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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old Apr 10th, 2002, 02:13 PM Thread Starter
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The "Why is Marti Better Than..." Thread

Marti's better than venus cause we like her the best
Marti's better than KC, Chris and the GANG cause she sticks to her own business and doesnt stalk...
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whatever

elaboration may be provided by anyone
you're free to state why marti is better than anybody else too...

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i think i'll wake up and find out i posted this thread in a moment of folly

A single flow'r he sent me, since we met./All tenderly his messenger he chose;
Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet - One perfect rose.
I knew the language of the floweret;/'My fragile leaves,' it said, 'his heart enclose.'
Love long has taken for his amulet/One perfect rose.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet/One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always just my luck to get/One perfect rose.
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post #2 of 22 (permalink) Old Apr 10th, 2002, 03:57 PM
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Marti is better than anybody else just coz she is Marti!! Nothing can beat that.

I know I have a simple mind ,but I mean it.
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post #3 of 22 (permalink) Old Apr 10th, 2002, 05:01 PM
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Marti is better than all of us here put together, because she's won a few more tennis tournaments than us
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post #4 of 22 (permalink) Old Apr 10th, 2002, 06:06 PM
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Martina is a more superior human being to us all put together here, and we should all respect the fact that is so.

Now lets all bow down, bow down to Martina, you peasants!
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*doing the We're not worthy gesture to Marti*
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i've gotten an altar set up for marti
you can all come to my house to pray to her

*sending out invitations*

A single flow'r he sent me, since we met./All tenderly his messenger he chose;
Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet - One perfect rose.
I knew the language of the floweret;/'My fragile leaves,' it said, 'his heart enclose.'
Love long has taken for his amulet/One perfect rose.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet/One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always just my luck to get/One perfect rose.
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post #7 of 22 (permalink) Old Apr 11th, 2002, 06:40 PM
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I propose we set up a religion, Martinaism...

The place you go in the afterlife is Martiopia, where there are many tennis courts, lots of sushi bars and mexican resteraunts, and Marti's on tv 24 hrs a day...

The Martibible is where all the teachings of Martina are read from, including the 10 Marti Commandments

1) For she is the Marti thy Goddess of Tennis, thou shalt not support any player as much as Marti.
2) Thou shalt cancel all appointments when Martina is playing, not just Sunday.
3) Thou shalt not take the name of Marti in vain
4) Remember the match day, to keep it Marti,
5) Honor thy Marti and mother, that thy days be long
6) Thou shalt not kill another Marti fan
7) Thou shalt not commit adultery against a Martina fan
8) Thou shalt not steal Martina related merchandise
9) Thou shalt not bear false witness against another Marti fan
10) Thy shalt not covet a Marti fan's racket.

Anyway, there is also a Marti Prayer

Our Marti,
Who art in Trubbach,
Tennis be her game,
Thy tournament come,
Thy shalt be won,
On the court,
As it is in the stadium.
Give us this day our daily victory,
And forgive us for getting angry when she doesn't play so good,
As we forgive those who support other players, but still have no idea why they do,
For thine is the kingdom,
For ever and ever and ever, and ever
And ever and ever and ever,
Marti.

Spread the word! Hallelujah!
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LMAO at these responses

IMO Martina is better than the whole WTA because she never stops smiling, and also becuas ehse has the greatest and mots loyal fans on earth
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I seriously propose that Joey be sent into an asylum.

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Marty is better because she just is!! and theres no arguement to change my mind
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post #11 of 22 (permalink) Old Apr 12th, 2002, 06:49 PM
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I think Marti is the best cause she's Marti and because she allready has achieved a lot!!

So actualy I have to agree with everybody in here!!!

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post #12 of 22 (permalink) Old Apr 14th, 2002, 07:56 AM
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Actually there's one thing that Marti can do that the Williams sistahs can't.

Answer: beating them in a row in a tournament.

SMARTINA---The Thinking Game!!!!

SERENA---The Goddess in planet Venus.

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Trials make us Strong
Sorrows keep us Human
Failures keep us Humble
Success makes us Eager,
But Love keeps Us Going"
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post #13 of 22 (permalink) Old Apr 14th, 2002, 08:04 AM
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ROFLMAO @Joey!!!!

Thats in interesting point Jorin...

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post #14 of 22 (permalink) Old Apr 14th, 2002, 10:37 PM
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Come on! Come and join us! Praise Marti...

By the way, we do not reccomend you sacrifice your pets... I mean come on that's going too far...

post #15 of 22 (permalink) Old Apr 14th, 2002, 11:53 PM
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Martina is better than Lindsay because she does not look like a dog.

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