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Even though I'm not surprised this came out of her mouth (I said exactly this to Zoja on Tuesday that she wouldn't try on grass & doesn't care) I'm furious Please tank your doubles, take your paycheck & go home. This attitude sums everything up about Jelena. It's completely disrespectful to her fans (the ones she has left) & the millions who would kill to be in her position. If you hate grass that much, just boycott & your place can be given to so someone who has worked hard & deserves it. Errani & Stosur are examples of players who are completely inept on grass & they know it, but you would never hear this shit from them.

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Can't put a simple forehand volley away on set point in singles, but can beat a seeded team in doubles.

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Jankovic at her dramatic best will lead, throw the lead away, spot you a massive lead in the third set, decide to come back with some blazing retrieving and backhands, almost comeback, and then hand you the win, possibly with back to back double faults or netted forehands. You have no agency in this match. You might start to wonder if you have free will. Perhaps solipsism is true after all - is it Jankovic's world and you're simply allowed to live exist in it? It's basically existential waterboarding.
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Can't put a simple forehand volley away on set point in singles, but can beat a seeded team in doubles.

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It's her "interesting" volleys. In doubles the players are so surprised that she's hitting back to them that they mess up.

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What tennis intelligence? You should've learned by now how to properly serve and volley, it ain't freaking nuclear physics or some well kept secret known only to few people in the world. You have volley skills of a snail who just got ran over by a truck. Nonexistent. If that doesn't insult your "tennis intelligence", then nothing else should.

I swear, she is the epitome of stupidity, I have no words. I was over her yesterday's loss and of course, she had to open her mouth and piss me off again...
Jelena talking about her "tennis intelligence" like she's the second coming of Albert Einstein.

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I expected AMG and Chan to win.

I can't believe in the past ~2 months doubles GS champ Anabel Medina Garrigues lost to empress 3 times in doubles

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Jelena talking about her "tennis intelligence" like she's the second coming of Albert Einstein.
Hey - she never announced her IQ. Maybe she's smarter than Marion (who is smarter than Einstein)

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The WTA will celebrate four decades of growth and achievement with an amazing gathering of WTA World No.1s at the All-England Club in London this coming Sunday, June 30.

on wta say 19 no 1 will attend but i know there is 21.did they count jj caro and dinara?just joking probably they did.
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The WTA will celebrate four decades of growth and achievement with an amazing gathering of WTA World No.1s at the All-England Club in London this coming Sunday, June 30.

on wta say 19 no 1 will attend but i know there is 21.did they count jj caro and dinara?just joking probably they did.
Ah, I wondered why Dinara was in London.

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''It is always like that. When the draw opens, i stop, when it is tough i go forward, it is unwritten rule. I don't know why.'' - Janković said
Because you are an unwritten idiot JJ...
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Vesna was just playing out of her mind and Jelena looked confused. Overall, this tournament is a shint and a lot of big names have already lost, so let's not blame on her, she can't play on grass when she faces an in-form player. At least she's trying to win some doubles and I hope she appears on that royal party.
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Re: Jelena Jankovic Cheering Thread - 2013 Season - Volume 14

Jelena will never learn, she spouts the same recycled nonsense over and over.

2008 after US Open final - shouldn't have wasted set points... good learning experience... blahblah

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''It is always like that. When the draw opens, i stop, when it is tough i go forward, it is unwritten rule. I don't know why.'' - Janković said
Srsly?

Woman, for goodness' sake, please stop doing this... Please stop repeating nonsense

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Re: Jelena Jankovic Cheering Thread - 2013 Season - Volume 14

Does JJ always say moronic stuff like this? I know we hear her say outrageous things but they are usually taken as a joke and usually light hearted, but does she realize her saying this makes her sound pretty stupid? She's claiming "big serve, volley, boom boom point over" is INSULTING to her tennis "intelligence"? Does she think there's only one way to play tennis? How the hell does she think the Williams sister's won Wimbledon 5 times each? THAT'S WHAT IT TAKE GURL. Basically saying playing on grass insults her tennis intelligence proves she doesn't have that much tennis intelligence to begin with

Jelena, shanking forehands and dumping volleys into the net and double faulting is not the only way to play tennis... learn to adapt and just play...

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I expected AMG and Chan to win.

I can't believe in the past ~2 months doubles GS champ Anabel Medina Garrigues lost to empress 3 times in doubles
Lucic won AO '98 with Hingis so she's a doubles champ too
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