Hey, I found it on one of the Russian forums. Suitable for the situation
Very Secret Diary of a Forum Poster
Day 1. Went to the internet. Found a forum.
Registration in English. V.bad.
Still not a registered user.
Day 4. Got registered! Great! Looks like I've got to shout to get more attention here.
Will try that tomorrow.
Day 5. Posted 14 new threads and 5 replies. Go me!
Still a Junior member.
Day 6. Found a lot of replies in my new threads which are not v.nice.
Dissapointed. Do they know each other already??!
Nope, still not a Member.
Day 9. Moderator obviously starting to find me strangely attractive. Sends me PMs every hour! I wonder if he would like me if I was a Senior Member? Pity he speaks English.
Day 10. Still confusing «Reply w/Quote» with «Post New Thread». Suspect that Moderator will kill me if I try anything.
Still a Member.
Day 25. Total post count is more than 600. V.good.
Day 34. My God, is everyone in this forum a tennis fan but me?
Not so sure about me either.
Still cannot change the text above avatar, goddammit!