresmo - Jankovic - Davenport - Peng

.14. seenop...........(ISR) Hingis - NO PICK
.15. Stingray.........(GBR) Hingis - Szavay - Davenport - Jankovic - Mauresmo

.17. Freakan..........(POL) Hingis - Peng - NO PICK
.19. Nicjac...........(SUI) Hingis - Szavay - Cibulkova
.20. FORZA PENNETTA...(ITA) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Jankovic - Szavay - Davenport
.22. pierce0415.......(CHN) Cibulkova - Peng - Paszek - Jankovic - Szavay - Davenport
.24. wateva...........(SIN) Ruano Pascual - Peng - Paszek - Jankovic - Szavay - Davenport
.26. zveeen...........(GER) Hingis - Daniilidou - Mauresmo - Jankovic - Szavay - Peng
.27. LUXXXAS..........(POL) Hingis - Peng - NO PICK
.29. Nadjagina........(MEX) Cibulkova - Peng - Paszek - Morigami - Szavay - NO PICK
.30. ~~*Elena.D*~~....(GER) Ruano Pascual - NO PICK
.31. Cp6uja...........(SRB) Hingis - Peng - Szavay - Davenport - Jankovic - OUT OF PICKS

.32. smokovec.........(ITA) Cibulkova - Yan
.35. Randriantastic!..(AUS) Hingis - Peng - Davenport - Jankovic - Szavay - OUT OF PICKS
.36. Wrongagain.......(NED) Hingis - Peng - Szavay - Davenport - Jankovic - OUT OF PICKS

.37. njtennis11.......(USA) Hingis - NO PICK
.38. darkchild........(MAD) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Morigami - Szavay - Davenport
.40. meelis13.........(EST) Hingis - Peng - Mauresmo - Morigami - Szavay - Jankovic - OUT OF PICKS
.41. Sund7101.........(USA) Hingis - Peng - Mauresmo - NO PICK
.42. oooo86...........(ISR) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Jankovic - Szavay - Davenport
.44. Ivanovic Fan!!!!.(NED) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Davenport - Szavay - Jankovic - OUT OF PICKS
.45. vianzfzf.........(CHN) Hingis - NO PICK
.47. Vicmatibla.......(ESP) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Jankovic - Szavay - Davenport
.48. ~CANUCK~.........(CAN) Hingis - Yan

.49. cometz9..........(USA) Cibulkova - Peng - Szavay - Morigami - Davenport - Jankovic - OUT OF PICKS
.51. Carofan..........(DEN) Hingis - Peng - Mauresmo - Jankovic - Szavay - Davenport
.52. riyao............(CHN) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Davenport - Szavay - Jankovic - OUT OF PICKS
.55. gigicat22........(BRA) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Jankovic - Mauresmo
.56. qczi.............(HUN) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Morigami - Szavay - Jankovic - OUT OF PICKS
.57. DoctorG..........(ITA) Hingis - Peng - Szavay - Morigami - Jankovic - Davenport
.58. Phalazar.........(FRA) NO PICK
.59. hu2891601........(USA) Hingis - Szavay - Paszek - Jankovic - Mauresmo

.60. Buitenzorg.......(AUS) Ruano Pascual - Yan
.62. smit101..........(AUS) Hingis - Szavay - Paszek - Jankovic - Mauresmo
.63. delicatecutter...(SRB) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Jankovic - Szavay - Davenport
.67. Gavnich77........(GBR) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Morigami - Szavay - Davenport
.69. bg017............(AUS) Ruano Pascual - Yan
.70. Capriati Rules...(USA) Hingis - Peng - Szavay - Morigami - Davenport - Jankovic - OUT OF PICKS
.73. LudwigDvorak.....(USA) Hingis - Szavay - Paszek - Davenport - Jankovic - Peng
.75. Hantu............(BEL) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Morigami - Szavay - Davenport
.78. Yarden...........(ISR) Hingis - Peng - Szavay - Morigami - Jankovic - Davenport

.79. libre83..........(HUN) Hingis - Peng - Szavay - Davenport - Mauresmo
.83. I<3Lindsay.......(USA) Ruano Pascual - Medina Garrigues
.84. Davenselesport...(USA) Hingis - NO PICK
.85. Dor_Y............(ISR) Hingis - Olaru - Paszek - Jankovic - Szavay - Davenport
.90. andrew_uk........(GBR) Hingis - Szavay - Paszek - Morigami - NO PICK

.91. joe87............(AUT) Hingis - Szavay - Mauresmo - Morigami - Jankovic - Peng
.95. CuteLatinGirl....(VEN) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Morigami - Szavay - Jankovic - OUT OF PICKS
.96. Ceze.............(FRA) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Morigami - Szavay - Davenport
.99. muniu............(POL) Hingis - Yan
102. Wedgie619........(AUS) Hingis - Szavay - Paszek - Davenport - Mauresmo
105. ronim1...........(ISR) Hingis - Yan

107. croat123.........(DJB) Ruano Pascual - Szavay - NO PICK
106. mankind..........(RUS) Ruano Pascual - NO PICK
108. ATH04............(HUN) Hingis - Peng - Davenport - Jankovic - Szavay - OUT OF PICKS
120. Schnyderfreak....(NED) NO PICK
123. PAVANALAI........(CHN) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Davenport - Mauresmo
125. Lukasz...........(POL) Ruano Pascual - Daniilidou - Paszek - NO PICK
126. p@wcio...........(POL) Hingis - Olaru - Paszek - Jankovic - Szavay - Peng
128. ilovepaszek......(HKG) Ruano Pascual - Yan
130. Kielian..........(GER) Cibulkova - Yan
134. Norts11..........(GBR) Cibulkova - Peng - Paszek - Davenport - Szavay - Jankovic - OUT OF PICKS
138. cosmoose.........(USA) Cibulkova - Yan
139. Michael_21.......(AUS) Hingis - Szavay - Paszek - Dementieva - Mauresmo
141. edi1985..........(POL) Cibulkova - Nakamura - Paszek - Morigami - Szavay - Peng
144. Daniela86........(SRB) Hingis - Szavay - Paszek - Morigami - Davenport - Peng
151. Brenda fan.......(NED) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Jankovic - Szavay - Davenport - OUT OF PICKS
151. chrono...........(HKG) Hingis - Peng - Szavay - Jankovic - Davenport - OUT OF PICKS

162. adrygf...........(ESP) Ruano Pascual - Yan
164. fencer...........(UAE) Hingis - Peng - Szavay - Davenport - Mauresmo
169. leoneo...........(CHN) Hingis - Peng - Szavay - Dementieva - Jankovic - NO PICK
182. Andiyan..........(NED) Ruano Pascual - Peng - Hingis
182. Law_.............(AUS) Ruano Pascual - Daniilidou - Paszek - Davenport - Dementieva

198. ganymedeyu.......(TPE) Hingis - Yan
198. GoV&Rena.........(AUS) Ruano Pascual - Szavay - Paszek - Davenport - Jankovic - Peng
.NR. UDACHi...........(???) Hingis - Szavay - Paszek - Morigami - Jankovic - Davenport
.NR. Ekin.............(CHN) NO PICK
.NR. iPatty...........(SVK) Cibulkova - Peng - Paszek - Davenport - Szavay - Jankovic - OUT OF PICKS
.NR. RRjuki...........(BEL) Hingis - Olaru - Paszek - Jankovic - Szavay - Peng
.NR. tony86...........(CHN) Ruano Pascual - Peng - Paszek - Jankovic - Szavay - Davenport



Results for Suicide BeiJINXED (Tier II)
Code:
 FINAL: (7) NyCPsU (USA) def. meelis13 (EST) (Day 07 No Pick over Day 07 No Pick)

No opening pick - 0 points [3]
.58. Phalazar.........(FRA)
120. Schnyderfreak....(NED)
.NR. Ekin.............(CHN)

DAY 01 - 1 point [0]

DAY 02 - 13 points [18]
.14. seenop...........(ISR)
.30. ~~*Elena.D*~~....(GER) 
.32. smokovec.........(ITA)
.37. njtennis11.......(USA)
.45. vianzfzf.........(CHN) 
.48. ~CANUCK~.........(CAN)
.60. Buitenzorg.......(AUS)
.69. bg017............(AUS)
.83. I<3Lindsay.......(USA)
.84. Davenselesport...(USA)
.99. muniu............(POL) 
105. ronim1...........(ISR)
106. mankind..........(RUS) 
128. ilovepaszek......(HKG)
130. Kielian..........(GER) 
138. cosmoose.........(USA)
162. adrygf...........(ESP) 
198. ganymedeyu.......(TPE)

DAY 03 - 27 points [5]
.17. Freakan..........(POL)
.19. Nicjac...........(SUI)
.27. LUXXXAS..........(POL) 
107. croat123.........(DJB)
182. Andiyan..........(NED)

DAY 04 - 49 points [2]
.41. Sund7101.........(USA)
125. Lukasz...........(POL)

DAY 05 - 80 points [13]
..1. mat87to..........(ITA)
..8. cypher_88........(ROU)
.15. Stingray.........(GBR)
.55. gigicat22........(BRA)
.59. hu2891601........(USA) 
.62. smit101..........(AUS)
.79. libre83..........(HUN) 
.90. andrew_uk........(GBR)
102. Wedgie619........(AUS)
123. PAVANALAI........(CHN)
139. Michael_21.......(AUS)
164. fencer...........(UAE)
182. Law_.............(AUS) 

DAY 06 - 162 points [41]
..2. timray...........(BEL)
..3. Drake1980........(CAN)
..4. MH0861...........(USA)
..5. vamos israel.....(ISR)
..6. star.............(CAN)
.10. Fire_Fox.........(UKR)
.11. In The Zone......(USA)
.12. Tomek............(POL)
.13. Aleksz...........(HUN)
.20. FORZA PENNETTA...(ITA)
.22. pierce0415.......(CHN)
.24. wateva...........(SIN)
.26. zveeen...........(GER)
.29. Nadjagina........(MEX)
.31. Cp6uja...........(SRB)
.35. Randriantastic!..(AUS) 
.36. Wrongagain.......(NED)
.38. darkchild........(MAD)
.42. oooo86...........(ISR)
.47. Vicmatibla.......(ESP)
.51. Carofan..........(DEN)
.57. DoctorG..........(ITA)
.63. delicatecutter...(SRB)
.67. Gavnich77........(GBR)
.73. LudwigDvorak.....(USA)
.75. Hantu............(BEL) 
.78. Yarden...........(ISR)
.85. Dor_Y............(ISR)
.91. joe87............(AUT) 
.96. Ceze.............(FRA) 
108. ATH04............(HUN)
126. p@wcio...........(POL)
141. edi1985..........(POL)
144. Daniela86........(SRB)
151. Brenda fan.......(NED)
151. chrono...........(HKG)
169. leoneo...........(CHN)
198. GoV&Rena.........(AUS)
.NR. UDACHi...........(???)
.NR. tony86...........(CHN)
.NR. RRjuki...........(BEL)  

DAY 07 without pick - 204 points [10]
..7. NyCPsU...........(USA)
.40. meelis13.........(EST) 
.44. Ivanovic Fan!!!!.(NED) 
.49. cometz9..........(USA)
.52. riyao............(CHN) 
.56. qczi.............(HUN)
.70. Capriati Rules...(USA)
.95. CuteLatinGirl....(VEN)
134. Norts11..........(GBR)
.NR. iPatty...........(SVK)

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Rations For Day 6

Today's Special: Rematch, The Second
Lindsay DAVENPORT vs Jelena Jankovic

Also on the menu:
Agnes SZAVAY vs PENG Shuai

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Chinese Whispers - Peking Duck



Well! On this, our last day, I thought it would be appropriate to have a local delicacy for our farewell feast to wrap up (literally) the tournament. Thank you to all of you who came and participated, even if we had to throw you into jail for not following rules or whatever. But you get yummy food now, so it all evens out. It was an honour to have all the top eight participating this week, and we can only hope that Suicide GuangzhOHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOOO will have... well, at least eight people participating. Thank you also to Wikipedia for all the pictures, and finally, a special shoutout as always goes to MH0861 who is my champagne supernova in the sky (since it is playing in the background right now)!

So, without further ado, we will crown our champion for this year's BeiJINXED: it is seventh seed NyCPsU! Here is a breakdown of how it worked:

..7. NyCPsU...........(USA) Bye - Peng - Paszek - Morigami - Szavay - Jankovic
.40. meelis13.........(EST) Hingis - Peng - Mauresmo - Morigami - Szavay - Jankovic
.44. Ivanovic Fan!!!!.(NED) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Davenport - Szavay - Jankovic
.49. cometz9..........(USA) Cibulkova - Peng - Szavay - Morigami - Davenport - Jankovic
.52. riyao............(CHN) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Davenport - Szavay - Jankovic
.56. qczi.............(HUN) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Morigami - Szavay - Jankovic
.70. Capriati Rules...(USA) Hingis - Peng - Szavay - Morigami - Davenport - Jankovic
.95. CuteLatinGirl....(VEN) Hingis - Peng - Paszek - Morigami - Szavay - Jankovic
134. Norts11..........(GBR) Cibulkova - Peng - Paszek - Davenport - Szavay - Jankovic
.NR. iPatty...........(SVK) Cibulkova - Peng - Paszek - Davenport - Szavay - Jankovic


All of our final ten picked Peng on day 2, Morigami/Davenport (who won by identical scorelines) on day 4, and Jankovic on day 6, of course. It therefore came down to day 1 (Hingis - lost 5 games, Cibulkova - 8), day 3 (Mauresmo - 4, Paszek - 6, Szavay - 10) and day 5 (Szavay - 6, Davenport - 7).

Thus -
Winner: NyCPsU - 0 + 6 + 6 = 12
Runner-up: meelis13 - 5 + 4 + 6 = 15
Semifinalists (first two of the four tied players to pick on Day 6): Ivanovic Fan!!!! and riyao - 5 + 6 + 6 = 17
Quarterfinalists: qczi and CuteLatinGirl - 5 + 6 + 6 = 17
Norts11 and iPatty. - 8 + 6 + 6 = 20

Honourable mentions: Capriati Rules - 5 + 10 + 7 = 22
cometz9 - 8 + 10 + 7 = 25

And that, as they say, is that! Thank you all and see you soon!

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Chinese Whispers - Tiananmen Square



Comrades! Can you believe it? Our BeiJINXED week is already drawing to a close. I, for one, am hoping for a win by Peng Shuai tonight, as that would make my job of declaring a BeiJINXED champion a hell of a lot easier. But more on that tomorrow...

I am delivering this edition of Chinese Whispers to you from this historical site as rumours of a Suicide revolution have been rife overnight. THERE WILL BE NO SUCH OCCURRENCE!

I hereby denounce the following individuals for attempting to overthrow the Suicide ranks:

ATH04 - Double Picking
Ceze - Double Picking
Fire_Fox - Double Picking
gigicat22 - Spontaneous Regeneration
libre83 - Spontaneous Regeneration
tony86 - Double Picking

Your silent protest did not go unnoticed! I am sure many people would enjoy it if our picks got reset on semi-final day and we could pick the same players again! But RULES ARE RULES AND WE WILL NOT CHANGE THEM! Likewise, we will NOT tolerate spontaneous regeneration (what is with gigicat22 and her supposed special abilities? WHERE IS SYLAR WHEN I NEED HIM!) - if you were foolish enough to pick one Amélie Mauresmo against our compatriot Peng, you will not see the light of Day 6! GUARDS! GIVE THESE PEOPLE A LESSON!

I hope to find you all in a happier place tomorrow, as we crown our BeiJINXED champion. Hugs and kisses (or a beating, delete as appropriate)!!!!

P.S. We still love you, Lindsay!! WIN QUEBEC CITY MAMA!
P.P.S. We are still accepting entries for Suicide GuangzhOHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOOO! Appearance fees negotiable.


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Midweek Chinese Whispers

Comrades! It has been an exciting few days in BeiJINXED! Well, every day is exciting when our favourite mama, Lindsay Davenport, continues her spectacular comeback, of course. But our first brothers and sisters have fallen some got speared by Abigail on day 2, Andiyan fell to the Martina Hingis jinx and my bud Nicjac went with Kuznetsova and Cibulkova and just got Screwedova. But that is the nature of the game!

What is not in the nature of the game, though, is not posting your picks. What is with that, people? Former suicide top-tenner Davenselesport was "thrown off" by the time difference. But the same cannot be said for last year's BeiJINXED finalist, vianzfzf. And forgetting to pick is certainly not befitting of an Australian Open champion! Does Serena Williams forget to show up at a second round match? Oh, this just in: seenop actually withdrew due to an undisclosed injury but has been sighted bargain-hunting in the city centre... now that's more appropriate.

But seriously, comrades. Do you not have suicide BFFs to post your picks on your behalf? I suggest you make some. And then you can lounge around with cinnamontastic treats and play Scrabble after.

Finally, everyone must keep an eye out for gigicat22. He picked Paszek a day early and we fear he might be bending the space-time continuum and hence getting lost and confused. This is not a government-approved skill and we may need to contact our friend Sylar to, umm, deal with the situation.


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BEIJINXED PLAYER PARTY COMRADE CELEBRATIONS
TONIGHT IN THE FORBIDDEN CITY


Brothers! Sisters! ~CANUCK~! My comrades, I officially welcome you to Suicide China 2007: BeiJINXED!

*thunderous applause*
*thunder*



Yes, yes, it's not all fun and games here... after all, we are playing Suicide, aren't we? Every choice can be deadly and all that. And I don't know about you, but Martina Hingis can be a killer these days... and with everyone and their extended family hoping the Swiss doesn't Miss tonight, we could be in for a mass suicide on day 1 but I hope not!! Mariah sends her prayers (to Buddha or Confucius, I guess) and with that sort of divine intervention, how could we go wrong?

This just in! The producers tell me that NINE of you have joined our seeded comrades on day 2! Thank you, Dominika Cibulkova!

It has been a long dry spell of Ranriantastic!less tournaments, but I hope you all haven't missed me too much. Much has changed - so many new faces! and so many old ones struggling in the rankings (but we still love you, i.e. we will pose with you for a picture if we see you begging on the street)! But one thing has remained the same.

People are still picking qualifying matches.

COMRADES! THIS IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN! And I just do not understand how people can get this mixed up! Do you not play Fill In The Qualifying Draw/Tennis Tipping Qualifying/Pick Your Winner Qualifying/Qualifying Is Where It's At OR OTHER RELATED GAMES! No? Well. The matches are clearly marked on the WTATour daily order of play anyway, so you really have no excuse. (And if you are going to come blame me for not posting today's rations... WE WILL TORTURE YOUR FAMILY AND EXPOSE YOU AS A DENOUNCER OF THE COMMUNIST PARTY!)

*cough*

On a more positive note, remember that Suicide celebrations continue next week in GUANGZHOHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOO!!!! Yes, the haters will tell you that we 'stole' it from Luxembourg, in the same way that Our Motherland 'stole' Tibet or Hong Kong or Taiwan or those nuclear weapons. LIES, ALL LIES! And you wonder why we need to censor the media.

So! I hope you all have a delightful time tonight, but don't get lost in the Forbidden City or you may not find your way out (and the owners said we have a 10 pm curfew, I KNOW, EARLY, BUT THAT'S HOW WE ROLL HERE, everyone has to be up at 4 am for official government inspections anyway). Speak to you all again soon!


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Chinese Whispers - The Preview

Yes. It is finally here. The most anticipated return of the year (except for the that of Mimi, maybe, and you can talk to the hand about Britney or the Spice Girls, people).

Let us start with some not-so-subliminal advertising:

I know next week there is some so-called Tier II tournament in Luxembourg, but if you know what's good for you, sign up for the
one hundredth edition of Suicide Tennis at GUANGZHOHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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