So, it's March. Innocent, unknowing suicide competitiors see "MIRZA VS. UNHERALDED NO NAME WILDCARD" in the Order of Play. A sure thing, right? I mean, Sania could never lose to someone ranked (or unranked as the case may be), right? BAM. Worst mass suicide in game history. Fast forward to August and... some things don't change. In a move that has to have game competitors up in arms, Mirza has yet again crashed out to a player she should be handling with ease and causing more headaches. Says one disgruntled player, "I hereby rename her SUCKY SANIA!" while one annoymous comment has asked Mirza to be banned from the game entirely and be referred to as "*****" because they could not bear to even type out her name. Moral of the story people: Don't be fooled by the nosering! Although most people knew better than to pick Mirza today, some of our stars still fell into the trap. This includes MommieJ (See you at the next Tier IV event!) and gumoll, amongst others.
I guess you haven't heard my Sucide Tennis motto:
"Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice fuck you Sania Mirza!"
Although I don't think I've fallen victim to her suckiness yet.