Re: The 15 word max create-a-locker-room-confrontation thread for JJ's New Season!
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?
Amelie: I have a bottle of ze champaign, we could have le picnic all together.
"There is no difference if you won a Grand Slam or you didn't win a Grand Slam."