Re: 0054 - Suicide Hobart: Till Death Do Us Part © - ENTER IF YOU DARE
Suicide Hobart: Till death do us part ©
-premonition- (no, not the movie starring Sandra Bullock and Julian McMahon which is coming to a cinema near you...)
Given that we have reached the mystical, magical, predestined number of twelve that our Suicide forefathers have ordained to be the minimum for awarding special winner's and runner-up's points...
The inaugural edition of Suicide Hobart is still accepting entrants from those brave souls who dare venture in, naturally, but already it promises to be an event which will be full of intrigue, suspense...
Who will be the first to go? Will it be one of the unranked (tournament director's inability to find them on the list aside) players, who wanders into a forest and gets horribly attacked by a Tasmanian devil? Only time will tell.
Until then, we are honoured to have the presence of each and every one of you with us. In particular, let us give a shout-out to this week's main drawcard, tournament director extraordinaire, the American superstar MH0861, who has been awarded a special ranking of 1 this week and is highly favoured among the experts to take home his fourth Suicide trophy.
Also worthy of mention is the participation of Anna Smashnova-no-longer-Pistolesi - no, wait, my mistake, it's mommiej. Yes, the 14th-ranked player in the world, who took home four titles last year, may once have been disdained for a small-event player, but a spectacular showing at the US Open shut down any such talk.
And lurking as a potential dark horse, we have njtennis11 who has already proved (s)he has what it takes to win a title.
So, sit back... don't relax too much and prepare yourselves - for better or worse... till death do us part.
subject of Dally Randriantefy, the Madagascan Empress
Justine Henin \ Martina Hingis
WTAworld Suicide Tennis: 2007 Bangkok Champion 2006 Wimbledon finalist, Cincinnati semi-finalist, Budapest semi-finalist (MH0861 = #1 tournament director)