Please don't let her be nervous
When she tosses the ball for service.
Give her speed and strength unhaulting,
Aces and no double-faulting.
Instill in her the skill and dash
Of Agassi, Graf, Seles, and Ashe.
When a high lob starts to fall,
Do not let her miss the ball.
oh, and please, oh Tennis Gods, could you speak to her about the shorts?!
Amélie Mauresmo, 2009 GDF Suez, 2007 Proximus Diamond Games, 2006 World No. 1 ,Wimbledon Champion, Proximus Diamond Games, Gaz, Australian Open, 2005 YEC, Advanta Chamionships, Italian Open, Proximus Diamond Games, 2004 World No. 1, Advanta Championships, Generali Linz, Rogers Cup, Italian Open, German Open, 2003 J&S Cup, Advanta Championships, 2002 Rogers AT&T Cup, Dubai Open, 2001 Gaz, Nice, Amelia Island, and Eurocard Ladies German Open, 2000 Adidas International, and 1999 Bratislava Champion
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