Maybe she will show up even earlier.. this week in Houston..
I'm sure her WAG Tracker is full of events..
But didn't you hear the excuse? Ana can't play another tournament in these 4 weeks because she has to do promo stuff for the Madrid tournament.
Should we expect her to do one promo thing each day for the next 4 weeks?
There are plenty of promotional commercial ads for the upcoming Masters,but NONE of them include Adam
.I was sure they'd say something like,"Come see the Masters!Where you can watch the champion of the prestigious Australian Open...who is just as big as the champ at the mighty Albanian Open...or the world-famous Guatemalan Open titlist!" Or.....
"Come watch the Masters,where you can see a coke-sniffing pretty boy...for two rounds...until his sorry,minor-league ass fails to make the cut...AGAIN." Or....
"Horny teenage boys,do we have a tourney for YOU!Come see Ana Ivanovic!
Her bf sucks the chrome off a hubcap at golf,but Ana looks hot and we're desperately reaching out to you young folks.PLEASE watch
RG does SOOOO much to promote the arrival of Alberta Brianti,Jill Craybas and Anne Kremer,but the Masters does nothing for Adam!What a surprise.....Looks like Ana will be the main fairway attraction in THAT duo again...for 2 rounds,that is(wink,wink)
Hang your heads in shame, Brits, for being a nation of cowards who won't even protect their own children. UKP=United Kingdom of Pedophiles
Propaganda Director for the Olympic Slam Queen
aboard SS Dementieva
Ste. Kim, we didn't have you for long enough, but we appreciate what you gave us