Wow! I guess this shows that mods' priorities do not begin with concerns of the posters. Awful.
Actually it demonstrates that the moderators have little interest in second hand information.
I am strongly inclined not to change your username back but I will once I receive a reasonable reassurance from you that this will be the last time you waste administrators' time.
Preferably via private message as this thread has been derailed enough already.
Alternatively you can keep the username for three months.
I am considering recommending that we no longer offer posters the opportunity to change their names back if they don't like what they've chosen as this feature is being abused all too often but I'll draw short of that just yet.