wimbledon and overly priced strawberries part 3...
Alright alright, here we go again. I swear this is the only time I post.
Eastbourne first with its giant killer seagulls, seriously they are huge, image walking along the seafront, then getting dive bombed and crapped on by a pterodactyl...well that sums up eastbourne, along with the random weather changes....last year there was a snow flurry, yes SNOW, ffs its JUNE!
I might post some photos of seagulls crapping on people matches, depends on shit internet connection
Then its onto my 4th favourite grand slam...WIMBLEDON. OMG my 9th consectuive slam, holy crap, how have I managed it?????? These reports will be slightly rare and obv a swear fest. Photos will be of umbrellas and i do have the right to moan about the weather.
play will get suspended, no pigeons this year, as I hear there is a wimbledon sniper, will have to hope their aim is ok and don't accidentally cap someone in the ass
Re: wimbledon and overly priced strawberries part 3...
I like her draw. She has to get past Sabine first though who is a pretty dangerous player on any given day. Then Sammy has Caro in the second round who she beat on the grass this time last year. Then Sam can test herself against Zvonareva or Mauresmo (most likely).
Good luck Sammy
Also have fun at Wimbledon Becks Though it is probably colder here in Melbourne (as it should be), so I don't feel too sorry for you.