JJ relaxing on beach under hot Miami sun. Season is almost finished and Jelena is catching some well deserved break before YEC.
After some time she’s had enough of sun and leaves to the cabins to change her bikini in some more appropriate clothing. She approaches
one cabin that appears to be free and opens the door. But alas, cabin was already occupied and in it was no other than her
nemesis – Justine Henin!!! Jelena immediately thought in herself: “OMG, not again!!! Wasn’t that hotel-incident embarrassing enough?!!!”
Justine was stunned as hell too, but just stood in cabin like statue, unable to let her voice out.
Justine appeared to be quite busty and JJ noted that instantly.
JJ: ”Errrmm, Hi, again Justine. What you’re doing here in Miami?!!! I’m crazy, so it’s not that surprising that I traveled half a world for nothing, but you……!!!”
Justine: “So what if I came here?!!! There’s nothing wrong with indulging myself with some nice vacation.”
JJ: “I guess not. But still, I’m quite surprised for seeing you in Miami, let alone in this cabin. Anyway….what’s all that with you being so busty?!!!”
Justine: “Sorry, what?!!!!!”
JJ: “Isn’t your flat-chestiness one of most recognizable attributes of yours?!!! I mean, there’s no need for you to put socks there, honey.”
Justine: “First of all, it’s none of your business how my chests are looking. And second of all, that’s not socks! Uhmm….I mean….”
JJ: “Not socks!!!!! Then what?!!!!”
Justine: “It’s none of your business, leave me alone!!!”
JJ: “OK, let me just take a little peek, I won’t tell anyone, honest.
Justine: “NO!!! Go away!!!”
Jelena reaches for Justine’s bath-suit, pulls it a bit and……
To her astonishment tennis-ball wrapped up in sock fell out from Justine’s bath-suit. JJ controlled herself from bursting to MEGA-laughter and calmly said to Justine:
JJ: “Oh sweety, there’s really no need for such things. You should be proud of your body, you’re very fit and not having any bust isn’t a big deal”
Justine: “Just shut up, flat-face! I’m leaving and don’t try to accidently bump on my door in hotel!!! Or else….!”
JJ: “OK, no need to be offensive. Have a nice day (bitch).”
So, Justine left to her hotel and JJ finally had cabin all to herself. JJ put her bikini on the cabin-wall and continued changing her clothing. Suddenly a hand appeared above from cabin next to Jelena’s and took her bikini. JJ didn’t noticed that, being busy with changing clothes, but after few seconds she looked up to take her bikini and pack it into her bag and it was missing. She immediately ran out of cabin and spotted what appeared to be blond girl dressed in bathrobe running away with her bikini. JJ without hesitation started chasing a thief (despite complete fatigue due to 237185 matches she played this year). After 200m Jelena finally was able to stop blondie, so she threw herself on to blondie and they both fell on ground. Still not knowing the thief’s face, cause blondie was lying faced down to ground, Jelena started screaming on her:
JJ: “Are you crazy?!!! Why did you stolen my bikini?!!!”
Jelena rolled over poor girl to see who is she talking to, but…
JJ: “Bloody hell, WTF?!!!!! It is you Pierre Yves!!!!! You freak, what are you trying?!!!!!”
Pierre Yves, totally embarrassed tried to say something in his defense but JJ continued to scream at him:
JJ: “Are you insane?!!! No wonder Justine divorced from you! Who knows what you’ve been doing to her when she now puts tennis balls in her bath-suit. Just give me my bikini back and SCRAM!!!! You sicko!!!!”
Fittingly, Sneki was coming out from local store with mineral water at that time. JJ saw her and they both leaved back to hotel.
Sneki: “Who was that person in bathrobe?”
JJ: “Uhmmm, no one. Some beggar asking for money.”
Sneki: “Really, cause it looked like some blond girl to me. Anyway, sweety how was your day today? (gulp, gulp)”
JJ: “Errrrmmm, well quite normal for my standards.”