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post #1 of 150 (permalink) Old Apr 6th, 2008, 10:04 AM Thread Starter
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A little bit of fun...

SONY ERICSSON PHONE DRESS...only Jelena
TAXI DRIVER TAKES HER TO WRONG VENUE (OZ)...only Jelena
WALKS INTO WRONG BEDROOM...only Jelena

What else is "only Jelena"?

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Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht it's a braw moonlicht nicht the nicht
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post #2 of 150 (permalink) Old Apr 6th, 2008, 10:07 AM
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Underwear changing on court?!

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Collapses (with a heap of giggles), legs pointing skywards into the Sony Ericsson advertising hoarding underneath the umpires chair.
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Started 07 in New Zealand ranked outside the top 10 wins the title and finishes the year ranked in the top 5

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Wears a leopard dress and tells everyone "I feel in a tiger mood"
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Has an imaginary coach...
Says how tired she is, then signs up to more tournaments...
Takes the longest route possible around the world...
Laughs during a point...
Says "I don't want to die"...

Quote:
Q. So it went under or through the net?
JELENA JANKOVIC: I think through or underneath, and then somehow -- I have no idea...

Q. It went through the net.
JELENA JANKOVIC: Through the net? Under the net?
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post #7 of 150 (permalink) Old Apr 6th, 2008, 01:16 PM
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Doubles over in giggles when her opponent uses all three of her challenges (unsuccessfully) in under 90 seconds. She knows she shouldn't, but... it's so funny.
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Sends for a trainer... to fix her shoe, and also asks the umpire to get someone to fetch her hairspray ... whilst she's on court!!! (USO '07)

I'm sure it's aganst all kinds of rules at the AELTC, and she just manages to stop herself from planting a snog on her MxD partner when he FINALLY makes a good return in the closing stages of their championship run! (Doesn't stop her from promising him... well... I'll let y'all recall, on British National Television, though!!!)


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Cajoles a ballboy to sit in her absent partner's chair for two minutes during a mixed doubles match and covers his legs with a towel.
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Stopped by customs for smuggling bananas

And stopped by poilce for speeding and tries to bribe them
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Invite the press over to her as-yet unfinished house for cookies and a movie, only to also say that she has a gate to keep them out
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I love this thread! The ballboy moment was quality Jelena

How about taking god-knows how many hours and 12-10 in the 3rd set wi win R1 of a Grand Slam as the #3 seed?!

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Yes Bluehaze I laughed out loud at that one!

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Pink hair extensions

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Running through the crowd in a dripping wet see through dress to get to an interview.

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