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post #1 of 66 (permalink) Old Sep 10th, 2008, 07:23 AM Thread Starter
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Jelena's handbag

A wee bit of fun before the End of The World...

Imagine Jelena in a nightclub, be it Libby Lu, or Stringfellows (where Jamie goes ) dancing around her $1,000 handbag. What would she carry in said handbag?

I'll start, as it's my thread... :

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Glitter.


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A book from Goran Ivanisevic "How to serve it out" And a learning video "How to improve my serve".......Btw, I hope this would really be the case.

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A mirror-that she pulls out every five minutes to make sure her makeup is still in place.

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This could be quite a big handbag...
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First aid kit

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This could be quite a big handbag...
Or "Mary Poppins" bag
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Hairspray for her perfect hair
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I think there has to be a credit card in there, and a Sony Ericsson phone (gold-coloured) and a spare pair of Laboutin shoes (better make this a small suitcase)
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Keys to her Porsche...
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A bottle of water for Snezana

Paperclips to keep Nemanja occupied
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Never make fun of a woman and her handbag (from my experience anyway)

I'm guessing a recent handbag addition would be a ball of wool and knitting needles...
after her recent vacation to the Serbian countryside.
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Super strength glasses for those all important challenges ...


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If Jelena clobbered you with her handbag, you SURE would know about it!!!
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On humid days - a small towel so she can carefully dab her face.
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Great thread.

A picture... of herself!
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