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Radwanska will not move from #4 spot She'll be #6 at best and that's if she has a stellar end to the season.

It's likely she'll be a top 8 SEED at AO

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JJ's number of ranking points are the exact same as the last 4 digits of my cellphone number
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JJ's number of ranking points are the exact same as the last 4 digits of my cellphone number
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^^^^^ did you have a nice chit-chat?
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^^^^^ did you have a nice chit-chat?
I have the transcript here:

Spring Pools: Hello Jelena
JJ: Hello? Who is this?

Spring Pools: I am your #1 fan, I watch all your matches on TV!
JJ: What TV? Who? ---hangs up---

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I have the transcript here:

Spring Pools: Hello Jelena
JJ: Hello? Who is this?

Spring Pools: I am your #1 fan, I watch all your matches on TV!
JJ: What TV? Who? ---hangs up---
I was calling Potato, not Jelena.

If I were calling Jelena it'd be more like this:

Spring Pools: Hello Jelena
JJ: Hello? Who is this?

Spring Pools: This is Jesus. I have a message for you from God.
JJ: What is it?

Spring Pools:
Hire a real coach and win them all.
JJ: Okay

Spring Pools: Oh and one more thing, hit your volleys into the open court next time.

*JJ wins a calendar year slam*

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Golden, Spring, Golden.
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should we have end of year jankobitch awards???
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should we have end of year jankobitch awards???
Either Spring or GSJJ will be host... they have epic JJ threads.

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Wozniacki has magnificent shotmaking if you ask me, but it's not the power kind of one. She has to rely on all court tactics to make effective her sweet topspin mix, while still able to hit pretty decent winners when she feels them, especially with the backhand. Despite not making many winners, she's still an agressive baseliner, and she doesn't only win matches by waiting the opponent's mistake, though she can do that at times also.
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Oh god I was watching the Halep match and rediscovered that JJ had 2 Match points to get into a Rome SF Cruel

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should we have end of year jankobitch awards???
Can you post links to previous versions so I can see what you're talking about?

And Tilde, I'd offer to cohost with Luke, but he doesn't like me so I don't think it'll work out.

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Can you post links to previous versions so I can see what you're talking about?

And Tilde, I'd offer to cohost with Luke, but he doesn't like me so I don't think it'll work out.
!?!?!?!?! why must you say such horrible things, when it is the exact opposite and you know this.

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I'm afraid if you co host you two will run off together and start making out or something

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!?!?!?!?! why must you say such horrible things, when it is the exact opposite and you know this.
It was a joke



we obviously know that I hate you, not the other way around

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I was calling Potato, not Jelena.

If I were calling Jelena it'd be more like this:

Spring Pools: Hello Jelena
JJ: Hello? Who is this?

Spring Pools: This is Jesus. I have a message for you from God.
JJ: What is it?

Spring Pools:
Hire a real coach and win them all.
JJ: Okay

Spring Pools: Oh and one more thing, hit your volleys into the open court next time.

*JJ wins a calendar year slam*
A foolproof plan, we must get her number. Although I'm not quite convinced she takes orders/advice from anyone, not even divine entities.

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