Somewhere in the US, Jelena Jankovic decided to work on her serve... A panel of jurors was assembled in order to give Jelena an assessment on her progress.
"Oh, uhm, sorryyyy! That wasn't supposed to happen, was it? Girls, what am I doing wrong?"
Elena Dementieva (RUS) - jury member #1:
"Don't worry Jelena, things will get worse... No, better, I meant better! Just look at my serve now! You'll get there one day."
Maria Sharapova (Transnational) - jury member #2:
"Elena, your serve is still, like uhm, complete mess... JJ, I'll show you how it should be done when my shoulder recovers in, like, 2010. Even years are, like, totally better for me, so that's why I won't waste my shoulder on a odd year."
Serena Williams (USA) - jury member #3:
"You go, gurl! That's fab! [
I'm so gonna end this year at #1, bitch!