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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 12:47 PM Thread Starter
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look what i found in my pm's

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On the next episode of Williams reality show on ABC Family, tune in to watch Serena Williams set the new Guinniss world record for biggest bowel movement by a woman! Serena Williams GIANT ass has INCREDIBLE terd-carrying capacity! After 3 days of being constipated from big lunches and dinners of the finest cuisine, Serena rushes into the luxury bathroom of the Williams house, followed by ABC Family hidden camera! Serena pulls down her tight jeans and pink panties. She sits her big sexy booty on the toilet, lets out a few farts and starts to take a dump! She moans loudly as huge soft yellow-brown logs of crap exit out of her tight pink butthole, one after the other! Serena keeps on shitting and shitting! Cut to the hallway where Venus is complaining about the stink of Serena's feces! "She stinks up the whole damn house, every time she poops!" complains Venus shaking her head. My poo never stinks" "Don't lie, Stinky-Booty BITCH" yells Serena from the bathroom. A special weighing scale put inside the toilet by the ABC Family production crew records Serena Williams pile of shit to weigh almost 15 POUNDS - a NEW WORLD RECORD!! When Serena flushes and walks out, Venus says DAM BITCH You stunk up the whole house AGAIN!

Don't miss it next week on ABC Family!!

i'm not a williams fan, but i think this is too much.


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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 12:49 PM
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I got this private messge, too. HOw do I report this fool?
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 12:51 PM
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I got that PM, too, and immediately deleted it after reading only a few words. The nutcase who sent it has "0" posts, btw. I guess registering and then PMing people instead of posting s*** on the board is a new way to avoid getting banned.
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I got it and deleted it immediately.
What a goober...
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I got this private messge, too. HOw do I report this fool?
Forward it to a couple of admins/mods. (no need this time, one of my colleagues has already slain this particular troll)

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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 12:58 PM Thread Starter
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Forward it to a couple of admins/mods. (no need this time, one of my colleagues has already slain this particular troll)

ok thanks! and sorry for posting it in the wrong forum...


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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 01:26 PM
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Why don't we have a rule that you can only send PM if you have >5 posts?
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 01:39 PM
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Why don't we have a rule that you can only send PM if you have >5 posts?
because there would be 5 blank posts with 1 letter in them and then they would send the pm again
i got the pm too, it's just dumb

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I didn't get it...now I feel left out. ._.
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old Jul 23rd, 2005, 06:14 PM
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I didn't read it
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old Jul 23rd, 2005, 07:07 PM
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I didn't get it...now I feel left out. ._.
I didn't get it either... lets feel left out together
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