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"How often does Dominik Hrbaty masturbate?": The Hopman Cup Musing Thread

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obviously not as much as marat, thats what wore him out

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Over the years, the Hopman Cup has attracted the biggest names in international tennis, but here are some of the names that have missed out on playing this event:

* Perhaps the largest name of all: Anna Kournikova. She was slated to make an appearance in 2000, but organizers were unable to find her a partner. Kafelnikov and Safin were both committed to Doha. Anna was again asked to play in 2001, but declined when she found out that the tournament was being played indoors instead of outdoors like at the Australian Open. She was replaced by Elena Likhovtseva.

* Gabriela Sabatini: The Hopman Cup had a Pepsi sponsorship in 1995 and had requested for the participation of their spokeswoman, Gabriela Sabatini, to compete. Sadly, she declined because the tournament did not fit in with her schedule.

* Martina Navratilova: She didn't come back down to Australia after 1989, so it was a wee bit too difficult to persuade Martina to disrupt her routine for the sake of one tournament.

* Pete Sampras: Pete had originally intended to play the 1991 event with Zina Garrison, after a momentous 1990, where he captured the US Open crown, his first Grand Slam title. Sadly, shin splints put an end to his plans and he was replaced by the more-than-able and willing David Wheaton, the Grand Slam Cup champion. The USA went all the way to the final that year before losing to powerhouse Monica Seles and Yugoslavia.

* Jennifer Capriati: There's still time yet for Jennifer to play the Hopman Cup, but she hasn't. Paul MacNamee was her former coach and she was invited to contest the 1994 tournament with John McEnroe. Sadly, Jennifer was going through a rough period at the time and had taken a sabbatical from the game. She was replaced by Mary Joe Fernandez. John McEnroe would also later pull out due to injury and be replaced by Ivan Lendl.

* Jim Courier: Big Jimbo has always favoured playing Adelaide to the Hopman Cup. He was never asked when he was World No. 1 and overlooked thereafter because of his commitment to the Adelaide tournament.

* Stefan Edberg: Old Eddie was never asked to play the tournament, overlooked in favour of Mikael Pernfors, Peter Lundgren and Mats Wilander.

* Anne Minter: So she wasn't a huge name internationally, but she was or had been Australia's No. 1 player for a long period. She was overlooked in favour of Hana Mandlikova for the first couple of years the tournament was staged and was then subsequently overshadowed by former Perth local, Liz Smylie, Rachel McQuillan and Nicole Bradtke (nee Provis).

* Michael Chang: Not really much of a doubles player was probably what kept him out of this tournament, plus the fact that he never started his year in the first week of the year and probably preferred to be at home with family around Christmas and New Year.

* Andre Agassi: Same reasons as Michael Chang.

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The tournament has had so many No. 1 players competing, whether they be current No. 1's, former No. 1's or junior No. 1's.

No. 1 players that have competed at the Hopman Cup:

Men: John McEnroe, Ivan Lendl, Mats Wilander, Boris Becker, Marat Safin, Lleyton Hewitt, Thomas Muster, Roger Federer, Patrick Rafter.

Women: Steffi Graf, Martina Hingis, Arantxa Sanchez Vicario, Monica Seles, Lindsay Davenport, Serena Williams, Amelie Mauresmo.

The 2004 Hopman Cup featured the three female players who would end up as No. 1, 2 and 3 by the end of the year: Lindsay Davenport (1), Amelie Mauresmo (2) and Anastasia Myskina (3).

Junior No. 1's: Pat Cash, Cara Black, Natalia Zvereva, Michaella Krajicek, Jelena Dokic.

Grand Slam Champions (Singles, Doubles & Mixed):

Men: John McEnroe, Ivan Lendl, Mats Wilander, Boris Becker, Marat Safin, Lleyton Hewitt, Thomas Muster, Roger Federer, Patrick Rafter, Michael Stich, Pat Cash, Goran Ivanisevic, Albert Costa, Carlos Moya, Yannick Noah, Richard Krajicek, Petr Korda, Mark Woodforde, Todd Woodbridge, Jakob Hlasek, Emilio Sanchez, Michiel Schapers, Jeremy Bates, Guy Forget, Richey Reneberg, Tom Nijssen, Jonathan Stark, Justine Gimelstob, Jonas Bjorkman, Fabrice Santoro, Wayne Black.

Women: Steffi Graf, Martina Hingis, Arantxa Sanchez Vicario, Monica Seles, Lindsay Davenport, Serena Williams, Jana Novotna, Conchita Martinez, Iva Majoli, Mary Pierce, Hana Mandlikova, Anastasia Myskina, Helena Sukova, Manon Bollegraf, Liz Smylie, Natalia Zvereva, Manuela Maleeva-Fragniere, Brenda Schultz-McCarthy, Raffaella Reggi, Jo Durie, Nicole Provis, Chanda Rubin, Ai Sugiyama, Kim Clijsters, Daniela Hantuchova, Virginia Ruano Pascual, Cara Black.

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"I'm really feeling my balls" - Serena Williams
"She had him in her box... It made his week!" - Tracy Austin
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Louise Plemming is hot :P Seriously tho,I think the Oz Open should hire her for commentating duties there as I think she does a great job every year.
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I had to LOL @ Louise Pleming on TV today. She was drooling all over James Blake. All this time, I thought she was gay!

Michaella Krajicek obviously looks a little bit like her brother Richard, but I also think she looks a bit like Tatiana Golovin.

I almost literally ran into Dominik Hrbaty on Wednesday night. I was coming out of the hospitality rooms and went to use the lift to go down, but it took so long that I decided to use the stairs. As I headed for the stairs, I almost walked into Dominik Hrbaty. I didn't realize it was him at first, so I said nothing and just politely excused myself. When I looked back at him, I realized that it was indeed Dominik Hrbaty, lugging a huge Head bag around. He doesn't even use Head equipment, so I wondered why he was carrying a Head bag. I regret not at least saying hello to him and introducing myself. He was the player I most wanted to meet this year. Bugger! He didn't look like he was in a hurry either. He was just kinda loping around slowly looking around for someone or something on the third floor of the Dome. His profile lists him as being 182cm tall, but I think he's a bit taller than that. He must be at least 6' 2" rather than just 6' 0". Oh, Dominik, come back! Lol.

On the same night, I sat two rows back from Ernie Dingo, the television presenter. Aussies will know who he is. I also saw Scott Fisher, the former Perth Wildcat basketball player, now Wildcat coach. Perth people will know who he is.

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Some speculations on next year's tournament:

I think Germany will be invited back. Tommy Haas was so unlucky to get injured. I have a feeling that he and Anna-Lena Groenefeld will be invited back to make amends for this years' aborted effort.

I think Russia might not get a return invite after their dismal effort, at least not as the current combination of Myskina and Safin. Paul MacNamee was keen for Maria Sharapova this year but Anastasia was offered a place first and she took it. I think Marat might get another invitation because he's the only good Russian male and one of the most popular players in Australia, but who his partner will be is anyone's guess.

Argentina and Slovak Republic will definitely get another invitation with the same outfits as this year. However, I have a feeling that Gisela Dulko may not want to come back. Players are so superstitious. If they play badly in a city, they tend to skip it the following year. But if they are winning, then they LURVE the city.

Francesca Schiavone LURVES Hopman Cup. Her 6:1 singles win-loss record speaks for itself. She has beaten Eleni Daniilidou, Kim Clijsters, Monica Seles, Virginie Razzano, Gisela Dulko and Anna-Lena Groenefeld at this event. I'm not sure if she will be back since her partner Davide Sanguinetti looks like he has terminal cancer every time he walks onto a tennis court. He used to be a fatty as a child and now he's dieted to the point of almost being too skinny to be an athlete. Francesca has bigger muscles than him! I suppose she could have Filippo Volandri or Potito Starace as her partner. I call Francesca the "Funky Frankie Fungoola!" I LURVE Francesca!

James Blake also LURVES the Hopman Cup and Perth, but how many times will can they ask him if he's not the top American player every year. Andy Roddick wants appearance money to play and Mardy Fish was nominated once, but James has been brought back twice because he was the defending champion. Will they try Taylor Dent next year, or Mardy Fish, or even Jan-Michael Gambill again? The female partner could be interesting. Forget Lindsay Davenport - she might be retiring. Will Serena Williams come back to defend the title she never got the chance to defend? Will a fit Jennifer Capriati finally make her debut? The last time she was considered was 1994 when she suddenly went off the rails and had to pull out. Then there's Venus Williams, perhaps already hearing good things about Perth from sister Serena. Monica Seles, if she's not retiring? Chanda Rubin, if she's not retiring? Otherwise, it's back to Meghann Shaughnessy again. Or will they bank on Martina Navratilova?

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Anyone want some gossip? I think chair umpires Sandra de Jenkin and Carlos Ramos might be an item. I saw them sitting together. Sandra was almost in Carlos' lap and they held hands for a brief moment. Well, um, perhaps because she fell on him, but how much more obvious does she want to make herself. Wake up, Carlos! She's giving you signals!

Is Andreas Egli gay? I wonder sometimes. He's Swiss, no? No, that doesn't make him gay. I was just wondering. It's just the way he looks at the male players and how much more he enjoys watching women's tennis. Does that sound familiar to anyone (or everyone) on this board? Andreas has attended every match of every session whereas Carlos and Sandra have taken breaks and spent time at the hotel relaxing. I remember the first time I saw Andreas on TV, he had a tight, little body, and was looking like a club kid with his frosted-tipped spiky hair. Now that he's packed on some pounds, he doesn't look quite so cute, but I reckon if he worked out a bit, he'd be back to full-blown hottie status in no time. Lol.

I wonder how these chair umpires manage to stay awake for the whole tournament? I used to attend every session and I nearly fell asleep watching in the stands, but these umpires have to be alert and concentrated all the time.

Where is John Blom this year!? Wayne McKewen? Leanne White? Jane Harvey? They used to come every year. Leanne replaced Jane, and then last year, Sandra replaced Leanne. I like the inclusion of Andreas and Carlos too. Now no one can accuse anyone of favourtism. Remember when Barbara Schett accused Leanne White of favouring Jelena Dokic? She got an ITF warning and was subsequently never invited back to play Hopman Cup. Lol. Andreas is Swiss, Carlos is Portugese and Sandra is French. No France, Switzerland or Portugal in the Hopman Cup this year. But I have to say, John Blom was a very popular chair umpire and had his own fanbase in Perth. He loved it too.

For the last two years, Perth has had Enric Molina chair umpiring. Now, that was a hottie - a Latino heartthrob. He picked up some local colloquialisms while he was here, such as adding the word "mate" to the end of every sentence. It was so cute when he had that spat with Mark Philippoussis last year at Wimbledon and he threw in the word, "mate" after every sentence. That was hot. The tennis players are fine to look at, but the chair umpires are more approachable because they are just normal people doing a job. And yes, some of them are hot. We need more hotties.

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So how often does Dominik Hrbaty masturbate? I'd estimate that he does it for relief after he loses in a tournament, but otherwise once a day when he's not playing, and always before he has a shower at the end of a hard day's training. Lol. Where is this going? I dunno sometimes. Although, the image in my head of Dominik going at himself is pretty hot. Imagine the look on his face when he orgasms. I'll bet it's hot too. He seems like such a serious person away from the court, and a bit of a loner too. That's hot. Did I mention that I think he's hot?

On the other hand (no pun intended), I don't think Marat Safin pulls himself enough. He doesn't look like someone who does it very often anyway. I don't know why.

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So how often does Dominik Hrbaty masturbate? I'd estimate that he does it for relief after he loses in a tournament, but otherwise once a day when he's not playing, and always before he has a shower at the end of a hard day's training. Lol. Where is this going? I dunno sometimes. Although, the image in my head of Dominik going at himself is pretty hot. Imagine the look on his face when he orgasms. I'll bet it's hot too. He seems like such a serious person away from the court, and a bit of a loner too. That's hot. Did I mention that I think he's hot?

On the other hand (no pun intended), I don't think Marat Safin pulls himself enough. He doesn't look like someone who does it very often anyway. I don't know why.
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Hmm,why did you think Louise was gay? :P She used to date an Australian actor
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I almost literally ran into Dominik Hrbaty on Wednesday night. I was coming out of the hospitality rooms and went to use the lift to go down, but it took so long that I decided to use the stairs. As I headed for the stairs, I almost walked into Dominik Hrbaty. I didn't realize it was him at first, so I said nothing and just politely excused myself. When I looked back at him, I realized that it was indeed Dominik Hrbaty, lugging a huge Head bag around. He doesn't even use Head equipment, so I wondered why he was carrying a Head bag. I regret not at least saying hello to him and introducing myself. He was the player I most wanted to meet this year. Bugger! He didn't look like he was in a hurry either. He was just kinda loping around slowly looking around for someone or something on the third floor of the Dome. His profile lists him as being 182cm tall, but I think he's a bit taller than that. He must be at least 6' 2" rather than just 6' 0". Oh, Dominik, come back! Lol.
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Dont u hate it when u see a player and dont know what to do, then u wish you said something later? I probably would have froze and not known what to say. Dominik has been my favourite male player for many years, and I know many things about him, but I'm afraid I dont know the answer to your main question
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As for next year I really hope they invite James Blake back. He looks like the one who enjoys the tournament the most, and always plays his best here. But I'm afraid now that he hasnt won, there are many US players ahead of him who would like a crack at it.
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Please get a life!!!
You should take your own advice!!!

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Hmm,why did you think Louise was gay? :P She used to date an Australian actor
Lol. I don't know. It was mentioned in the Aussie forum about gay players. I only read the first coupla pages, so I don't know if that "rumour" was rebuffed. I think nearly every female Aussie player was listed in that thread anyway. It was such a funny thread.

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"I'm really feeling my balls" - Serena Williams
"She had him in her box... It made his week!" - Tracy Austin
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