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Re: The JJ Forum Random Muttering Thread - Totally Off Topic! episode 3.

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But the low one is also bad, it gives me tachycardias and fainting spells among other things - when I get really angry and frustrated my heart goes into such an overdrive, that I actually try to avoid getting into conflicts.
OMG, you have fainting spells as well?
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lol. I'm not even gonna try to read all this.
Reading can be tough

Maybe something like this would be easier

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lol. I'm not even gonna try to read all this.
Me neither.

Too much quoting going on.

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Re: The JJ Forum Random Muttering Thread - Totally Off Topic! episode 3.

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Thrash all those fistpumping ballbashers.
It was just a practice .
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That's the spirit!
I know!
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When you go to Belgrade, how will curse words help you?
Well I have to defend myself from evil people like Ma somehow .
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I played at school, but now I'm too antisocial to join a team
You don't seem antisocial...
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I'm happy that my neighbours don't get at me for playing folk music
Lucky you .
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I don't think you understand how bad it is
It can't be worse than the villages from here. Trust me, I've seen a lot during my life .
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Brena isn't slutty
I know, Brena is love!
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It's so obvious
Yes .
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Destroy the fistpumper!
There was nothing to destroy today . And its better like this as um well I am not playing exactly good right now .
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But the low one is also bad, it gives me tachycardias and fainting spells among other things - when I get really angry and frustrated my heart goes into such an overdrive, that I actually try to avoid getting into conflicts.
Poor baby gurl, having all this health issues at such a young age .
Or maybe you are as ancient as Ma?

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Re: The JJ Forum Random Muttering Thread - Totally Off Topic! episode 3.

How much of an idiot can you be, if you don't take with you a cap when you have a tennis practice from 4 to 5 pm and there are +32 degrees outside? .

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Re: The JJ Forum Random Muttering Thread - Totally Off Topic! episode 3.

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Well I have to defend myself from evil people like Ma somehow .
Use your fists
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You don't seem antisocial...
I rarely go out because I'm of people. If I go out, I sit in a corner

I'm thinking about going to a Serbian dance party tomorrow night? They will be playing music like this. Do you think that I should go?
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Lucky you .
I kinda play it at all hours of the day and night
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It can't be worse than the villages from here. Trust me, I've seen a lot during my life.
Actually, you're right
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I know, Brena is love!
Brena
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Yes .
I don't want people to think that I'm weird
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There was nothing to destroy today . And its better like this as um well I am not playing exactly good right now .
What's wrong with your game?
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How much of an idiot can you be, if you don't take with you a cap when you have a tennis practice from 4 to 5 pm and there are +32 degrees outside? .
You must have fried

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Re: The JJ Forum Random Muttering Thread - Totally Off Topic! episode 3.

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Use your fists
I am against violence .
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I rarely go out because I'm of people. If I go out, I sit in a corner

I'm thinking about going to a Serbian dance party tomorrow night? They will be playing music like this. Do you think that I should go?
But it's not like they are gonna bite you or anything .

Parties . Serbian parties . You have to go, plus the music seems amaze as well !
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I kinda play it at all hours of the day and night
Oh so you really like it . Oh and as I am typing this "Aspirin" started , Seka .
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Actually, you're right
Of course I am .
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I don't want people to think that I'm weird
Different doesn't mean weird.
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What's wrong with your game?
I am playing like Puppy reloaded right now .
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You must have fried
Yeah .

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Re: The JJ Forum Random Muttering Thread - Totally Off Topic! episode 3.

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lol. I'm not even gonna try to read all this.
amen to that - anyone remember when we used to have random muttering here?


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I am against violence .
So am I . However, some people can get quite aggressive when they are angry

Which poster could this be? (ignore where it says that the driver is a guy!)

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But it's not like they are gonna bite you or anything.
Some people might and get
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Parties. Serbian parties. You have to go, plus the music seems amaze as well !
Okay, I will try to go tomorrow night
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Oh so you really like it . Oh and as I am typing this "Aspirin" started , Seka .
Seka . However, I think that she has better songs than Aspirin
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Of course I am .
Yeah, the village in the Borat movie was actually in Romania. I watched a documentary about it
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Different doesn't mean weird.
I just don't seem to get on with people in Brisbane
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I am playing like Puppy reloaded right now .
I feel so sorry for you
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Yeah .
Is your face all red now?

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Re: The JJ Forum Random Muttering Thread - Totally Off Topic! episode 3.

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So am I . However, some people can get quite aggressive when they are angry

Which poster could this be? (ignore where it says that the driver is a guy!)
Naima? Ma?
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Some people might and get

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Okay, I will try to go tomorrow night
have fun and don't too much
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Seka . However, I think that she has better songs than Aspirin
I have to believe you as I haven't heard any other songs by miss Seka.
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Yeah, the village in the Borat movie was actually in Romania. I watched a documentary about it
Oh my . Well not our villages look like that, really
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I just don't seem to get on with people in Brisbane
But you seem nice and friendly.
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I feel so sorry for you
This is disastrous .
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Is your face all red now?
Not really.

Martin, can you explain me how we always end up quoting each other like 31248578941150654 times?

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Re: The JJ Forum Random Muttering Thread - Totally Off Topic! episode 3.

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Naima? Ma?
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have fun and don't too much
I won't at all
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I have to believe you as I haven't heard any other songs by miss Seka.
I'll PM you another Seka song so that people don't get at me
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Oh my . Well not our villages look like that, really
Villages are interesting, but only if people don't chase you
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But you seem nice and friendly.
Thanks , but I find it easier to deal with people online
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This is disastrous .
My suggestion - fake and injury and take some time off
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Not really.
Good
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Martin, can you explain me how we always end up quoting each other like 31248578941150654 times?
I'm not sure, but I sense that it will give people another reason to at me

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I won't at all
Good .
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I'll PM you another Seka song so that people don't get at me
Thanks .
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Villages are interesting, but only if people don't chase you
They chased you in Ripanj? Rude!
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Thanks , but I find it easier to deal with people online
I find it easier as well sometimes.
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My suggestion - fake and injury and take some time off
I may do that. There is no way I am going to play a match tomorrow just to embarrass myself .
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I'm not sure, but I sense that it will give people another reason to at me
yeah, but this time they will at me too.

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Thanks .
Balkan
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They chased you in Ripanj? Rude!
Have you been asleep or something?

Ripanj is because that's where people chased me and tried to steal my phone
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I find it easier as well sometimes.
Are you a social person?
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I may do that. There is no way I am going to play a match tomorrow just to embarrass myself .
Arrive at the court, say that you're very exciting to be there, then pretend to twist your ankle when you're warming up
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yeah, but this time they will at me too.
People had better be nice to you!

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Re: The JJ Forum Random Muttering Thread - Totally Off Topic! episode 3.

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Balkan
I listened to it and I thought it was a nice song .
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Have you been asleep or something?

Ripanj is because that's where people chased me and tried to steal my phone
Actually yes, I just woke up from my nap .

And you never told me about your adventures in the wild wild east so how would I know?
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Are you a social person?
Usually I am pretty social and it's pretty easy for me to get along with new people but sometimes I just don't feel like socializing a lot so internet is easier .
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Arrive at the court, say that you're very exciting to be there, then pretend to twist your ankle when you're warming up
I won't even bother going to the courts .
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People had better be nice to you!

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I listened to it and I thought it was a nice song .


Could you understand what she was singing about?
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Actually yes, I just woke up from my nap .


Did you have a dream?
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And you never told me about your adventures in the wild wild east so how would I know?
I remember posting about my adventures in Bulgaria, Romania and Serbia in this thread
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Usually I am pretty social and it's pretty easy for me to get along with new people but sometimes I just don't feel like socializing a lot so internet is easier .
I sometimes look at the ground when people try to make eye contact with me
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I won't even bother going to the courts .
How far are the courts from your mansion?

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