1) Petra Kvitova aka Shitra " i hit 50.000 UES per match and i'm proud of that" Craptova: Overrated player, not the next big deal. Brainless player, no plan B. Weak HC player. Dull personality. Enough said/
2) Julia Goerges aka Julio "i want to kill someone in the crowd" Hypeges: Overrated and average player at best. Plays an uninteresting mindless baseline bashing game. Bad mentality on court in general and boring personality.
3) Sabine Lisicki aka Zarbine "i'm a brat" Lisucki: Weak player in every sense. Overrated player and game, technically very weak, can't keep the ball in play. Bad mentality on court and spoiled brat. Enough said/
4) Pauline Parmentier aka Frogline " i can't hit a backhand properly" Parmugtier: Awful player. Even my grandma hits a better bh. Clown of the highest order. No talent nor skills at all. Bad mentality on court and annoying personality. In love with a guy who could be her father.
7) Bojana Jovanovski aka Blindana " i dress like a slut according to Laura Robson" Jokevanovski: Weak brainless ballbasher, joke of a player most of the time. Weird attitude and lifeless personality on court.