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Royal Court, Maria's Orchestra, Don't Knock the Dok... blah blah blah.
Time for us to join in the fun

Pick a title and put it in your sig. Simple as that.
The title you choose will have to fit in with the theme of Clinic; ie. mental institution, physio, hospital.
Edit: We have now expanded this to include spas and beauty salons.
Have fun

Titles:

schorsch - Official Masseur of the Jelena Clinic
Princeza - Official Psychiatrist of the Jelena Clinic
Ellery - Official Respiratory Therapist of the Jelena Clinic
Mikey. - Official Kleenex Supplier of the Jelena Clinic
louisa. - Official Morphine Injector of the Jelena Clinic
justine schnyder - Official Trainer of the Jelena Clinic
Wayn77 - Official Manicurist, Pedicurist and Towel Tidier of the Jelena Clinic
MaBaker - Official Glitter Supplier of the Jelena Clinic
Associated - Official Laboratory Consultant of the Jelena Clinic
дalex - Official Plastic Surgeon of the Jelena Clinic
MagicMilan - Official Gynaecologist of the Jelena Clinic
lepa brena - Official Tranquilliser Tester, Guinea Pig and Euthanizer of the Jelena Clinic
iheartjelenaj - Official Immunologist of the Jelena Clinic
Kampi - Official Guru, Sensei and Sigmund Freud of the Jelena Clinic
ivanban - Official Hawk-Eye Specialist Optician of the Jelena Clinic
Oneofakind0490 - Official Pre Match Hair & Make-Up Artist of the Jelena Clinic
Optima - Official Chocolate Chip Cookie Baker of the Jelena Clinic
Wrekin – Official Air Ambulance Pilot of the Jelena Clinic
Hashim. - Official On-Court Medical Timeout Doctor of the Jelena Clinic
VirginMary - Glamour Overdose Nurse of the Jelena Clinic
Ian Aberdon – Official Condom, Porsche and Haggis Supplier of the Jelena Clinic
JustDoIt - Official Tampon Supplier of the Jelena Clinic
~Kiera~ - Official Picnicographer of the Jelena Clinic
josic – Official Acting Instructor of the Jelena Clinic
Пепи. - Official Drama and Dancing Queen of the Jelena Clinic
Tashi - Official Alcohol Supplier of the Jelena Clinic
Michael27 - Official Hairspray and Banana Supplier of the Jelena Clinic
JadeFox - Official Bitchslapper and Ghetto Therapist of the Jelena Clinic
jj_625 - Official Supplier of Matching Nail Polish for the Jelena Clinic
Wyna - Official Pharmacist of the Jelena Clinic
Јована – Official Water [Vodka] Supplier of the Jelena Clinic
Kim’s_Fan_4ever - Official Mascara Malfunction Specialist of the JJ Clinic
ms_nut - Official Heart Transplant Doctor of the Jelena Clinic
Foon_JJ - Official Chocolate Supplier of the Jelena Clinic
Chrono - Official ER Docter of the Jelena Clinic
orinocoy – Official Nutritionist and Hotel Room Guide of the Jelena Clinic
Illusionist - Official Feet Guardian of the Jelena Clinic
charlieluvtennis - Official Launderette Service Provider of the Jelena Clinic
oneandonly - Official Good Luck Charm of the Jelena Clinic
pica_pica - Official Accompanist of the Jelena Clinic
Bruno71 - Official Bonebreaker of the Jelena Clinic
Caralenko - Official Diva Cup of the Jelena Clinic
kikiriki - Official Sneki's Water Bottle of the Jelena Clinic


Long live the walls we crashed through
While the kingdom lights shined just for me and you...

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post #2 of 429 (permalink) Old Jan 22nd, 2009, 01:53 PM
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I'm gonna be her official masseur

Sharapova, Jankovic, Zvonareva !
Kirilenko, Vesnina, Dokic, Bacsinszky, Jovanovski, Pironkova
Official Greek Guardian of the Maria Mafia & Don't Knock the Dok
Official Masseur of the Jelena Clinic
Djokovic, Davydenko, Tipsarevic, Wawrinka, Baghdatis, Gulbis, Troicki, Kyrgios

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Psychiatrist

Serbian and Croatian idiots
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post #4 of 429 (permalink) Old Jan 22nd, 2009, 02:01 PM
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ok

Sharapova, Jankovic, Zvonareva !
Kirilenko, Vesnina, Dokic, Bacsinszky, Jovanovski, Pironkova
Official Greek Guardian of the Maria Mafia & Don't Knock the Dok
Official Masseur of the Jelena Clinic
Djokovic, Davydenko, Tipsarevic, Wawrinka, Baghdatis, Gulbis, Troicki, Kyrgios
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It's like cool epilepsy.
 
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Hmm. Interesting question.
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post #6 of 429 (permalink) Old Jan 22nd, 2009, 02:03 PM
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Got it.

Can I be the official Respiratory Therapist?
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post #7 of 429 (permalink) Old Jan 22nd, 2009, 02:06 PM
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Ellery

Sharapova, Jankovic, Zvonareva !
Kirilenko, Vesnina, Dokic, Bacsinszky, Jovanovski, Pironkova
Official Greek Guardian of the Maria Mafia & Don't Knock the Dok
Official Masseur of the Jelena Clinic
Djokovic, Davydenko, Tipsarevic, Wawrinka, Baghdatis, Gulbis, Troicki, Kyrgios
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Official Kleenex Supplier
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post #9 of 429 (permalink) Old Jan 22nd, 2009, 02:10 PM
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hopefully at least somebody gets my joke in terms of Jelena Clinic

Sharapova, Jankovic, Zvonareva !
Kirilenko, Vesnina, Dokic, Bacsinszky, Jovanovski, Pironkova
Official Greek Guardian of the Maria Mafia & Don't Knock the Dok
Official Masseur of the Jelena Clinic
Djokovic, Davydenko, Tipsarevic, Wawrinka, Baghdatis, Gulbis, Troicki, Kyrgios
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I will be... the official morphine injector





thank you schorschie


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Helping revive fainted JJ fans
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I'll be the official trainer!!!1

Henin, Schnyder, Jankovic, Aga Radwanska, Cornet


Official Trainer of the Jelena Clinic

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HEY, I am the masseur maybe you could be her foot cooler she needs it this days

Sharapova, Jankovic, Zvonareva !
Kirilenko, Vesnina, Dokic, Bacsinszky, Jovanovski, Pironkova
Official Greek Guardian of the Maria Mafia & Don't Knock the Dok
Official Masseur of the Jelena Clinic
Djokovic, Davydenko, Tipsarevic, Wawrinka, Baghdatis, Gulbis, Troicki, Kyrgios
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Or pedicurist in general...
and then in your sig : Now AO special: Foot Cooling Deluxe

Sharapova, Jankovic, Zvonareva !
Kirilenko, Vesnina, Dokic, Bacsinszky, Jovanovski, Pironkova
Official Greek Guardian of the Maria Mafia & Don't Knock the Dok
Official Masseur of the Jelena Clinic
Djokovic, Davydenko, Tipsarevic, Wawrinka, Baghdatis, Gulbis, Troicki, Kyrgios
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