Okay,it's time to lighten things up a little bit with a short song that I wrote when I was either 10 or 11(can't remember exactly).I posted this in Volume 1 and Maz seemed to enjoy it a lot,so now I'll share it again for ALL the Domik newcomers who may have missed it the 1st time
Background:When I was a young boy,we had to take our cat,Ralph,to the vet who informed us that he needed to take a 'stool sample'.I thought to myself,"STOOL SAMPLE??What the hell is THAT?A stool is something you SIT on.That's the dumbest-sounding word I've ever heard
." Later,I watched as the vet stuck the thermometer in Ralph's rectum,and I laughed my ass off when I saw the expression on his face and listened to the bizarre mewing sound he made.If he had been in intense pain or something,then I wouldn't have laughed at all but,obviously,this situation wasn't so grave...and it inspired me to write the song below(keep in mind that my mom wouldn't allow profanity,but MANY 10-year-old boys take pride in grossing out women and girls)Bold-face words indicate stronger intonation......
You THINK the cat's SICK?
But you WANT an ex-AMP-le?
Well HERE it COMES....YUM--YUM,
A STOOOOOOOOL SAMP-le
You TOOK kitty's TEMP-er-a-ture,
But it JUST wasn't AMP-le??
You KNOW what you NEED...in-DEED,
A STOOOOOOOL SAMP-le
Now I'll grant you that the lyrics are pretty juvenile,but don't forget that I was only 10 at that time.Considering my age,I'd say that the song was fairly inventive
........Hope you all enjoyed it
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