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I think Jelena beat BYE the other week in 3 tiebreaks. It was a shitfest, but she got it done.

There is a funny thing about Jelena. In Dubai she beat Zanevska 64 63 in R1, and within a few days, Zanevska lost to Johanna Konta 61 60 Jelena is hilarious

Jelena will probably get Vandeweghe and lose in straights when Hot Coco hits 29 aces

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She's lost to BYEs before

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I think Jelena beat BYE the other week in 3 tiebreaks. It was a shitfest, but she got it done.

There is a funny thing about Jelena. In Dubai she beat Zanevska 64 63 in R1, and within a few days, Zanevska lost to Johanna Konta 61 60 Jelena is hilarious

Jelena will probably get Vandeweghe and lose in straights when Hot Coco hits 29 aces
Whatever, she'll win it regardless - she's going to win IW then get to the SF of RG and lose 6-1 6-2 or some shit like that to Pomenika who will win her first GS - worst thing though is that she'll beat Serena along the way

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I think Jelena beat BYE the other week in 3 tiebreaks. It was a shitfest, but she got it done.

There is a funny thing about Jelena. In Dubai she beat Zanevska 64 63 in R1, and within a few days, Zanevska lost to Johanna Konta 61 60 Jelena is hilarious

Jelena will probably get Vandeweghe and lose in straights when Hot Coco hits 29 aces

You do this every time. Draw is not even out and you talk how she will lose 1st match. Why you are so negative.
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Jelena needs to bring the headband back

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Jelena needs to bring the headband back
Wasn't even a headband, more like a ribbon wrapped around her head

Also, can you believe this was 6 years ago???
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To give an idea of what they're defending in March, here's how the ranking (after Serena & Na) should change with 10 points (for first round) replacing last years points at Indian Wells:

3 Radwanska 5575
4 Azarenka 5441
5 Halep 4395
6 Jankovic 4385
7 Sharapova 4216
8 Kvitova 4125
9 Kerber 4050
10 Errani 3775

And with 20 points replacing both IW and Miami:

3 Azarenka 5451
4 Radwanska 5135
5 Halep 4325
6 Kvitova 4055
7 Kerber 3980
8 Jankovic 3945
9 Errani 3535
10 Sharapova 3526
So it seems as long as JJ plays to her seeding her top 8 ranking will be safe
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Disgusting I know.
I have to wait til I get home to good rep this

And last night I was bit by the Negative Gnat. Jelena will do the double in IW this year

Last year I can see her doing GOAT at the first of the big tournies. Win IW, Madrid, Montreal, Tokyo, etc but flop at Miami and Beijing and Cincy

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Jankovic at her dramatic best will lead, throw the lead away, spot you a massive lead in the third set, decide to come back with some blazing retrieving and backhands, almost comeback, and then hand you the win, possibly with back to back double faults or netted forehands. You have no agency in this match. You might start to wonder if you have free will. Perhaps solipsism is true after all - is it Jankovic's world and you're simply allowed to live exist in it? It's basically existential waterboarding.
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Since Serena is playing IW this year, JJ will peak early so she can flop to her again

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Since Serena is playing IW this year, JJ will peak early so she can flop to her again
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Indian Wells draw later out today.
JJ needs an easy draw, HAS to stay away from Sharapova, Wozniacki, Halep & Kerber.
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Indian Wells draw later out today.
JJ needs an easy draw, HAS to stay away from Sharapova, Wozniacki, Halep & Kerber.
Someone like McHale would be good in R2. Fresh off the final in Acapulco, but JJ is still better than her.

A shame she can't draw Mel in R2

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Someone like McHale would be good in R2. Fresh off the final in Acapulco, but JJ is still better than her.

A shame she can't draw Mel in R2
I'd actually be afraid of McHale

She was playing very well in Mexico. I want someone less consistent at the current moment for Jecalina.

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Jankovic at her dramatic best will lead, throw the lead away, spot you a massive lead in the third set, decide to come back with some blazing retrieving and backhands, almost comeback, and then hand you the win, possibly with back to back double faults or netted forehands. You have no agency in this match. You might start to wonder if you have free will. Perhaps solipsism is true after all - is it Jankovic's world and you're simply allowed to live exist in it? It's basically existential waterboarding.
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