Re: Jelena Jankovic Cheering Thread - 2013 Season - Volume 14
Jelena's draw is easier every day
Caroline lost, Agnieszka lost too. I guess Serena is going to tank to 1st decent player. Only Na is a threat.
The Brainless Pusher
Ernests Gulbis, Marin Cilic, John Isner
Gilles Simon, Nicolas Almagro, Tommy Haas, Jack Sock
Kimiko Date Krumm, Tomas Berdych, Michail Youzhny, Daniel Brands
Elena Dementieva, Julia Cohen, Anna Chakvetadze
I'm afraid she's more than enough.
But let's beat one-legged Bojanovski first.
I am really hoping BoJo Jo Jo doesn't pull one of those tournaments out of her ass where she plays injured, beats 3 quality opponents in a row all in 3 sets, just to lose to a top player in the QFs something like 61 62.
It's gotten to the point where I get SO NERVOUS for Jelena, that in my timezone her match should be over/in the middle of it by the time I wake up for work, so I won't have to fret all day watching live scores update
The match before hers is a women's double match (I have no idea why a doubles match is on court 1 at the very beginning instead of court 6 and last of the day) so hopefully that goes by quickly. My poor soul cannot take it anymore
Jankovic at her dramatic best will lead, throw the lead away, spot you a massive lead in the third set, decide to come back with some blazing retrieving and backhands, almost comeback, and then hand you the win, possibly with back to back double faults or netted forehands. You have no agency in this match. You might start to wonder if you have free will. Perhaps solipsism is true after all - is it Jankovic's world and you're simply allowed to live exist in it? It's basically existential waterboarding.