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Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010

Tracy was right. There should be one.

(What, is the title overboard? )

Admit it. The thing you're really curious about is her hair.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Centre Court (from 11.00hrs)
1. Laura Robson vs. Dominika Cibulkova
2. ATP: Greul vs. Haase (NB 12.30hrs)
3. Magdalena Rybarikova vs. Dinara Safina (NB 14.30hrs)
4. ATP: Giraldo vs. Chiudinelli (NB 16.30hrs)

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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010

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Tracy was right. There should be one.

(What, is the title overboard? )

Admit it. The thing you're really curious about is her hair.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Centre Court (from 11.00hrs)
1. Laura Robson vs. Dominika Cibulkova
2. ATP: Greul vs. Haase (NB 12.30hrs)
3. Magdalena Rybarikova vs. Dinara Safina (NB 14.30hrs)
4. ATP: Giraldo vs. Chiudinelli (NB 16.30hrs)
Don't know if it's overboard,but I'd appreciate it if you could translate the intended meaning;I've never heard that usage before......Having said that,you certainly came up with a unique,unseen title

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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010

All it really means is, grass sucks. Which is not my personal opinion, but given that Dinara once said she'd be fine with it if they paved Wimbledon into hard courts, I figured it might accurately represent her take on the matter.

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All it really means is, grass sucks. Which is not my personal opinion, but given that Dinara once said she'd be fine with it if they paved Wimbledon into hard courts, I figured it might accurately represent her take on the matter.
Thanks for the explanation,Cristina....I sort of guessed your intent but hadn't heard that precise terminology before...and given our Dinarik's mindset,your title is all the more appropriate.I'm all in favor of natural surfaces for football,baseball,etc. but,when it comes to tennis,I agree with those who find it dumb and bizarre....We don't have basketball,volleyball,boxing or sprint races on grass...so maybe we should let grass tennis go the way of the dinosaur

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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010

"My best on grass is equal to Venus' best on grass"
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Admit it. The thing you're really curious about is her hair.
+1 And good luck Dinara! God bless you girl! Davai.
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"My best on grass is equal to Venus' best on grass"
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Folks,I don't know any songs with the name 'Eastbourne' or 'Rosmalen',and I've never heard of any musical tributes to Wimbledon........but we DO have a 'Birmingham' tune...even though it's referring to Birmingham,ALABAMA...and not England......Anyway,it's the closest thing to a grass-court song that we're gonna get.So imagine some lovelorn ex-bf seeing Dinara with her new hairstyle as she saunters beautifully onto the grass...and then he pays her this tribute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHvVX...eature=related

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Thanks Christina
a bit worried

 
Dinara Safina

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"My best on grass is equal to Venus' best on grass"
Dinara.

ô For when the One Great Scorer comes to write against your name, He marks ľ not that you won or lost ľ But how you played the Game.ö ~~~ Grantland Rice
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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010

I like the name of the thread a lot .

I already drugged myself with painkillers so i'm ready for her match , i'll feel numb
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Admit it. The thing you're really curious about is her hair.
(i hope she did more than cutting 2 cm of her hair...)
is there a livestream somewhere?

This place is too small to put all the players i like here.
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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010

There should be one ! You can see the Center court matches on the Unicef Open TV here .
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I feel like I should print this onto a t-shirt and wear it during Dinara's first round match in Wimbly
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