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Oh look who it is... Happy birthday!

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Federer wouldn't want to play with Empress - he pretends to dislike her
He should have listened Jelena when she told him to focus on his own game years ago. And now Jelena is attacking TOP4 again and Olderer is few spots away to be removed from TOP10.

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Wasn't Fed the one who complained about JJ once and she basically said to mind his own business?

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Jankovic at her dramatic best will lead, throw the lead away, spot you a massive lead in the third set, decide to come back with some blazing retrieving and backhands, almost comeback, and then hand you the win, possibly with back to back double faults or netted forehands. You have no agency in this match. You might start to wonder if you have free will. Perhaps solipsism is true after all - is it Jankovic's world and you're simply allowed to live exist in it? It's basically existential waterboarding.
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Well what happened was Jelena and her BFF Sarin were complaining about having to play on the helicopter court (Empress) and the graveyard court (Serena) and Federer basically told them to stop complaining and that they should be happy to be playing anywhere. Then he started bitching about how he would never want to have to play on one of those courts... So Jelena told him to mind his own business and focus on his game.

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Wasn't Fed the one who complained about JJ once and she basically said to mind his own business?
Yeah, he made few nasty comments about Jelena as #1....

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JJ is still #8 according to TBE's rankings though. JJ is guaranteed 210 points because of Istanbul being a 17th result I believe. So around the 4000 mark. Is that correct?
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Thanks for the happy birthday, but I was diagnosed with glandular fever about 8 hours ago after feeling shitty for the past 5 days.

Great way to spend my 21st birthday, right? :P

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Thanks for the happy birthday, but I was diagnosed with glandular fever about 8 hours ago after feeling shitty for the past 5 days.

Great way to spend my 21st birthday, right? :P
happy birthday!!! now you can drink alcohol legally in the states!
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Happy birthday.

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Jankovic at her dramatic best will lead, throw the lead away, spot you a massive lead in the third set, decide to come back with some blazing retrieving and backhands, almost comeback, and then hand you the win, possibly with back to back double faults or netted forehands. You have no agency in this match. You might start to wonder if you have free will. Perhaps solipsism is true after all - is it Jankovic's world and you're simply allowed to live exist in it? It's basically existential waterboarding.
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Happy birthday, mate. Go out shopping and buy yourself a mansion, JJ style.

I cheer on scrubs.

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Thanks for the happy birthday, but I was diagnosed with glandular fever about 8 hours ago after feeling shitty for the past 5 days.

Great way to spend my 21st birthday, right? :P
Happy Birthday Mate, get well soon.
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happy birthday!!!!

feliz cumpleaños, like we say here in my country!
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hey, i have doubt: is there possibility that jelena draws kerber in RR? i want jelena to take revenge on that copenhagen loss

actually i don't mind jelena drawing, i feel like she's got a shot against all but serena and azarenka (maybe with azarenka too).
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Just as long as she's healthy and match fit. A loss to freakin' ERRANI wouldn't bother me if it meant JJ is fully fit and can play at a competitive level.

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Jankovic at her dramatic best will lead, throw the lead away, spot you a massive lead in the third set, decide to come back with some blazing retrieving and backhands, almost comeback, and then hand you the win, possibly with back to back double faults or netted forehands. You have no agency in this match. You might start to wonder if you have free will. Perhaps solipsism is true after all - is it Jankovic's world and you're simply allowed to live exist in it? It's basically existential waterboarding.
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