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sveta fans joking around

I thought it would be fun to have a thread to tell jokes. I love sveta for having great humor and I know some of you also do so I thought it was a good idea.
I will start with some jokes that where orginaly in dutch so I hope I translated them ok.



its smart and its blond:
a golden retriever

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why does a man have 1 more brain cell then a cow
so they don’t shit in the house

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Jan goes to his dad with the question”
Dad what is a clitoris?
His dad says: you should have came to me yesterday evening, at that point it was on the tip off my tongue.

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How many % of the man falls a sleep after having sex?
1% the other 99% has to go home first.

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a woman tells her friend: I have to make sure I dont get pregnant.
Friend: why your husband can’t make baby’s anymore
Woman: that’s why.

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What does a elephant say to a nude man?
Answer: do you also have to pick eat with that?

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Crazy,nothing and nobody are sitting in a tree. Suddenly nobody falls out the tree. Quick call a ambulance says nothing. Crazy calls the hospital and says: hell I am crazy, I call for nothing cuz nobody fall out the tree.

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Alcohol free beer is like a (sveta’s)bra on the washingline.
The best is part is gone.

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What is the tittle of the smallest book in the World.
What men know about women.

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What is the difference between ET and men.
ET phones home.

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Joske: teacher is it fair that when you didn’t do a thing you get punished?
Teacher: ofcourse not.
Joske: I didn’t do my homework!

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Wich animal jumps higher then the Eiffel tower?
Every animal a Eiffel tower doesn’t jump,

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lol some are really funny.Keep them coming

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