This is what is really happening in Prague
Ill go match by match...here ti goes...
cibulkova is a star...she shaked and baked ivanova...even though ivanova has a fair arsenal of shots she had absolutely no chance....cibulkovas serve was coming in at about 160 and she had a lot of fun out there...even psycholigically she can get to her opponent and piss her off...little delays...a walk around the court like she owns it...good girl....
Verdict....unfortunately cibulkova is slovak so the ass wipe czech organisers put her against dulko in the first round instead of against another czech qualifier who she would beat handilly...and if she doesnt beat dulko then she will take a set....remember she almost topped vaidisova in the fed cup...so no bet for me in the first round
Zakopalova - Strycova
These two young ladies....NOT....will meet each other in the first round after winning their qualies today....the suage that came out of strycovas mouth today was worthy of the sailor that she is and the tennis player that she is not....strycova beat voracova today but only because voracova ate something too big and CHOKED...it was sad...it really was....6 double faults in two games....her ground strokes were better but the bitch with the bad mouth won....on the other hand zakopalova went at her match with as business as usual attitude...very cool head....nothing fancy....did her job and left the court...very solid effort
I take Zakopalova hands down to take strycova....And she already managed to beat her once the year quite handily....The media have been writing that strycova has calmed down after recently marrying but i dont think so and i pity the fool who shares a bed with her...
Voracova is the girl who choked with strycova....But she is the Lucky loser....Dechy will comes, see, conquer say merci and au revoir into the next round
Craybas - Hlavackova
Hlavackovas name shouldnt be here....today she was lucky enough to beat gubaczi....who was better....who got injured....who probably started day dreaming about her next round match...well you snooze u lose....
hlavackova is into the first round but craybas will take it easily....
Schruff - Pironkova
My favourite match of the day...i luv schruff because she has won me so much money when she loses....i dont know how she beat pironkova today and i dont care because i didnt bet on the match.....pironkova had so many windows open to her but she chose to close them and eventually beat herself...
Verdict....Schruff into round two...probably against poutchkova...poutchkova to win it...yawn yawn....but easy money.....will let u know about poutchkovas first round match...
kloesel - tanasugarn
the problem is is that tanasugarn is not a tennis player...she doesnt look like one...she doesnt play like one...her shot selection is left and right...and left and right and left and right....but somehow she gets the job done...she had a couple set points but didnt take advantage....shes just too polite....the second set was over in a couple minutes and i missed it...i guess tana just gave up....i was watching kloesel warm up in the morning with schruff....i thought kloesel was schruffs mom....VERY OLD
Will probably play rodionova in the next round....will get back to u with my reccomendation after i see the russian play....
Razzano - Sun
i gotta make this shorter...raz won...but sun is cuter...
Verdict...Razzano to meat either strycova or zakoplaova in the second round and will proceed to the quarters
Ditty - Sequera
Im glad Sequera won....shes not a great tennis player....but she is cool....wrap around sun glasses...very short skirt...makes womens tennis almost watchable...and the pasty white american had nothing on her today
Enjoy your short stay in Prague but the pace of Sequeras shots and not being able to take gifts from your opponents means a second round send home to venezuela from bensova or morigami